What She Sang: Fergalicious

What She Wore: Fergie was wearing a short (we’re talking vagina showing short) sparkle mini-dress. She had her hair down and was sporting some spike heels.

Performance Value: Fergie had Willi.I.Am with her when she started the show. She ended up alone and moved into a second song after announcing the American Music Awards. She was looking hot and even though I don’t know what the hell the second song was, it sounded good. I liked the second song. Next thing you know, she was singing my favorite Fergie song, “Big Girls don’t Cry”.

Considering the live nature, she sounded pretty damned good. Josh Duhamel is a lucky guy. I can’t help but wonder if he’s in the audience with her panties in his pocket, because it sure doesn’t look like she’s wearing any.

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Ashtyn is definitely the casual gamer in the family. A game fan since she owned an Atari, Ashtyn can remember when her brother rigged the television so he wouldn’t lose his Super Mario Bros. game. That is, until the power went out! A fan of all things Mario, Ashtyn is a Nintendo loyalist. She digs playing Mario-style RPG games, watching others play violent shooters (because she sucks at them), and playing casual PC games (like Wedding Dash and Cake Mania). As of now, she is into the Wii and Nintendo DS, though she’s certain the games for PS3 and Xbox 360 are more appealing.

While spending time with her kids the other day, Britney decided to leave them in the car to shop for chandeliers. I am sure that the court monitor that was with the kids, in the car, is as impressed as I am. No reason to be bent out of shape though. Everyone knows that court monitors are nothing more than babysitters. Well, that’s true in this case anyway.

There are so many things I could say here. I could comment on how Britney needs to get clean, take a freakin’ bath, and start acting like a mother. However, I am a semi-rational person. I know that won’t happen. In fact, I think the chances of Starbucks growing legs and just attaching itself to Britney’s fat ass would be more likely.

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Written by Ashtyn - Visit Website
Ashtyn is definitely the casual gamer in the family. A game fan since she owned an Atari, Ashtyn can remember when her brother rigged the television so he wouldn’t lose his Super Mario Bros. game. That is, until the power went out! A fan of all things Mario, Ashtyn is a Nintendo loyalist. She digs playing Mario-style RPG games, watching others play violent shooters (because she sucks at them), and playing casual PC games (like Wedding Dash and Cake Mania). As of now, she is into the Wii and Nintendo DS, though she’s certain the games for PS3 and Xbox 360 are more appealing.

Kim Cattrall is best known for her role on Sex and the City. Well that and the howling girl’s coach who was given the appropriate nickname of Lassie in Porky’s. One of her more recent roles is a British wartime drama, My Boy Jack, which she stars in with Daniel Radcliffe. Apparently, the movie has sent a shock to her and she’s begun sending newspaper articles about the dangers of war to her young, 18 year old nephew. The goal is to get him to ignore the idea of serving in Iraq.

Cattrall is quoted by Wenn as saying:
“Even though my 18-year-old nephew’s grandfathers and great-grandfathers served in wars, there is no way I want to see my eager nephew sign up and serve in Iraq. And I have been anything but silent about it. My paternal grandfather was wounded at Passchendaele and when the Second World War was declared he signed up, dying of pneumonia after six months. My father grew up without a dad.”

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Written by Ashtyn - Visit Website
Ashtyn is definitely the casual gamer in the family. A game fan since she owned an Atari, Ashtyn can remember when her brother rigged the television so he wouldn’t lose his Super Mario Bros. game. That is, until the power went out! A fan of all things Mario, Ashtyn is a Nintendo loyalist. She digs playing Mario-style RPG games, watching others play violent shooters (because she sucks at them), and playing casual PC games (like Wedding Dash and Cake Mania). As of now, she is into the Wii and Nintendo DS, though she’s certain the games for PS3 and Xbox 360 are more appealing.

You know its going to be an interesting day when a skinny little white girl can fuck Snoop Dogg up. We’re not talking a beating or anything here, but he was all sorts of confused when he tried to visit Amy Winehouse. Who could blame him though? I mean, everyone knows that bitch is crazy!

The story goes that Snoop went to visit Wino prior to the European MTV Awards. When Snoop showed up, he didn’t know what to say. The scene was severely messed up to say the least and left Dogg in shock.

Sources for the Mirror say:
“An hour and a half before the show, Snoop said he wanted to see Amy. When we got there, she was in a right state. Everyone, including her management, just stood there as she lobbed spaghetti up the walls. It went on for about five minutes - with her kicking the walls and throwing whatever she could get her hands on - even the tables and the chairs. Then she started cutting up the rug. Snoop was just standing there open-mouthed. He was pretty freaked out by it and didn’t want to hang out with her after that.”

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Written by Ashtyn - Visit Website
Ashtyn is definitely the casual gamer in the family. A game fan since she owned an Atari, Ashtyn can remember when her brother rigged the television so he wouldn’t lose his Super Mario Bros. game. That is, until the power went out! A fan of all things Mario, Ashtyn is a Nintendo loyalist. She digs playing Mario-style RPG games, watching others play violent shooters (because she sucks at them), and playing casual PC games (like Wedding Dash and Cake Mania). As of now, she is into the Wii and Nintendo DS, though she’s certain the games for PS3 and Xbox 360 are more appealing.

Ever since Lindsay Lohan is trying to convince the world of her sobriety she has tried to avoid clubs. Who can blame her after getting out of rehab and then trying to order a drink not even two weeks later? I’d be avoiding those clubs too. Just drink at home!

When Lohan was supposed to host the New Years Eve bash at LAX she was livid and quickly canceled the engagement. When that happened, Paris Hilton and sister Nicky swooped down on the club. They got the hostess position and it will only cost LAX One Million Dollars!

Are you kidding me?! Think of all the useful things you could do with a million bucks. They are giving it to a nasty skank with bad taste in Halloween costumes, hair, men, and fashion statements. Seriously…what a waste of money.

They did save me some cash though. If I visit Las Vegas for New Years this year, I definitely know one club I won’t be going to. If I wanted to see dumb blonde bimbos getting drunk and dancing on tables I could go into the local white trash neighborhood and get in without a cover charge!

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Written by Ashtyn - Visit Website
Ashtyn is definitely the casual gamer in the family. A game fan since she owned an Atari, Ashtyn can remember when her brother rigged the television so he wouldn’t lose his Super Mario Bros. game. That is, until the power went out! A fan of all things Mario, Ashtyn is a Nintendo loyalist. She digs playing Mario-style RPG games, watching others play violent shooters (because she sucks at them), and playing casual PC games (like Wedding Dash and Cake Mania). As of now, she is into the Wii and Nintendo DS, though she’s certain the games for PS3 and Xbox 360 are more appealing.

So many people talk about what a good girl Hilary Duff is and what a good image she has. It’s true that compared to the competition she is practically a saint. However, she might be a little bit of a bad girl or at least she’s trying to experiment with finding her inner slut. One or the other, I will leave it for you to decide.

The NY Post is reporting that Hilary was partying in NYC this weekend. Apparently Duff was hanging at Tenjune. She was seen around 2:30 AM while giving a lap dance to some guy who was a “Joel Madden look-alike.”

NY Post Says:
Spies say Duff was drinking Veuve champagne straight from the bottle, and eventually needed help walking up the stairs.

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Written by Ashtyn - Visit Website
Ashtyn is definitely the casual gamer in the family. A game fan since she owned an Atari, Ashtyn can remember when her brother rigged the television so he wouldn’t lose his Super Mario Bros. game. That is, until the power went out! A fan of all things Mario, Ashtyn is a Nintendo loyalist. She digs playing Mario-style RPG games, watching others play violent shooters (because she sucks at them), and playing casual PC games (like Wedding Dash and Cake Mania). As of now, she is into the Wii and Nintendo DS, though she’s certain the games for PS3 and Xbox 360 are more appealing.