Britney and Moby Sitting in a Tree…

This is by far the best celebrity quote of the day. It has to be. There is absolutely no way around it. This comes straight from the lips of Moby, who used to date Natalie Portman. I never really paid attention to Moby, but if he has such important things to say, I will definitely be paying more attention to him in the future.

When talking about Britney Spears he said:

“The fatter she gets, the weirder she gets, the more I love her. I found her moderately appealing in the late 90s, but now I would marry her in a heartbeat.”

You just gotta love this.

On another note, it seems that Brit Brit’s new management team is attempting to shop her around for a new reality show. This works well for Brit because well, she doesn’t have to…you know…act n’ stuff. She can just be her own woman ya’ll! With that in mind, studios are considering paying millions for this.

I don’t know why though. You know, when she was out at Starbucks every five minutes, hitting cars and not seat belting babies, and hanging out with the Paps instead of her Pops, it might have been a good show. After all, America loves a train wreck. Now it would just be sad geriatric television about a mentally ill fat girl with her redneck family in tow.

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