Joe Simpson recently told the world that his fugly little daughter, Ashlee “Lippy” Simpson had a nose job. It’s nice of him to tell the world. What did he think people couldn’t realize the bitch had an ugly face one day and a still ugly but considerably harder, more plastic look the next?
Joe told Fox News, “[The] girls have their own ideas. Anyway, there was a real problem with her breathing and that was cured.”
It’s seriously hard to imagine she had a breathing problem because of her nose. Considering how big it was, the only she couldn’t have used it to breathe was if something stuck up that big thing.
He went on to talk about their love lives saying, “I don’t tell my girls who to date or marry or what to do.” He even spoke specifically about Jess and Nick, “I have nothing against Nick. But they got married very young. I told Jessica, ‘You’re going to hit an age when it’s all going to be clear to you — life that is — and you’ll know what you want to do.’”
He even explained what a tight knit family unit that they are by getting in a diss to other Hollywood families and by telling a little story. The diss went something like this, “We have a real family. You can’t just put these kids out in the world and they’re on their own.”
The story was more touching, about a concert of Jessica’s. “I can remember a time when Jessica was singing at Madison Square Garden and her outfit ripped before she went on. We were there for her.”
Is it just me or does it sound like he would have went out holding a boob (to cover it, of course) just to make sure she was on stage on time?
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