Hilton Gets Lohan’s Sloppy Seconds

Ever since Lindsay Lohan is trying to convince the world of her sobriety she has tried to avoid clubs. Who can blame her after getting out of rehab and then trying to order a drink not even two weeks later? I’d be avoiding those clubs too. Just drink at home!

When Lohan was supposed to host the New Years Eve bash at LAX she was livid and quickly canceled the engagement. When that happened, Paris Hilton and sister Nicky swooped down on the club. They got the hostess position and it will only cost LAX One Million Dollars!

Are you kidding me?! Think of all the useful things you could do with a million bucks. They are giving it to a nasty skank with bad taste in Halloween costumes, hair, men, and fashion statements. Seriously…what a waste of money.

They did save me some cash though. If I visit Las Vegas for New Years this year, I definitely know one club I won’t be going to. If I wanted to see dumb blonde bimbos getting drunk and dancing on tables I could go into the local white trash neighborhood and get in without a cover charge!

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