White Oprah Recommends Family Porn Time

I don’t watch White Oprah’s show Living Lohan and I never will because Dina is a trashy cuntbag that is just out to pimp her daughters and ride their waves of fame, because she’s a talentless hack. Regardless, someone is watching this shit and they are already buzzing about the great parental habits that Mommy Dearest seems to have.

For instance, on this first episode they show Dina watching a sex tape. No it’s not just any sex tape. It’s one of a Lindsay look-alike. Okay, most porn that’s done a look alike, claims to be the real person. So, considering we all know how Lindsay likes getting hers, what if it would have been her? Isn’t it a little disturbing that Dina wants Lindsay on her show so bad that she will put her own kid’s sex tape on the show to get ratings?

Hell, even if it wasn’t about that, she was watching a sex tape of someone that looks like her kid. I don’t sit around watching my deceased grandmother’s sex tapes, so I can feel closer to her. I just don’t know what’s up with this. However, one cannot help but wonder if this was a lesbian sex tape or not.

As if this wasn’t bad enough on its own, Ali, Lindsay’s 14 year old sister comes into the room while mom is watching this shit and asks if it’s Lindsay. Dude, seriously. If you are going to watch porn don’t let the kids see it. As it is, Ali’s role model is Lindsay so she’s already heading for a 3C addiction (cock, coke, and eventually clit). I doubt she needs anymore help with the inclusion of Mommy and Me porn time.

Some people have commented, wondering if this is abuse on Dina’s part. Unfortunately, Pat Truman (former Justice Dept. Chief of Child Exploitation) had this to say to Page Six:

“It’s inappropriate but probably not illegal. If there was a situation where a mother was regularly exposing her child to pornography, it would be a concern for state child welfare agencies.”

Man, they investigated Britney for temper tantrums and lack of car seats, but Dina and porn…hey that’s no big deal!

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Written by Ashtyn - Visit Website
Ashtyn is definitely the casual gamer in the family. A game fan since she owned an Atari, Ashtyn can remember when her brother rigged the television so he wouldn't lose his Super Mario Bros. game. That is, until the power went out! A fan of all things Mario, Ashtyn is a Nintendo loyalist. She digs playing Mario-style RPG games, watching others play violent shooters (because she sucks at them), and playing casual PC games (like Wedding Dash and Cake Mania). As of now, she is into the Wii and Nintendo DS, though she's certain the games for PS3 and Xbox 360 are more appealing.