Hollywood love can be so fickle. It’s easier to lump this shit altogether rather than making a number of posts that will need to be altered as soon as the wind blows. For now, this is the way things are.
Here we have a metrosexual (since people snap when I call him homosexual) in love with a Harry Potter star, a chick crush, and some Idol adoration. Along with that we have a divorce due to homosexual tendencies (I won’t say on which side) and an engagement that leaves us hoping the third times the charm…or is this the fourth time? I think I’ve lost count.
Joe Jonas and Harry Potter Sitting in a Tree
Oh whoops, did I write Harry. Sorry I thought the truth was coming out. My Bad! Alright, don’t get your nuts in a twist. Joe Jonas, the last remaining, soon to be 19 year old male virgin (by choice) on the planet (I think he means, virgin to females) has admitted he has a girl crush. He states to E! that it’s sad none of his brothers have a girlfriend (gee, I wonder why?), but is quick to point out that he is totally into Emma Watson. What he didn’t add is that he just wants to go shopping with her and have her paint his toenails! Rock on Joe!
Janet Jackson is Strutting Out (of the Closet)
Like her brother Michael, Janet Jackson is willing to admit her interest in the same sex. Well, in her case it’s not kids and there isn’t a carousel or underage drinking involved, but she’s talking to E! about who she would do if she decided to go carpet bagging. According to Janet, she would do Alicia Keys, because she’s wonderful. She wanted to add though that Alicia is not a lesbian, which has been speculated in the past. She thinks people say that because Alicia is a strong woman. Of course, having women come out and talk about the licky, licky with her name involved probably doesn’t help.
Idol Hate turns to Love
For all of you that thought that Simon and Paula don’t like each other, well I guess you were wrong. While it’s true Simon might not be all up on Paula’s jock (right, like you didn’t know), she seems to want to be up on his. When speaking to Extra about her vocal problems that almost ruined her singing career, she led into a discussion of Idol and of Simon. About Simon she said, “He has meant a lot in my life for many reasons. He has made me stronger than I ever imagined I could be. There’s nobody who can rock my world, nobody, I learned from the master himself.”
The Master, you heard it, and I don’t know about you, but I think it left a nasty taste in my mouth.
Carmen to Marry…Again
It’s no secret that Carmen Electra has interesting taste in her love matches. There was Dennis Rodman and crooner turned Porn-man, Dave Navarro then there was Joan Jett and now Rob Patterson. For those not in the know, Patterson is the guitarist for the bad Korn. Unbeknownst to me, the couple has been dating for a year, and he popped the question on her birthday. The diamond is black and set in additional white diamonds. Let’s hope this time it sticks.
Additionally, Electra has stated she’s ready to be a mommy…She might get lucky if this marriage lasts longer than the one she had with Rodman. Of course, like they teach you in Sex Ed…it only takes one time, no matter how quick it is.
Starlet Jones Leaves Gay (possible Happy) Husband
Star has been saying Al isn’t gay for years. She can say what she wants, but no one is buying that. Recently, she filed for divorce, but since she hates to let others think they are right, she isn’t saying why. Instead she told E.T., “Several years ago I made an error in judgment by inviting the media into the most intimate area of my life. A month ago I filed for divorce. The dissolution of a marriage is a difficult time in anyone’s life that requires privacy with one’s thoughts. I have committed myself to handling this situation with dignity and grace and look forward to emerging from this period as a stronger and wiser woman,” That’s short for you were right America and he was doing our house boy!
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of course paula and simon like (love) each other. i cant believe there are people who Still believe they dislike each other. they did in season 1,but not now.. but i honestly think he loves paula more than the other way around.