Fugly Paris Creates a New Scent

Paris Hilton is in the midst of releasing her next new fragrance. If you’re expecting something representative of her you might be disappointed. The fragrance is not called, “Herpes Girl” or “Ugly Dropout”. In fact, it’s not even called “Nasty Porn Star” or “Untalented Superficial Cunt”. Nope this perfume is called “Dreaming of DUIs”. Alright, while fitting, it’s not that either.

The perfume is called…”Can Can” and it was inspired by the film, “Moulin Rouge”, boy if that isn’t enough to make a set of filmmakers to commit suicide, I don’t know what is. Paris wears her perfume every single day. So, if you want to smell normal and not like a disease, you just might want to skip this scent.

However, you can check out the video of Mrs. Pizza Boy making the commercials for the perfume. They are amusing if nothing else.

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