It seems impossible to go through a day without a piece of news about Lindsay Lohan. Today brings a couple of pieces on the former coked out celeb. I say former, not because I think she’s drug free, but because she has the sense to wipe the powder from her nose these days. Anyway, the first bit of news deals with Lindsay and her disinterest in seeing her father, who so rudely outed her lesbian love romp, as if America wasn’t smart enough to figure it out already. Micheal, the AA Douche of the Year, promptly recanted, claiming that his words were misunderstood, but we got them just fine.

So, Lindsay doesn’t want to see her daddy, but he wants to save her soul. To do this he has decided to plant himself outside of the Peninsula Hotel where Loho and SamRo were staying due to Sam’s deejaying gig. Lindsay ended up leaving the hotel early when she learned that Michael was looking for her. I can’t say I blame her. If you’ve read one ministry pamphlet you’ve read them all.

When Michael didn’t get in touch with his daughter he came back to the hotel the night of Sam’s event. He knew Lindsay would show up to support her lover so he sat outside waiting for his daughter to arrive.

Sources tell the NY Post:

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Ashtyn is definitely the casual gamer in the family. A game fan since she owned an Atari, Ashtyn can remember when her brother rigged the television so he wouldn't lose his Super Mario Bros. game. That is, until the power went out! A fan of all things Mario, Ashtyn is a Nintendo loyalist. She digs playing Mario-style RPG games, watching others play violent shooters (because she sucks at them), and playing casual PC games (like Wedding Dash and Cake Mania). As of now, she is into the Wii and Nintendo DS, though she's certain the games for PS3 and Xbox 360 are more appealing.

Once you have as many kids as Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have it hardly becomes breaking news. It’s just another day in the Jolie-Pitt family. However, on Sunday it is being reported that Angelina Jolie popped in France and her twin daughters with Brad Pitt have been born.

According to several reports including ones from E News and The Insider, the twin girls have been named Isla Marcheline and Amelie Jane. The names were after both grandmothers. Isla Marcheline received her name in honor of Angelina’s late mother and Amelie Jane in honor of Brad’s mom.

According to inside sources, both mother and babies are doing fantastic. If rumors are correct, Jolie gave birth Sunday evening at a Catholic clinic in Aix-en-Provence. It has been said that Jolie flew her doctor from California to France for the big moment. Of course, no official word has been given, but it does appear that the twins have been born.

The twins join the other children of Jolie-Pitt including Maddox, Zahara, Shiloh, and Pax. Keep in mind though that this may not be true. A few months back it was heavily rumored that the pair had wed in New Orleans, though it was later found to be just rumors and this could be, as well.

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Ashtyn is definitely the casual gamer in the family. A game fan since she owned an Atari, Ashtyn can remember when her brother rigged the television so he wouldn't lose his Super Mario Bros. game. That is, until the power went out! A fan of all things Mario, Ashtyn is a Nintendo loyalist. She digs playing Mario-style RPG games, watching others play violent shooters (because she sucks at them), and playing casual PC games (like Wedding Dash and Cake Mania). As of now, she is into the Wii and Nintendo DS, though she's certain the games for PS3 and Xbox 360 are more appealing.

Amy Winehouse is back at it. Of course, this time it’s not so much about her doing it (at least not where we can see). This time Alex Haines, the guy hired to keep her on the straight and narrow, was seen and arrested for smoking crack. What exactly was he supposed to keep her off of? Horse Tranquilizers?

Whatever it was didn’t work because after the security camera told all, Wino’s label fired him faster than she could dump some LSD into her McDonald’s Chocolate Shake.

The NY Daily News Reports:

Haines was originally brought into the fold to keep Winehouse, who has a history of problems with drugs and alcohol, on the straight and narrow. The singer’s mom raved about Haines last month, telling the U.K.’s Daily Mail that he’s “a lovely boy” who was a good influence on her daughter. Whoops.

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Ashtyn is definitely the casual gamer in the family. A game fan since she owned an Atari, Ashtyn can remember when her brother rigged the television so he wouldn't lose his Super Mario Bros. game. That is, until the power went out! A fan of all things Mario, Ashtyn is a Nintendo loyalist. She digs playing Mario-style RPG games, watching others play violent shooters (because she sucks at them), and playing casual PC games (like Wedding Dash and Cake Mania). As of now, she is into the Wii and Nintendo DS, though she's certain the games for PS3 and Xbox 360 are more appealing.

Mariah Carey might be able to hit a note that will make you go deaf, but when it comes to throwing a ball she isn’t very good. She can suck a ball (I’m sure!). She can fondle a ball, but throwing one away isn’t her strong suit. Of course, if it was her strong suit that whole Derek Jeter thing would have never happened.

Recently Mariah was in Japan for a baseball game where she got to throw the first pitch. Well, she threw it, about 1 1/2 inches. You can check out Mimi’s sad attempt at throwing by checking out the following video:

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Ashtyn is definitely the casual gamer in the family. A game fan since she owned an Atari, Ashtyn can remember when her brother rigged the television so he wouldn't lose his Super Mario Bros. game. That is, until the power went out! A fan of all things Mario, Ashtyn is a Nintendo loyalist. She digs playing Mario-style RPG games, watching others play violent shooters (because she sucks at them), and playing casual PC games (like Wedding Dash and Cake Mania). As of now, she is into the Wii and Nintendo DS, though she's certain the games for PS3 and Xbox 360 are more appealing.

A while back I wrote an article about how truly, disgustingly awful the Jonas Brothers sounded on the AMA Awards. I had never heard them sing and despite them sounding like complete crap, there were some fans that got very upset that I called them metrosexuals and cut them down when they are really nice and upstanding young men.

Of course, one of these upstanding young men dated Miley Cyrus who is becoming not as upstanding or nice as she used to be, but that’s for another day. This is something different it’s about the Jonas Brothers.

Again, I saw them perform live. This time they were on the American Idol stage. After I cleaned up my urine (I have a bad bladder when I laugh hysterically at something) I realized that maybe I wasn’t being fair. I tried to listen to them again. I say tried because I couldn’t stop giggling. Sure, I’ve heard worse. I’ve heard Chloe Latanzzi sing and in all fairness you can’t get any worse than that. However, they are a close second.

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Written by Ashtyn - Visit Website
Ashtyn is definitely the casual gamer in the family. A game fan since she owned an Atari, Ashtyn can remember when her brother rigged the television so he wouldn't lose his Super Mario Bros. game. That is, until the power went out! A fan of all things Mario, Ashtyn is a Nintendo loyalist. She digs playing Mario-style RPG games, watching others play violent shooters (because she sucks at them), and playing casual PC games (like Wedding Dash and Cake Mania). As of now, she is into the Wii and Nintendo DS, though she's certain the games for PS3 and Xbox 360 are more appealing.