Born Again Baby Killer Denied Release
The craziest bitch in the Manson family has been denied early release from prison according to TMZ. Susan Atkins, known as one of the most prominent females in the Manson family (famous for cutting out Sharon Tate’s baby and writing Pig on the wall with the blood) has been in prison, along with Charlie and the others for decades. Now, Susan is a born again Christian who has only six months to live due to brain cancer. Susan wants out on the compassionate release program. Funny thing is, the crazy bitch almost made it out.
Looks like the L.A. County DA is the one to thank for her remaining locked up where she belongs. He said, “[Atkins] has failed to demonstrate genuine remorse and lacks insight and understanding of the gravity of her crimes.”
With that in mind, she will be remaining in prison for life, as planned.
Baby News
Paris Hilton is an ignorant, ugly slut that wants to get pregnant because she thinks that will make her popular again. So, while begging her puppy dog boyfriend, Benji, to knock her up, she spends her time wearing outfits that try to fool us into thinking that she might be pregnant. Seriously, like no one would know if the end of the world were approaching? Someone needs to do the world a favor and laser her uterus out while she’s trying to get her groove on in Vegas.
Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are reportedly turning down deals for pictures of their first born, Sunday Rose Urban Kidman. It has not yet been released whether or not they will offer pictures, but it is being rumored that if they do, they might be given out for free. What a novel idea, considering bidding is as high as $3 million for Matthew McConaughey’s new son Levi and as high as $20 million for Brad and Angie’s twins, Knox and Vivienne.
Speaking of new babies Ingo Rademacher, of General Hospital, and fiancée Ehiku, have named their new son…Peanut. That’s right, Peanut Kai Rademacher. Lil Peanut was born on Friday, July 11. Meanwhile, still pregnant Minnie Driver has announced that the father of her baby (which will either be named Thomas or Isabel, depending on the sex) will not be in the delivery room when said child is born. She doesn’t know if she will be staying with him anyway, so why bother inviting him in?
Madge, Chris, and A-Rod Sittin’ in a Tree
So, Madonna has never had a shortage of men in her life, why should now be any different? These days the two men we’re hearing the most about are her brother, who wrote the new tell-all Madonna book, as if there was anything left to say, and A-Rod her supposed new lover. When it comes to her brother, he is yapping to make sure his book sales are up. He talked to Extra about Madonna’s men. What it came down to was that Madonna loved Sean Penn more than anyone, and Chris did, too. They were blood brothers! Warren Beatty was a weirdo that dug through Madonna’s trash and Guy is credited with tearing the siblings apart. You know what I say…nothing brings a family back together than a trashy tell-all novel about the estranged family members.
As for A-Rod, as you might expect he isn’t saying a word about his newfound, supposed sexual association with the queen of Kabbalah. In fact, he’s not saying much of anything other than he’s having a difficult time. He doesn’t need to talk though because the lawyers for Mrs. Rod are saying plenty. Recently, the lawyers for Mrs. A-Rod put in a court request that A-Rod return any tape recordings from wiretapping or surveillance that he had done on his wife.
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