ScientoloDieting: The Newest Fad in Fat

Kirstie Alley has went from thin to fat to thinner to fat again, in recent years with no plans to slow her roll (or doughnut, cupcake…). The most recent weight loss stint was after losing 75 pounds on Jenny Craig. However, if you hadn’t noticed her commercials have slowed down and it seems that Valerie Bertinelli has pretty much taken her place.

She was doing so good and even had plans to start her own diet plan, which was going to launch next year, according to TMZ. However, one has to wonder what caused Alley to take a jump into a vat of pudding and start gaining her weight back all over again?

Could it be that she’s a raging attention whore? Don’t get me wrong, I dig Cheers and Look Who’s Talking, but work with me for a second. So, she’s on Jenny Craig. She gets all these photo shoots, she’s going on Oprah, and everyone is totally into her weight loss. Then Valerie comes along and steals her fire. So, she goes back to the taco, burrito, and cheesecake diet.

Then again, maybe she’s just gaining it all back for research for her new diet program. Diet programs are always more successful when you have a dramatic story to go with them. Just knowing that she would gain all that weight back for us, makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside!

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