Wino is Obsessed! – Hide Your Linens

If you know the name Amy Winehouse you certainly know that her hit song “Rehab” was made as a reflection of her life, whether intentional or not. According to friends and all the news stories that have ever surfaced about this crazy bitch, she’s been addicted to drugs like heroine, horse tranqs, cocaine, crack, and who knows what else she might have been able to snag from her veterinarian.

When we aren’t talking drugs, Amy has been addicted to everything from her husband Blake (Blake incarcerated, as she called him at the Grammies) to things like…knitting…though she has gotten help for the knitting thing and really only relapses once in a while.

Her new thing could be much deadlier than anything mentioned before. Showbiz Spy has reported that Amy’s newest addiction is IRONING! Can you imagine? I mean, my momma always told me not to operate heavy machinery….or really hot household items when fucked up.

You never know, Amy might end up ironing off her face when she loses balance from being high and the hot iron could land on her. With that many drugs, she wouldn’t feel it until the morning…but the effects would surely be there for years. On the bright side – she wouldn’t need so much makeup.

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Written by Ashtyn - Visit Website
Ashtyn is definitely the casual gamer in the family. A game fan since she owned an Atari, Ashtyn can remember when her brother rigged the television so he wouldn't lose his Super Mario Bros. game. That is, until the power went out! A fan of all things Mario, Ashtyn is a Nintendo loyalist. She digs playing Mario-style RPG games, watching others play violent shooters (because she sucks at them), and playing casual PC games (like Wedding Dash and Cake Mania). As of now, she is into the Wii and Nintendo DS, though she's certain the games for PS3 and Xbox 360 are more appealing.