It’s Official: Wino is Cell-Bound

TMZ is reporting that Amy Winehouse, Grammy Winner and Crackhead, has just been arrested by Scotland Yard on suspicion of assault. She currently sits, waiting, at the Holborn Police Station. When this story was originally reported she was supposed to be able to be released within an hour.

However, now the police are keeping her until midnight tonight. She was accused of head-butting someone outside of a London bar. The most she can do in prison would be 6 months of time. This shouldn’t phase her too much because if London is anything like the US, the drugs are better in prison anyway.

The Scotland Yard has been investigating this incident since it occurred. Apparently, a 38 year old man wanted to be nice and tried to hail Wino a cab. Being the sultry, sex temptress that she is, she assumed he was trying to molest her and proceeded to fuck him up. Unfortunately, he really was just trying to hail the crazy bitch a cab. I mean really, would you molest that?!

This story is developing, so news will be added to this article as it becomes available.

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Ashtyn is definitely the casual gamer in the family. A game fan since she owned an Atari, Ashtyn can remember when her brother rigged the television so he wouldn't lose his Super Mario Bros. game. That is, until the power went out! A fan of all things Mario, Ashtyn is a Nintendo loyalist. She digs playing Mario-style RPG games, watching others play violent shooters (because she sucks at them), and playing casual PC games (like Wedding Dash and Cake Mania). As of now, she is into the Wii and Nintendo DS, though she's certain the games for PS3 and Xbox 360 are more appealing.