Britney’s Sex Tape: Please Jesus Say it Ain’t So

In Touch Magazine is reporting that Britney might have a sex tape. If you’re thinking this is horrible for her, it might be, but think about everyone else! Once upon a time it might have been okay to see Brit Brit in a sex tape, but now it would be all rolling hills of cellulite and grungy weaves pieces falling about.

Even as bad as it is, you know there are people that would be tempted to watch it, and you have to ask yourself if all those extra blind causalities will be worth it in the end when this all could have been avoided. For now, all we can do is hope that it’s not true.

In Touch Says:

A guy who met Britney while she was on vacation in June has told In Touch that he made a video of them having sex — and the tape might become public. So far, the only thing, he claims, holding him back from releasing the video is that he was so disappointed by his own performance, he is embarrassed to let the rest of the world see it! The 28-year-old man, who was living on Hawaii’s Big Island at the time, says he left his camera rolling without Britney’s knowledge as they became intimate at a bungalow at the Four Seasons hotel on the Kona-Kohala Coast on June 7.

If it turns out to be true and it is released we will let you know…though we advise you not to look. A naked train wreck can be hard on the eyes, you know.

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