Sean and Jayden Who?

While spending time with her kids the other day, Britney decided to leave them in the car to shop for chandeliers. I am sure that the court monitor that was with the kids, in the car, is as impressed as I am. No reason to be bent out of shape though. Everyone knows that court monitors are nothing more than babysitters. Well, that’s true in this case anyway.

There are so many things I could say here. I could comment on how Britney needs to get clean, take a freakin’ bath, and start acting like a mother. However, I am a semi-rational person. I know that won’t happen. In fact, I think the chances of Starbucks growing legs and just attaching itself to Britney’s fat ass would be more likely.

Come to think of it, she might actually like that. Then she wouldn’t have to waste all that time drinking it and stuff. It would already just be an extension of her and more baggage that she could show off.

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Ashtyn is definitely the casual gamer in the family. A game fan since she owned an Atari, Ashtyn can remember when her brother rigged the television so he wouldn't lose his Super Mario Bros. game. That is, until the power went out! A fan of all things Mario, Ashtyn is a Nintendo loyalist. She digs playing Mario-style RPG games, watching others play violent shooters (because she sucks at them), and playing casual PC games (like Wedding Dash and Cake Mania). As of now, she is into the Wii and Nintendo DS, though she's certain the games for PS3 and Xbox 360 are more appealing.