So, this time for Saturday and Sunday I am limiting myself to just ten things to talk about. Now if I was going, I am sure I would have a much longer list. I should mention though that I cut out a few things that I would have loved to see if there were scheduling difficulties with other panels or screenings. This list should do for now, though if you want to check out the entire schedule you can view Saturday’s or Sunday’s events list at the Comic Con site.

Saturday

12:00-1:00 Lost— Fans of the show will not want to miss this panel. Co-creator/executive producer Damon Lindelof and executive producer Carlton Cuse will discuss season 4 of Lost, leading up to the season finale. They will answer your questions and maybe even offer up some surprises of their own. Hall H

1:15-2:00 Warner Bros.: Terminator Salvation— Check out the newest installment of The Terminator film franchise. Set in post-apocalyptic 2018, Christian Bale stars as John Connor, the man fated to lead the human resistance against Skynet and its army of Terminators. – Hall H

4:30-5:30 Marvel: Secret Invasion— Get your first look at what’s in store and what’s to come in the Marvel U when the dust settles. Guests include Joe Quesada, Greg Pak, Chris Gage, Chris Yost, Daniel Way, and others. Room 6A

5:30-7:00 Sony: Underworld: Rise of the Lycans, Quarantine, Pineapple Express—

Underworld : Rise of the Lycans
The third film in the popular Underworld franchise delves into the origins of the centuries-old blood feud between the aristocratic vampires, known as Death Dealers, and the barbaric Lycans (werewolves). A young Lycan, Lucian (Michael Sheen), emerges as a powerful leader who rallies the werewolves to rise up against Viktor (Bill Nighy), the cruel vampire king who has persecuted them for hundreds of years. Lucian is joined by his secret lover, the beautiful vampire Sonja (Rhona Mitra), in his battle to free the Lycans from their brutal enslavement. On stage to take your questions will be Rhona Mitra, Bill Nighy, Michael Sheen and director Patrick Tatopoulos. Underworld: Rise of the Lycans is in theaters everywhere January 23, 2009.

Quarantine
Television reporter Angela Vidal (Jennifer Carpenter) and her cameraman (Steve Harris) are assigned to spend the night shift with a Los Angeles fire station. After a routine 911 call takes them to a small apartment building, they find police officers already on the scene in response to blood-curdling screams and soon learn that a woman living there has been infected by something unknown. After a few of the residents are viciously attacked, they try to escape only to find that the CDC has quarantined the building. Phones, Internet, television and cell phone access have been cut off, and officials are not relaying information to those locked inside. When the quarantine is finally lifted, the only evidence of what took place is the news crew’s videotape. Quarantine opens in theaters everywhere October 17.

Pineapple Express
Producer Judd Apatow will be on stage with the gang in tow—director David Gordon Green, Seth Rogen (star and co-writer), James Franco, Danny McBride, Amber Heard, and Evan Goldberg (co-writer)—to show you how they’ve taken this particular genre to new highs. Also, be sure to ask Seth and Evan about their upcoming Green Hornet film. – Hall H

7:15-8:15 Comedy Central’s The Sarah Silverman Program— Join the entire cast and executive producers of the Comedy Central hit series for a Q&A session. Room 6CDEF

8:30-10:00 Marvel: Wolverine and The X-Men Animated Screening— When an explosive event shatters the lives of the X-Men and takes away their mentor, the beaten heroes walk away from it all. But then they’re given a rare glimpse into the future, and see a world in utter ruin, ruled by mutant-hunting Sentinels. So now the most legendary of all X-Men takes the lead—Wolverine! Reuniting these broken heroes, Wolverine embarks on the ultimate mission—to prevent the world’s destruction. Meet Boyd Kirkland (lead director), Craig Kyle (supervising producer), Greg Johnson (head writer), and others involved with this new animated series and watch the first three episodes of this epic new X-Men series before its Nicktoons 2009 premiere. Room 6CDEF

10:00-12:00 World Premiere! Mutant Chronicles— Special “work-in-progress” feature film screening hosted by stars Thomas Jane (The Mist), Ron Perlman (Hellboy II), and Devon Aoki (Sin City). A disparate squad of former enemy soldiers undertakes a suicide mission deep into the seething heart of the otherworldly mutant scourge bent on human extinction. Q&A with cast, director Simon Hunter, and producer Edward R. Pressman. Room 6CDEF

Sunday – Kids Day

12:30-1:30 Paranormal State— See the stars of the hit A&E series Paranormal State: Ryan Buell, Eilfie Music, Sergey Poberezhny, Heather Taddy, and Katrina Weidman. See the Season 2 premiere of Paranormal State. Hear the cast share behind-the-scenes details. Room 6CDEF

1:00-2:00 Marvel: TV Writers of Marvel— Heroes, Eli Stone, Carnivale, Underworld, and Big Love. Not only do they write for such big television shows and movies, but they also write for Marvel! Find out what’s in store for some of TV, movies, and comics’ biggest projects from the people behind them with Jeph Loeb, Aron Coleite, Joe Pokaski, Marc Guggenheim, Daniel Knauf, Kevin Grevioux, and Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa! Room 7AB

2:45-4:15 Fraggle Rock— It’s the 25th Anniversary of Fraggle Rock and it’s time to celebrate! Learn more about this fall’s newest DVD release! Join Red—making a personal appearance—as she sneak peeks the DVD special features and some other DVD surprises! Room 6B

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If Thursday wasn’t big enough, I am sure that Star Wars Friday will be enough to put some fans into shock. More than you can imagine will be going on Friday at Comic Con this year. Like in our Thursday recap check out what we want to check out the most. Feel free to let us know what areas you would like to check out, too.

10:00-11:00 Batman: Brave & Bold— Meet up with Sam Register and James Tucker to check out their new plans for Batman in their new show premiering this fall on Cartoon Network. Join Sam and James for an exclusive first look at the series, a brief discussion, and a Q&A session! – Room 6B

10:00-10:50 Star Wars: Designing the Clone Wars Universe— Meet the original team that designed the look of the Clone Wars series. Moderated by Lucasfilm’s Steve Sansweet. – Room 7AB

10:00-11:30 Comic-Con Film School 102: Production— Learn the specifics of production, from shooting techniques to cheaper lighting methods, crew positions, costumes, props, and more. Best of all learn it for as little money as possible. Panelists for the class include Matt Kohnen (NYFA, writer/director of Wasting Away), Valerie Perez (producer/star of Paula Peril—Trapped in the Flames and Tears of the Dragon, a Lara Croft Fan Film), Nick Murphy (director of Tears of the Dragon), Aaron Shoenke (director of Batman Legends and Patient J), and Sean Rourke (writer/director of 1st Person Shooter). Room 26AB

11:00-12:00 LEGO and BrickJournal: Brave New World— See what people are doing with LEGO today and what fuels them to never put the brick down! This panel will showcase amazing examples of how they put their LEGO building talents to use! – Room 4

11:15-12:15 Worlds Collide: The Making of Midway’s Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe— Ed Boon (Mortal Kombat) and Jimmy Palmiotti (Painkiller Jane) discuss how franchises collide with Mortal Kombat warriors battling DC superheroes. Ed and Jimmy provide a look at never-before-seen gameplay, unveil key characters, and answer questions. – Room 6B

12:00-1:00 Prince of Persia— Jordan Mechner, the creator of the Prince of Persia video game and graphic novel and the screenwriter of the upcoming movie, discuss the global phenomenon that is Prince of Persia. – Room 4

1:00-2:00 Introducing Resident Evil: Degeneration— Producer Hiroyuki Kobayashi (Devil May Cry 4, Resident Evil 4) and director Makoto Kamiya (special effects director, L: Change the World, Godzilla, Mothra and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack) introduce the full-length CG-animated motion picture based on the popular Capcom video game franchise. View the new trailer and take part in a Q&A session with the filmmakers. Room 2

1:15-2:00 Hasbro: Star Wars and Indiana Jones— Derryl DePriest and Justin Kreter (Hasbro marketing), are joined by Brian Parrish, Mark Boudreaux, Dwight Stall, and Brian Wilk (Hasbro design) to talk about what the Hasbro design and marketing teams have in store for the remainder of 2008 in the Star Wars and Indiana Jones lines. Sneak peeks are included! – Room 7AB

1:15-2:00 Trailer Park—See all the latest trailers for the biggest upcoming films, all in one timeslot. Hall H

1:45-2:45 Ghostbusters: The Video Game— Dan Aykroyd, Ernie Hudson, and panelists from Sierra Entertainment and Sony Pictures Consumer Products discuss the eagerly anticipated Ghostbusters: The Video Game, due out this October. Room 6B

2:00-3:00 Capcom: How to Get A Job in the Video Game Industry— Video game giant Capcom presents a panel of game industry vets to deliver an overview of the variety of career opportunities in the industry, personal success stories, tips, and suggestions for those who want to get in. Q&A session ends the presentation. Room 2

2:15-3:15 DC: Batman: No Rest for The Dark Knight—Senior editor Michael Marts, Grant Morrison (Batman), Paul Dini (Detective Comics), Dustin Nguyen (Detective Comics), Brian Azzarello (Joker), and others discuss the mythos of the Bat and what looms ahead for the Dark Knight. Room 6A

3:30-4:30 Marvel to the Nth Degree—On Friday, Marvel will unveil a covert project that we have been seeding as part of a secret partnership for many months–including a sneak peek–of an unprecedented way to experience a new work by one of the biggest names in entertainment (we didn’t say comic books, we said Entertainment). Room 6A

4:00-5:00 The Saga Continues: Star Wars 2008— Lucasfilm’s Steve Sansweet will welcome Dave Filoni (director), Catherine Winder (producer), Henry Gilroy (co-writer), and Jason Tucker (editor) to talk about George Lucas’ ground-breaking new, fully animated movie, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, in theaters August 15. There’s news for video game fans too, on The Force Unleashed and The Clone Wars. Prepare for exciting, exclusive previews of the movie and the games too! Hall H

4:15-5:15 Xbox LIVE Original Content Panel—Get a sneak peak at the next generation of exciting original video content coming to Xbox LIVE worldwide. Meet the major Hollywood talent creating the content as they showcase their work, participate in a Q&A, and provide a few surprises. Room 6B

4:45-5:45 It’s a Great Comic-Con, Charlie Brown— Together for the first time at Comic-Con, Warner Home Video, United Media and the Schulz Estate bring you a Peanuts voice cast reunion. Featuring Chris DeFaria (Peppermint Patty), Gabrielle DeFaria Ritter (Pigpen), Lisa DeFaria (Peppermint Patty), Sally Dryer (Violet and Lucy), Robin Kohn Glazer (Lucy), Jason Mendelson, Hilary Momberger (Sally), executive producer Lee Mendelson, and Jeannie Schulz, the wife of Charles M. Schulz. Room 6A

5:00-6:00 Masters of the Universe Classics Toy Line Update—Help celebrate the return of He-Man to toy shelves everywhere with a special screening of Episode 35: The Power of Grayskull, featuring Mattel’s Comic-Con exclusive King Grayskull in his first starring roll. Then stay for an insightful Q & A with Mattel designers, marketing managers, and special guests, the Four Horsemen, for the latest news on this exciting new toy line. Room 8

5:30-6:30 24— It’s been off the air since May, 2007 but Comic-Con fans will get the first look at the exciting prequel shot in South Africa and the upcoming 7th season of the Emmy winning Fox series, as well as chat with the executive producers and stars Kiefer Sutherland and Carlos Bernard. Room 6CDEF

6:30-8:00 Kevin Smith Makes a “Porno”— Smith is back at Comic-Con to talk movies, comics, and whatever else the audience wants to talk about. This year, he’ll be highlighting his fall film, Zack and Miri Make a Porno, starring Seth Rogen and Elizabeth Banks. Hall H

For more information on Friday’s full schedule, check the Comic Con Friday Schedule.

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There are so many events going on at Comic Con that it will be impossible for one person to see everything they want to see. This is the biggest, craziest event when it comes to the newest and hottest in movies and television. From screenings and previews to panels and classes, Comic Con looks to have it all. The event will be running from Wednesday (Preview night) July 23 – Sunday July 27. Rather than try to cram the best of the best of the updated schedule I will just let you know what’s going to be hot based on days.

For Thursday these are some of the events that you (or at least I) won’t want to miss.

10:00-11:30 Comic-Con Film School 101: Preproduction and Screenwriting—If you want to learn to make a movie on a shoestring budget, this is an awesome place to start. These classes teach you how to take a movie through the entire process from preproduction and screenwriting to DVD creation with an extremely limited budget. – Room 26AB

10:45-11:45 Reinventing the Page: Stan Lee and Grant Morrison Talk Virgin Comics—The hottest legend in comic books talks about his new venture and the new world fans can expect as Lee transitions to Virgin Comics. Morrison also talks about his new, upcoming animated series. – Ballroom 20

11:00-12:00 LGBT Portrayals in Comics—A discussion about the progress that has been made (or not) concerning the use of LGBT characters in comic books. – Room 10

11:30-12:30 Hasbro: GI Joe—Information on the upcoming toy/product line due to the upcoming movie. Also includes a Q&A and special guests you won’t want to miss. – Room 7AB

11:30-1:00 20th Century Fox: The Day The Earth Stood Still and Max Payne—An exclusive look at The Day the Earth Stood Still, with stars Keanu Reeves and Jennifer Connelly on hand. Also, a discussion about the evolution of Max Payne from video game to movie will occur. Mark Wahlberg (who plays Max Payne), Ludacris, John Moore, and Mila Kunis will be on hand for the discussion. – Hall H

12:00-1:00 The New Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D’s: English-Language World Premiere—The premiere of the newest Yu-Gi-Oh series, information on upcoming toys, and a few surprises for those in attendance. – Room 5AB

1:15-2:45 Summit Pictures—Exclusive footage of upcoming films such as Push (starring Chris Evans and Dakota Fanning), Knowing (Nicolas Cage), and Twilight (Kristen Stewart). – Hall H

1:45-2:45 Marvel: X-Men— A panel dealing with Manifest Destiny, the new direction that X-Men is heading in. Hear from some of the top writers in the franchise about the bold ways this series will go. – Room 6B

2:00-3:00 Red Sonja: One-on-One—Join Robert Rodriguez, Rose McGowan, Doug Aarniokoski, and David White for a Q&A and an interview on the upcoming Red Sonja project. – Room 6CDEF

4:15-5:15 Lionsgate/Marvel: Hulk vs. Wolverine—Meet Craig Kyle, Frank Paur, Christopher Yost, and others involved in this Marvel Animation milestone and watch the complete Hulk vs. Wolverine months before its January 2009 Blu-ray and DVD release! – Hall H

4:30-5:30 HBO’s True Blood— Based on the popular Sookie Stackhouse novels by Charlaine Harris, True Blood is created by Alan Ball, creator of HBO’s Emmy-winning series Six Feet Under. The series takes place in the not-too-distant future, when, thanks to the invention of synthetic blood, vampires no longer need humans for their fix and can walk freely, if not yet comfortably, among their living counterparts. With their integration into a small Louisiana town causing a stir, a love story ensues between Sookie Stackhouse (Anna Paquin) and vampire Bill Compton (Stephen Moyer). True Blood debuts September 7 exclusively on HBO. – Room 6CDEF

5:45-6:45 Showtime: Dexter— Showtime presents exclusives from the set of the highly anticipated third season of Dexter. Witness an interview and Q&A session with the top stars and executive producers of Dexter, featuring Michael C. Hall, Julie Benz, Clyde Phillips, and John Goldwyn, plus a special guest! – Room 6CDEF

8:00-8:30 Lionsgate and Marvel: Punisher: War Zone!— Stars Ray Stevenson and Julie Benz take you into the world of the Punisher for an exclusive first look. – Room 6B

8:30-9:00 Lionsgate and Twisted Pictures: Saw 5— Join director David Hackl along with the filmmakers and cast for an exclusive first look at the latest terrifying installment in the Saw series! – Room 6B

9:00-10:00 Repo! The Genetic Opera First Look— Check out the phenomenon that is this Goth Rock musical with sneak peeks and the new trailer plus stories from Darren and the actors themselves, including Alexa Vega (Spy Kids), Bill Moseley (The Devil’s Rejects), and Ogre (the band Skinny Puppy), among others. – Room 6B

10:00-12:00 Warner Premiere and Warner Home Video: World Premiere of Lost Boys The Tribe—More than 20 years in the making, Lost Boys The Tribe is an homage to the original 1987 cult hit and stars Corey Feldman as vampire hunter Edgar Frog, along with Tad Hilgenbrinck, Angus Sutherland, and Autumn Reeser, with appearances by Jamison Newlander and Corey Haim. Meet the cast and filmmakers as director P J Pesce and original Lost Boys star Corey Feldman are joined by Tad Hilgenbrinck, Angus Sutherland, and Autumn Reeser to answer questions and talk about the making of this new horror classic. – Ballroom 20

If you’re heading to Comic Con let us know what you’re dying to see!

To see Thursdays complete lineup you can check the Comic Con Thursday Schedule.

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This year’s Bravo Awards were hosted by Kathy Griffin. The less than liked comedian did at least one, semi-humorous skit and had plenty to say during her stint. Here are some of the most, off-the-wall shots from the festivities.

And the Award goes to Sluttiest Bitch on TV!
I didn’t watch the awards, but yeah this looks like Tila won some award. I’m not sure of the purpose of the Bravo awards, but I always thought they were given to the winner of the best shows on Bravo. Either way, I can only imagine what this hooch won! Hooker of the year maybe?

Who’s Zebra threw up?
Not sure who the hell Rachel Dratch is, but that is one ugly dress. The expression on her face seems to match the ugliness of her outfit. It looks as though everyone thought the Bravo Awards were that unimportant they just threw on any old thing!

PETA Called: They Want their Ostrich Back
I have to wonder if PETA thew blood on Nikki Taylor’s shoes because the former fashion model has gone color blind. While the top of her outfit looks okay, it looks like she killed an ostrich and wrapped the dead carcus around her waist to make her skirt.

Cho Whose Your Super Hero?
Margaret Cho has never been known for her fashion sense, but the blue spandex totally reminds me of Superman or some other tight wearing superhero. Too bad it doesn’t go with the knee high boots, black top or assorted array of tattoos. While she definitely looks like someone who could have dated Quentin Tarantino, I’m not sure that’s a good selling point.

Hey! Look at My Tits!
I could only imagine that Lauren Hutton wore this see-thru top to show off her bra so we all wouldn’t notice the humongous gap between her front teeth. The only other conclusion I’ve come up with is maybe its her plea with Hooters to give her a job. It’s not like she’s doing much of anything else these days anyway!

Look Ma! I made My Dong Bigger!
Lance Bass helped Kathy Griffin out in a series of skits, one in which it looks like he’s going to shove a dildo up her…well I don’t really want to think of where. All I can imagine is he had to use a fake dong since his real one is to small to get on camera.

Here’s more proof Lance has a little wee wee….

As you can see it doesn’t take much to cover up his ding dong.

Oops! My Boobie Fell Out…Again!
Hasn’t the Janet-Justin thing been overdone? Though I do think the prosthetic boobs was a nice touch. It’s sure to be the latest way women in Hollywood decide to make their boobs bigger.

Pause…and Take a Silent Moment…
I think this picture speaks for itself. I don’t need to say a word…just sit and wonder how the train wreck started. Poor plaid…it didn’t ask to be put on her body. Much like Britney’s babies that came out of her vagina, the plaid didn’t ask to be here.

WTF is That?!
After seeing this, that’s what my boyfriend, Dom, said about model Holly Kiser’s outfit. I mean, c’mon! Her tits aren’t even big enough to hold up those belt straps and someone needs to call PETA pronto. It looks like a whole fleet of birds have been plucked to make her skirt (or maybe they just skinned a rabbit). Sorry, I’m not down with my fur/feather knowledge.

Is this a picture of Perez Hilton’s Evil Nemesis?
At least his hair’s not multi-colored. You have to give Christian Siriano that much credit. Still, he’s equally as creepy and disgusting. I don’t care who this guy is or what he designs. He’s a troll. Enough said!

Jenny Craig Called…We want You Caroline!
Didn’t Caroline used to be on The Biggest Loser? I guess she didn’t follow their diet. She must have consulted Kirstie Alley for weight loss tips instead, because wow, Caroline has become a heifer! In the battle of the twinkies, I think it’s safe to say they won.

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Okay, so I gave you pictures of the best and worst of the awards, but then I found pictures feature things happening that are just downright weird. For your entertainment, I give you the weirdness (or is it weirdest?) of the MTV Movie Awards:

Dana Carvey is pregnant?!
Seriously, look at that baby bump! It’s bigger than the one on Nicole Kidman! I don’t mean to brag, but I think I’m going to be the first to report on the “expecting” Daddy! Good luck with the delivery Dana. We hear birth can be rather painful!

Ode to the $2 Hooker with the Leather Whip
I know these are the costumes the Pussycat Dolls wore to perform at the MTV Movie Awards, but who the heck picked out these outfits? They look like their going to a backwoods leather bar to meet their Biker Momma.

Jack Black Becomes a Super Hero
Who knew that all it took was a little bit of marker to turn Jack Black into Ironman? Seriously, with just a few more touch ups he will look like Robert Downey Jr.’s twin!

Downey Jr. responsible for Shenanigan
I knew that Jack Black’s transformation into a super hero was too good to be true. It was just Robert Downey Jr. leaving a drawn signature on Black’s tummy. Look! He even signed his nipple! I don’t know if that’s funny or downright disturbing. Maybe a little of both. Hope that’s not permanent marker!

Random Homeless Beggar?
I don’t know who Jonah Hill is, but dang is he looking like a homeless beggar. If he’s a B-lister why not try and look more presentable? If you want to be memorable, don’t come in your best bag walker outfit. Get some class!

Mr. Rogers and His Tranny
Wow. I can barely comment on this. As Tom morphs into the Scientologist version of Mr. Rogers, Katie is becoming more mannish. Look at that mop top and the way she hulks over Tom. We all knew Tom loved the c-ck, but couldn’t he just have found a guy instead of morphing Katie Holmes into one?

She makes Me Look Hotter
Lindsay Lohan has the superior smirk of a girl who happens to be standing next to Bruce Willis in a dress. Rumor is pretty damn ugly and Lindsay knows it. Unfortunately for LoHo, the only way she gets deemed “hottest in the bunch” is to stand next to an ugly person. In the meantime, Rumor has her own little private smirk. You know, like the “I just put herpes on your dildo” or “I sucked SamRo’s monstrous clit first” look of satisfaction. I guess that just proves that it doesn’t take a hot person to pass on the STDs.

The Flowers and the Pillowcase
Yeah…Rain Wilson wore flowers and a teddy bear, but Megan Fox wore just a pillowcase. They make an unlikely pair, but just one slip (or tear) on stage would have given the audience a flash show they might (or might not -depending on the flashee) have desired. Let’s just hope neither dropped anything, like the soap!

I have a Big Spaceship
I figured it was only a matter of time before Tom converted Chris Brown and the rest of young Hollywood into Scientologists. As the space ranger, Brown is here to be the guide that welcomes the Mothership. What a cool job!

J-Lo Called; She Wants her Ghetto Booty Back!
Vanessa is looking a little, round in the rear. She’d do Sir Mixalot proud. Still, what’s that in the front? Disney might be shocked if we alluded to a baby bump, or maybe just shocked at the prospect of Zac Efron spawn on the Earth!

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Am I the only person that had no clue this was going to be on last night? Not that it particularly matters because I probably would have continued watching Ninja Warrior and left this post the way it is going to be. I have a sick fascination with that show, but that’s for another post. This is all about those who turned up last night for the awards. Here are some of the highlights.

One out of four, is better than none
Well we all know that Rumer is fugly, I can’t get over the Demi hair with the Bruce body, and it’s just too creepy for me. The girl next to her is having some fashion issues with that print dress and then there is Katherine McPhee. Is it just me or does she have this, “I am totally a star” look on her face? Anyway, at least Anna looks cute, for the most part.

MTV’s Best Dressed
Admit it. You know Rob Schneider was the best dressed of the evening. With an outfit like that he was definitely dressed for success. He wasn’t even messing around with those knock-off dresses like Paris Hilton was, though that’s for another story.

Although…
Schneider might be one of the best dressed of the night, inquiring minds want to know…Does Britney realize that someone has stolen her weave?

I love you But…
I am huge Charlize supporter and feel that she is definitely one of the biggest talents in younger Hollywood. However, what is this outfit all about? I know that MTV is semi-casual, but while the shoes are hot, they don’t match the leggings, the bag is just nasty, and the corset top gives her a baby bump. Then again, maybe it’s a baby bump giving her that on its own, but still, the top isn’t working for me.

Fleeting Thoughts
So, I am Jennifer Hudson and I’m getting ready for the movie awards. I’m thinking to myself, how can I accentuate my outfit with a splash of color and make myself look like a $2 hooker? Oh, I know! I will wear my bra sticking four inches out of my dress. Here’s a lesson dimwit. Pink lace and red belts don’t go together very well.

Johnny Depp?!
I swear I saw this picture and didn’t know who he was. Between him playing Jack Sparrow and Sweeney Todd (which he both won for last night) I think I forgot what regular old Johnny Depp looks like. In seeing this, I have to say, it’s not a bad sight. Although, I’m sure my nephew would rather see him in pirate gear than like this, but hey, he’s three.

When it Doubt…
When you’re running late and you don’t have a dress for the MTV awards, what do you do? Pull a Liv Tyler and just pull down your curtains and fold them over artistically. No one will ever know. If you can get past the dress, Liv is her normal, lovely self.

I wonder…
While Lindsay was snapped all over the place at the awards, she apparently left her lesbian lover at home. Now, we all know how much she likes men, so it’s clear that she doesn’t bat for just one team. That has become even clearer as she stands there with Verne Troyer. You can just tell by the look on her face that she’s wondering if he would fit. Like all of him. His whole body. Meanwhile, he’s just like…you wish bitch.

Ruffle Attack ‘08
Lucy Walsh was probably my favorite girl on Rock the Cradle. It was sad to see her go and even worse to know that no talent hack Latanzzi got to stay because her goth-porn, emorexic fan base voted when they should have been out at therapy or looking for jobs. Anyway, I don’t even know if I can comment on this dress. It is beyond my scope of creativity. I love Lucy, but this dress scares me.

Pink Prom Dreams
Megan Fox was seen last night wearing a couple of dresses. Naturally, some were better than others. This was the dress she arrived in. It reminds me of an easy girl’s version of a prom dress. Not to say she is easy, I wouldn’t know that for sure. And by the way, I love Marilyn Monroe, but that seriously has to be the worst place for a tattoo on a chick. Ever.

No Comment
I love the shoes that Nicole is wearing. I really do. I get the whole fat thing, too. She’s like one of the few people that didn’t lose a considerable amount of weight when she was on Dancing with the Stars. However, what I don’t get is why fat people need to dress in the loudest prints on the planet. I don’t mind the top half of this dress. In fact, I think it makes her look flattering. The bottom half looks like she found a nice, silk tablecloth to wrap herself in. Considering the style I am going to assume this would be from the Sandra Lee collection. After all, she does love her cocktails.

Oooh That’s Hot!
Other pictures have Joel’s little brother caressing Paris’ thigh. Let’s hope he doesn’t get an infection. Anyway, this is not about their nefarious sexual habits. Instead, it’s about the dress that Paris is wearing. Who knew Steve and Barry’s was having a sale? Better yet, who knew this dress would be the hottest in Hollywood? Apparently no one sent a blackberry to tell Paris that Janelle Perry wore this same exact dress to Palms Place Hotel Opening a day earlier. I may not know who Perry is, but it’s obvious she’s got one up on Hilton. That’s hot!

Rainn Wilson’s Roses
I always say, if you’re going to the movie awards you should always come prepared. Other pictures have him covering himself with a teddy bear. He’s after someone’s heart for sure. What’s next? Candy coveralls? Just be careful, those might melt!

Scientology Diet
Is it just me or do you agree that if this top became a button down, Tom Cruise would morph into Mr. Rogers? It’s creepy how he looks normal, but he’s actually the Scientology Monster of Doom. Needless to say, this pseudo-children’s show outfit makes him look relatively harmless while he’s waiting for the mothership to arrive.

Pimpin with the Cruise Control
I had to throw this in for all the wheelers out there! Verne is sporting a hot little ride here to move him into the awards. Sure, it looks like he’s wearing the exact same shirt from last night at the Palms Place, but who cares! He’s cool.

Wicked Witch of the City
I like Sarah Jessica Parker. I really do. However, the question has to be asked…Who taught this bitch how to dress? Those boots don’t match that dress. Her hair reminds me of a witch. You know, one of those ones you see trying to eat little children. I don’t know. I hate the boots most of all. I might be able to live with the dress, but the boots should be buried so that she never makes the mistake of wearing them again.

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Apparently Ashlee Simpson-Wentz has not learned anything from her sister. Well, either that or she realized she wasn’t going to make a living for much longer selling music with her vocal issues. To ensure a bright and successful life, the Simpson-Wentz clan are shopping around the idea of a Newlywed show in the same vein as the show that Jessica did with Nick prior to becoming a divorced, drunken slut with a penchant for football players.

I’ve heard of following in your sister’s footsteps, but isn’t this a little ridiculous?! Ashlee will, of course, be playing the Jessica role. This means she will be the moron and Pete gets to roll his eyes, laugh, and profess his love to a wife with the IQ of 12. While the couple has yet to find a network, they are shopping around, and even have footage they can offer as samples!

According to sources for OK Magazine:

“One scene is at a dinner and everyone is toasting to business ventures and important things like that. When it came to Ashlee, she toasts to jewelry, and Pete just shook his head.”

Wow, I don’t know about you, but with footage like that, I can’t wait for it to be picked up by VH1! Not only that, but it’s sure to be a hit with lines and reactions like that.

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Amy Winehouse is back at it. Of course, this time it’s not so much about her doing it (at least not where we can see). This time Alex Haines, the guy hired to keep her on the straight and narrow, was seen and arrested for smoking crack. What exactly was he supposed to keep her off of? Horse Tranquilizers?

Whatever it was didn’t work because after the security camera told all, Wino’s label fired him faster than she could dump some LSD into her McDonald’s Chocolate Shake.

The NY Daily News Reports:

Haines was originally brought into the fold to keep Winehouse, who has a history of problems with drugs and alcohol, on the straight and narrow. The singer’s mom raved about Haines last month, telling the U.K.’s Daily Mail that he’s “a lovely boy” who was a good influence on her daughter. Whoops.

Winehouse and Haines have been plagued by reports that they’re a couple, which didn’t sit too well with Winehouse’s incarcerated husband, Blake Fielder-Civil. “Alex was a good friend to Amy but he caused massive rows for her with Blake,” a pal said. “He couldn’t stand hearing they were sleeping together.”

If they are going to have a crackhead take care of Amy why don’t they just get Blake out on work release?! Not only would he keep her clean it would give me plenty of things to talk about every single day.

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A while back I wrote an article about how truly, disgustingly awful the Jonas Brothers sounded on the AMA Awards. I had never heard them sing and despite them sounding like complete crap, there were some fans that got very upset that I called them metrosexuals and cut them down when they are really nice and upstanding young men.

Of course, one of these upstanding young men dated Miley Cyrus who is becoming not as upstanding or nice as she used to be, but that’s for another day. This is something different it’s about the Jonas Brothers.

Again, I saw them perform live. This time they were on the American Idol stage. After I cleaned up my urine (I have a bad bladder when I laugh hysterically at something) I realized that maybe I wasn’t being fair. I tried to listen to them again. I say tried because I couldn’t stop giggling. Sure, I’ve heard worse. I’ve heard Chloe Latanzzi sing and in all fairness you can’t get any worse than that. However, they are a close second.

The reason I am offering this heartfelt apology is not because they suck on stage, but rather because I called them metrosexual. I see how unfair that was. I mean just look at this fine, overly-masculine outfit that Joe Jonas wore that night. It’s clearly not metrosexual. I think He-Man actually wore this in Season Two of the box set we just received. If He-Man wore it, it can’t be gay. So, I was wrong. I recant and I apologize.

You will never hear me say that the Jonas Brothers are metrosexual again. Of course, with clothes like that I won’t need to. They say everything I need to and more all on their own.

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I know, I know these are two things you never thought you’d hear together. It’s kind of like hearing peanut butter and sperm. They just don’t go together. Well, at least I think they don’t.

Nonetheless, it’s the talk of the town that Clay Aiken actually impregnated someone. Before I go on, let me just say, I hope they don’t use that turkey baster this Thanksgiving!

According to TMZ, Clay who is 29 has impregnated Jaymes Foster who is 50. Foster is a record producer who lives with Aiken in his LA home. From what is going around it happened through artificial insemination and Clay will help by actively raising his future son or daughter.

Foster is divorced and this will be her first child. She is due in August. This will also be Aiken’s first child. He has never been married, because, well, that just became legal in California.

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