Amy Winehouse is back at it. Of course, this time it’s not so much about her doing it (at least not where we can see). This time Alex Haines, the guy hired to keep her on the straight and narrow, was seen and arrested for smoking crack. What exactly was he supposed to keep her [...]

Mariah Carey might be able to hit a note that will make you go deaf, but when it comes to throwing a ball she isn’t very good. She can suck a ball (I’m sure!). She can fondle a ball, but throwing one away isn’t her strong suit. Of course, if it was her strong suit [...]

A while back I wrote an article about how truly, disgustingly awful the Jonas Brothers sounded on the AMA Awards. I had never heard them sing and despite them sounding like complete crap, there were some fans that got very upset that I called them metrosexuals and cut them down when they are really nice [...]

Whatever he said he didn’t mean it. Maybe it was the alcohol. Oh wait, nevermind. His story, this time, is that his comments were taken out of context. US Weekly says that Michael sent them an email about his carpet munching, cokehead daughter after he saw her sucking face in Cannes with Samantha Ronson. [...]

I know, I know these are two things you never thought you’d hear together. It’s kind of like hearing peanut butter and sperm. They just don’t go together. Well, at least I think they don’t.
Nonetheless, it’s the talk of the town that Clay Aiken actually impregnated someone. Before I go on, let me just say, [...]

Broadway is the new place that hopeless, talentless crackheads go to die. It’s the new Las Vegas from the looks of things. Just about anyone can be considered for a spot on Broadway. If you think I’m kidding, think back a few months to when Tori Spelling and her husband Dean almost ended up in [...]

We all know that David Cook’s older brother, Adam, has been fighting brain cancer for going on ten years, and now the devoted brother is supporting another cancer survivor. Former Top 24 American Idol contestant Luke Menard, who was eliminated fairly early during the seventh season of the show, has just recently been diagnosed [...]