I just have to wonder what is wrong with this bitch. How do you come from Olivia Newton John and then end up sounding like a stuck pig on buy one sow, get one free day? Any way you look at it, Chloe Lattanzi is utterly disgusting. Not only is she like the ugliest, big-lipped, distorted face freak on the show (some of the Rock the Cradle‘rs are decent looking). She’s also by far the worst singer. I am shocked that she hasn’t left yet. I am starting to think there is a Rock the Cradle Vote for the Worst out there. If there is, this nappy headed, out of tune temptress (to blind people) could actually win the whole thing.
I thought last week was bad. When she did “I Hate Everything About You” and started trying to masturbate on stage and then you could see her snatch, I seriously almost vomited in my mouth. I tried to hold it in, afraid that it would projectile onto my television because she was the object of my vomit’s obsession, so I did my best to stop that. I do love my television, after all.
I have added the video below in case you feel you need to vomit, as well. This will help you. I promise.
I Hate Everything About You
This week’s performance called for a cover of one of her mom’s songs. She chose “I Honestly Love You”, but turned it into some goth-induced, wannabe rock tune that was completely scary. It came complete with backup dancers and while it was not as bad (less masturbation this time around) it was still pretty bad. It might not make you vomit, but it will certainly make a lot of people wonder what the fuck is going on so that this crazed bitch is even on television in the first place. She’s lucky her momma is famous or she would be in some serious trouble.
I Honestly Love You
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Ashtyn is definitely the casual gamer in the family. A game fan since she owned an Atari, Ashtyn can remember when her brother rigged the television so he wouldn’t lose his Super Mario Bros. game. That is, until the power went out! A fan of all things Mario, Ashtyn is a Nintendo loyalist. She digs playing Mario-style RPG games, watching others play violent shooters (because she sucks at them), and playing casual PC games (like Wedding Dash and Cake Mania). As of now, she is into the Wii and Nintendo DS, though she’s certain the games for PS3 and Xbox 360 are more appealing.
Actually, Chloe did a great job and she brings something different to music. She has a wonderful unique voice, and part of her “goth”ness comes from battling anorexia publicly for many years. I would like her regardless of who her mother is because she’s actually interesting.
I totally agree with you. I cannot believe Belinda Carlisle keeps saying what a great voice she has and gives her high scores. She is embarassing to watch! She sounds like a foreigner who doesn’t know how to speak English. I hate her, I hate her disgusting face and we the public shouldn’t be forced to see her ugly mug on tv.
melissa you are hating she can sing and she kiled i honestly love you….your just mad because you wanna see her
Chloe did a great job during the entire show, this was kinda sad though. if you dont like her…well…sucks for you ‘cos her time in the starlight isnt over yet so. She is AWESOME, I love her voice, and Belinda is stupid thats not rock thats light metal. anyways, chloe rocks so forget the haters :)…(but i admit she should have cut out the very very begining ‘cos that part just sucks…)