Am I really the most Obnoxious Blogger?
Filed under: — Miscellaneous
Written by: Ashtyn at 6:16 pm
You know, I never would have thought it, had I not been nominated by a friend, for The Most Obnoxious Blogger in the Blogger Choice Awards. Since that nomination, I began to wonder…am I truly obnoxious or am I just plain honest? People really can’t handle the truth and all I’ve ever given is my [...]
My Parody of The Jonas Brothers Song: “S.O.S.”
Filed under: — Miscellaneous
Written by: Ashtyn at 5:55 pm
I just had to do a parody of my favorite band, the Jonas Brothers’ hit song “S.O.S”. I hope you enjoy!
S.O.S. (Metrosexual Dressing) Lyrics
Told you I made shopping plans
With you so you can help me
learn how to dress the right way
Well I’m done
With awkward situation’s dressing
metrosexual
Oohh…This is an S.O.S.
I’ve got to learn to dress
My style [...]
Nick (Bollea) Hogan is a Whiny Bitch
Filed under: — Reality Stars
Written by: Ashtyn at 4:15 pm
So, I’ve been thinking. When you are caught drag racing because you can’t handle your car and you crash and turn someone into a vegetable for life, what do you do? Some of us might be apologetic. Others might run and hide. Still, others would pretend that they did nothing wrong. Unfortunately, some of the [...]
White Oprah Recommends Family Porn Time
Filed under: — Celeb Stupidity, Reality Stars
Written by: Ashtyn at 3:48 pm
I don’t watch White Oprah’s show Living Lohan and I never will because Dina is a trashy cuntbag that is just out to pimp her daughters and ride their waves of fame, because she’s a talentless hack. Regardless, someone is watching this shit and they are already buzzing about the great parental habits that Mommy [...]
Simpson-Wentz Reality Television Newlywed Style
Filed under: — Music News, Musicians, Reality Stars
Written by: Ashtyn at 2:18 pm
Apparently Ashlee Simpson-Wentz has not learned anything from her sister. Well, either that or she realized she wasn’t going to make a living for much longer selling music with her vocal issues. To ensure a bright and successful life, the Simpson-Wentz clan are shopping around the idea of a Newlywed show in the same vein [...]
LoHo News for the Day
Filed under: — Drunk Sluts, Illness & Death, Kids & Family
Written by: Ashtyn at 1:27 pm
It seems impossible to go through a day without a piece of news about Lindsay Lohan. Today brings a couple of pieces on the former coked out celeb. I say former, not because I think she’s drug free, but because she has the sense to wipe the powder from her nose these days. Anyway, the [...]
Brad and Angie’s Babies are Born…Maybe
Filed under: — Actors/Actresses, Celebrity Love, Kids & Family
Written by: Ashtyn at 12:42 pm
Once you have as many kids as Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have it hardly becomes breaking news. It’s just another day in the Jolie-Pitt family. However, on Sunday it is being reported that Angelina Jolie popped in France and her twin daughters with Brad Pitt have been born.
According to several reports including ones from [...]

Dominick Evans is the primary writer for Gamerrazzi. An avid gamer since the days of Nintendo and Atari, his favorite types of games are racing, fantasy and anything where he gets to blow stuff up!