Paris Breaks Her Shy Boyfriend’s Heart
Filed under: — Drunk Sluts
Written by: Ashtyn at 11:46 pm
In another bit of Paris Hilton news, the socialite has decided to dump her latest boyfriend, Alex Vaggo. Alex was the latest in a string of man candy for the drunk slut (Strikethrough)budding philanthropist. Paris loved that Alex was hot, but she didn’t like that he was shy and just couldn’t adapt to her extensive schedule at various party destinations.
The Sun is reporting:
“She loved his good looks, but she gets bored very quickly, and he was too shy and quiet for her. She likes bad boys.”
This is why Paris is going back to her roots. While in jail, Paris met a very handsome man named Chucky. Well, she thinks it was a man. It could have been a woman, with the mullet and facial tattoos it was kind of hard to tell.
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Ashtyn is definitely the casual gamer in the family. A game fan since she owned an Atari, Ashtyn can remember when her brother rigged the television so he wouldn't lose his Super Mario Bros. game. That is, until the power went out! A fan of all things Mario, Ashtyn is a Nintendo loyalist. She digs playing Mario-style RPG games, watching others play violent shooters (because she sucks at them), and playing casual PC games (like Wedding Dash and Cake Mania). As of now, she is into the Wii and Nintendo DS, though she's certain the games for PS3 and Xbox 360 are more appealing.
Ellen and the Dog Drama
Filed under: — Miscellaneous, TV News
Written by: Ashtyn at 11:40 pm
Ellen is normally so upbeat and happy that this is one of those sides of her that will likely shock you. It is so sad, seeing her crying on stage. It really makes you feel for her and think ill of this agency that wants to take pets away from loving homes.
The short story is that Ellen is being lynched for not receiving permission to give away a dog she adopted. Ellen adopted a dog (a Brussels Griffon) and spent a lot of money on training the pooch, but in the end the dog did not get along with Ellen’s cats. To make sure the dog had a good home Ellen gave the pup to her hairstylist who has two pre-teen kids. The kids adore the dog. Now, the adoption agency has ripped the dog from the home because Ellen’s contract stated that she would not give the dog up and if she did she would take it back to the agency.
Makes sense right. Forget finding a loving home. Just bring him back to the cold cage in the agency.
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Ashtyn is definitely the casual gamer in the family. A game fan since she owned an Atari, Ashtyn can remember when her brother rigged the television so he wouldn't lose his Super Mario Bros. game. That is, until the power went out! A fan of all things Mario, Ashtyn is a Nintendo loyalist. She digs playing Mario-style RPG games, watching others play violent shooters (because she sucks at them), and playing casual PC games (like Wedding Dash and Cake Mania). As of now, she is into the Wii and Nintendo DS, though she's certain the games for PS3 and Xbox 360 are more appealing.
Is Britney Homophobic, Too?
Filed under: — Drunk Sluts
Written by: Ashtyn at 11:29 pm
With all that Britney Spears has going for her, you would think that she doesn’t have time for anything else. However, Lance Bass is telling GQ (in a round about sort of way) that Britney might just be a tad bit homophobic. According to Bass, he came out to Britney before he told anyone else and that was the last time the two spoke. The pop stars live close to one another in Beverly Hills, but despite his attempt to contact Spears, she isn’t answering her phone or door for Bass any longer.
Bass told GQ:
“It was the night of her first wedding, actually. I was in Vegas with her, her dancers, her manager, and my boyfriend at the time . . . Her manager had already gotten rid of [her first husband] Jason [Alexander] – they’d flown him home. Britney was upset about what she had done. I felt bad for her. I knew she was about to go through a lot of crap. I felt the need to share something. So I sat her on my bed, and I’m like, Well, I’m gay!”
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Ashtyn is definitely the casual gamer in the family. A game fan since she owned an Atari, Ashtyn can remember when her brother rigged the television so he wouldn't lose his Super Mario Bros. game. That is, until the power went out! A fan of all things Mario, Ashtyn is a Nintendo loyalist. She digs playing Mario-style RPG games, watching others play violent shooters (because she sucks at them), and playing casual PC games (like Wedding Dash and Cake Mania). As of now, she is into the Wii and Nintendo DS, though she's certain the games for PS3 and Xbox 360 are more appealing.
Kiefer will be Doing Time
Filed under: — Actors/Actresses, Celeb Stupidity
Written by: Ashtyn at 6:57 pm
Kiefer Sutherland has agreed to a plea deal concerning his most recent DUI. Rather than deal with the possibility of over a year in jail for probation violation (he was caught in another DUI and given probation back in 2004) he has copped a plea, which will ensure he spends a minimum of 30 days in jail.
Oddly enough, Kiefer is not going to jail for a DUI. He’s going to jail for having a blood alcohol level above the limit. I am not altogether sure what the difference is, considering they don’t normally take your BAL without you committing a possible DUI.
If a judge decides to teach Kiefer a lesson he may have to do more than 30 days. The maximum he could be forced to stay in jail is six months. The sentence is set to be announced on December 21. This is good timing, considering 24 will begin the show break at that time.
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Ashtyn is definitely the casual gamer in the family. A game fan since she owned an Atari, Ashtyn can remember when her brother rigged the television so he wouldn't lose his Super Mario Bros. game. That is, until the power went out! A fan of all things Mario, Ashtyn is a Nintendo loyalist. She digs playing Mario-style RPG games, watching others play violent shooters (because she sucks at them), and playing casual PC games (like Wedding Dash and Cake Mania). As of now, she is into the Wii and Nintendo DS, though she's certain the games for PS3 and Xbox 360 are more appealing.
Give Me My Rock Back Bitch
Filed under: — Celebrity Love
Written by: Ashtyn at 10:42 am
Kid Rock is announcing that he would like the wedding ring that he gave to Pamela Anderson during their marriage back. The ring cost $500,000 so who could blame him. After all, did that four month debacle count as a marriage for real?
Rock feels that since Anderson has remarried (again) she doesn’t need the ring that he gave her during their marriage. Rock said in an interview, “Maybe she’ll send my ring back. I doubt it, but boy that would be nice.”
As for Rick Salomon, he offered some advice that was a little too late, but certainly relevant in the situation. Rock says, “Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free?” Rock’s newest album is to be released later this month.
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Ashtyn is definitely the casual gamer in the family. A game fan since she owned an Atari, Ashtyn can remember when her brother rigged the television so he wouldn't lose his Super Mario Bros. game. That is, until the power went out! A fan of all things Mario, Ashtyn is a Nintendo loyalist. She digs playing Mario-style RPG games, watching others play violent shooters (because she sucks at them), and playing casual PC games (like Wedding Dash and Cake Mania). As of now, she is into the Wii and Nintendo DS, though she's certain the games for PS3 and Xbox 360 are more appealing.


Dominick Evans is the primary writer for Gamerrazzi. An avid gamer since the days of Nintendo and Atari, his favorite types of games are racing, fantasy and anything where he gets to blow stuff up!