What They Sang: I have no idea. SOS – I think
What They Wore: Random meterosexual wear from Walmart. Mustard colors, scarves, white suits, and the like.
Performance Value: Who are these guys? Apparently I don’t watch the Disney Channel enough or something. Jordin Sparks led them out and said they were teen idols and they brought [...]

What She Sang: Hot
What She Wore: She had on a t-shirt and a long skirt. It wasn’t all that impressive. She looked like she could have been going to K-Mart and not the AMAs.
Performance Value: Is it just me or does Avril think she is Paris of the music world? The neon pink microphone gave [...]

FAVORITE BREAKTHROUGH ARTIST NOMINEES:
Daughtry
Plain White T’s
Robin Thicke
Winner: Daughtry
Carrie Underwood gave out this award and while the bitch is hotter than hell I just have to ask one thing. What the fuck was she wearing? It looked like a bird died on her mini-dress or were those flowers? I don’t know but it was loud, to [...]

What She Sang: Fergalicious
What She Wore: Fergie was wearing a short (we’re talking vagina showing short) sparkle mini-dress. She had her hair down and was sporting some spike heels.
Performance Value: Fergie had Willi.I.Am with her when she started the show. She ended up alone and moved into a second song after announcing the American Music [...]

While spending time with her kids the other day, Britney decided to leave them in the car to shop for chandeliers. I am sure that the court monitor that was with the kids, in the car, is as impressed as I am. No reason to be bent out of shape though. Everyone knows that court [...]

Kim Cattrall is best known for her role on Sex and the City. Well that and the howling girl’s coach who was given the appropriate nickname of Lassie in Porky’s. One of her more recent roles is a British wartime drama, My Boy Jack, which she stars in with Daniel Radcliffe. Apparently, the movie has [...]

You know its going to be an interesting day when a skinny little white girl can fuck Snoop Dogg up. We’re not talking a beating or anything here, but he was all sorts of confused when he tried to visit Amy Winehouse. Who could blame him though? I mean, everyone knows that bitch is crazy!
The [...]