Mariah Carey might be able to hit a note that will make you go deaf, but when it comes to throwing a ball she isn’t very good. She can suck a ball (I’m sure!). She can fondle a ball, but throwing one away isn’t her strong suit. Of course, if it was her strong suit that whole Derek Jeter thing would have never happened.
Recently Mariah was in Japan for a baseball game where she got to throw the first pitch. Well, she threw it, about 1 1/2 inches. You can check out Mimi’s sad attempt at throwing by checking out the following video:
I can’t blame her for being dainty about it though. With those shorts, any funny movements would have caused her vagina to fall right out. And really, who wants to see that? I wonder if she would have done better had they put a target of Tommy Matola’s face over the plate?! Inquiring minds, want to know.
By the way, not to be nit-picky or anything, but is it just me or did Mariah not wax her lip for this photo? The girl looks like Britney’s weave fell on her upper lip.
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Ashtyn is definitely the casual gamer in the family. A game fan since she owned an Atari, Ashtyn can remember when her brother rigged the television so he wouldn’t lose his Super Mario Bros. game. That is, until the power went out! A fan of all things Mario, Ashtyn is a Nintendo loyalist. She digs playing Mario-style RPG games, watching others play violent shooters (because she sucks at them), and playing casual PC games (like Wedding Dash and Cake Mania). As of now, she is into the Wii and Nintendo DS, though she’s certain the games for PS3 and Xbox 360 are more appealing.
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