Micheal Swears he Didn’t Out LoHo

Whatever he said he didn’t mean it. Maybe it was the alcohol. Oh wait, nevermind. His story, this time, is that his comments were taken out of context. US Weekly says that Michael sent them an email about his carpet munching, cokehead daughter after he saw her sucking face in Cannes with Samantha Ronson. He said the relationship between the two is evident to anyone with half a brain.

Unfortunately for me, I have a whole brain and those are some visuals that don’t go away even with vodka!

He went on to tell them:

Just like the Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn’t want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false. [She] is a big girl, and she can make her own life choices. Then it is between her and God.”

Micheal is recanting his statements now though. This time he is doing it with the NY Daily News.

He told the Daily News that he wasn’t talking about Lindsay being a lesbian. Of course, she’s not! Who are you kidding?! He said what he was actually talking about was Lindsay’s life and how it relates to the media. He also claims that he was discussing White Oprah’s reality show, though US Weekly conveniently left that part out. Hey! Who is he to judge? Maybe they were going on a beer run and didn’t have time to add the rest. It’s always the recovering addicts that are so high and mighty!

As far as Loho and Sam, this time around he had this to say:

“They’re friends, they’re always together. I hug my friends, does that make me a homosexual? Of course not.”

No Micheal, it doesn’t make you a homosexual. However, if you have your friends with you all the time and begin sharing your Tampax (assuming you’re into that sort of thing) then it certainly will lead people to wonder.

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