Kevin Gives Consent, but What about Lynn

The news is out that while K-Fed is gallivanting around at Fashion Week (let’s hope he takes some lessons), Lynn Spears is watching the kidlets that K has custody of and Brit Brit doesn’t. Meanwhile, Brit who really loves her children, no matter what accent she is speaking in, has lost custody of her money. K-Fed wants to cut her a break though. Being a good guy and knowing that the crazy bitch loves her little monkeys, he wants to give her a second chance. Well, sort of.

K-Fed has given Brit Brit permission to see the kids. The catch is that Lynn is going to have to be the one to okay things here since she will be the one babysitting the children. Boys, Sean and Jayden, haven’t seen mommy since she went batshit crazy a few weeks ago and lost all custody rights. Sources say that Kevin is close to Lynn (Britney says they do it…Gross!) and that he trusts her judgment with the kids. He hopes that Lynn can help Britney see the light of day…for the kid’s sake.

We agree with Kevin. She just needs to go back to making pathetic music that entertains us on a non-intellectual level. It was fun at first, but now it’s all just a little too non-shocking. If she wants to impress us now, she’s going to have to get crazier. She could pee on a building in a puppy pose or dry hump Paris’ leg while in her awesome pink wig and ripped K-Mart pantyhose. Otherwise, the British accent and non-brushed hair in Starbucks just isn’t flying anymore.

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