Hide your Babies, Paula is on the Lookout

Paula Abdul wants a baby. She wants one bad. She’s 45, the eggs are getting stale and time is running short. Besides, the Coke she drinks each season on AI is probably helping to rot them, considering we all know it’s not really Coke. She feels the contestants on AI are like her children, but like most kids that would be Paula’s they opt for emancipation after a few short months, running off for better things and more interesting addicts.

Needless to say, since the AI kids always dump mommy she is looking for a more permanent situation. She’s told Ladies Home Journal that she really does want a baby. According to an article in the magazine, Paula told LHJ, “I want kids! If it doesn’t happen naturally, I can always adopt! I’ve experienced real loneliness, so I love knowing there’s someone I can share the good and the not-so-good with.”

While many people want to adopt to help children in need or because they can’t have children of their own, Paula is over here adopting because she can’t find anyone to sleep with her that has working swimmers and because her maids don’t want to hang out with her. Bravo Paula…If they ever change the focus of The Biggest Loser you should check it out. You never know. You might just win.

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Ashtyn is definitely the casual gamer in the family. A game fan since she owned an Atari, Ashtyn can remember when her brother rigged the television so he wouldn't lose his Super Mario Bros. game. That is, until the power went out! A fan of all things Mario, Ashtyn is a Nintendo loyalist. She digs playing Mario-style RPG games, watching others play violent shooters (because she sucks at them), and playing casual PC games (like Wedding Dash and Cake Mania). As of now, she is into the Wii and Nintendo DS, though she's certain the games for PS3 and Xbox 360 are more appealing.