Just when you thought it was safe to hang out at the courthouse the trailer park duo are back at it again! This time around White Oprah is getting sued by “Jesus, You are My Savior”, Michael Lohan. If White Oprah doesn’t show up, she could face jail time or imprisonment, according to the NY Daily News. That’s hot. I wonder if she could get Paris’ old cell. Gee, I hope they changed the sheets.
Father Lohan (you know that crack head wants to be the ultimate vessel of God), is suing White Oprah because she isn’t letting him see their son Cody (who knew they even have a son? Where do they keep him?) and their daughter Ali. We all know Ali because she was the one watching Lindsay look-alike porn with her mom on their reality show Living Lohan.
Michael is claiming in court papers that White Oprah is a drunken slut. Alright, he didn’t say slut, exactly, but you know he’s thinking it. He’s probably mad that she started doing anal right after she got done doing him that way. He says that the bitch drinks in front of the kids and she never brings them to the court ordered visits. Apparently, she’s so drunk all the time that Michael claims that she even shows up to therapy smashed.
On April 15, the court documents state that Michael saw Dina sitting hung over in family therapy. He goes on to say, “She apparently had spent the prior evening binge-drinking at various nightclubs until the wee hours of the morning.”
As if all of that wasn’t enough here is the real shocker. Hold on to your panties because I know this one will get you! Michael claims that Dina is using Lindsay’s notoriety to gain her own popularity! The fucking nerve of him, talking about pure and chaste (porn watching) Dina that way! What a dick! He says, “Dina is a wannabe living off Lindsay’s fame.”
Meanwhile, Dina has no comment. Like Dina, I have no comment either. I’ve been told its a sin to take “God’s” name in vain.
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