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		<title>Gossip Bites 7/15</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 03:48:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		Born Again Baby Killer Denied Release
The craziest bitch in the Manson family has been denied early release from prison according to TMZ. Susan Atkins, known as one of the most prominent females in the Manson family (famous for cutting out Sharon Tate&#8217;s baby and writing Pig on the wall with the blood) has been in [...]]]></description>
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		</div><p><img class="alignright" style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px; float: right;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/MadonnaKabbalah.jpg" alt="Madoona" width="272" height="400" /><strong>Born Again Baby Killer Denied Release</strong><br />
The craziest bitch in the Manson family has been denied early release from prison according to TMZ. Susan Atkins, known as one of the most prominent females in the Manson family (famous for cutting out Sharon Tate&#8217;s baby and writing Pig on the wall with the blood) has been in prison, along with Charlie and the others for decades. Now, Susan is a born again Christian who has only six months to live due to brain cancer. Susan wants out on the compassionate release program. Funny thing is, the crazy bitch almost made it out.</p>
<p>Looks like the L.A. County DA is the one to thank for her remaining locked up where she belongs. He said, &#8220;[Atkins] has failed to demonstrate genuine remorse and lacks insight and understanding of the gravity of her crimes.&#8221;</p>
<p>With that in mind, she will be remaining in prison for life, as planned.</p>
<p><strong>Baby News</strong><br />
Paris Hilton is an ignorant, ugly slut that wants to get pregnant because she thinks that will make her popular again. So, while begging her puppy dog boyfriend, Benji, to knock her up, she spends her time wearing outfits that try to fool us into thinking that she might be pregnant. Seriously, like no one would know if the end of the world were approaching? Someone needs to do the world a favor and laser her uterus out while she’s trying to get her groove on in Vegas.</p>
<p>Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are reportedly turning down deals for pictures of their first born, Sunday Rose Urban Kidman. It has not yet been released whether or not they will offer pictures, but it is being rumored that if they do, they might be given out for free. What a novel idea, considering bidding is as high as $3 million for Matthew McConaughey’s new son Levi and as high as $20 million for Brad and Angie’s twins, Knox and Vivienne.</p>
<p><span id="more-185"></span>Speaking of new babies Ingo Rademacher, of <em>General Hospital</em>, and fiancée Ehiku, have named their new son…Peanut. That’s right, Peanut Kai Rademacher. Lil Peanut was born on Friday, July 11. Meanwhile, still pregnant Minnie Driver has announced that the father of her baby (which will either be named Thomas or Isabel, depending on the sex) will not be in the delivery room when said child is born. She doesn’t know if she will be staying with him anyway, so why bother inviting him in?</p>
<p><strong>Madge, Chris, and A-Rod Sittin’ in a Tree</strong><br />
So, Madonna has never had a shortage of men in her life, why should now be any different? These days the two men we’re hearing the most about are her brother, who wrote the new tell-all Madonna book, as if there was anything left to say, and A-Rod her supposed new lover. When it comes to her brother, he is yapping to make sure his book sales are up. He talked to <em>Extra</em> about Madonna’s men. What it came down to was that Madonna loved Sean Penn more than anyone, and Chris did, too. They were blood brothers! Warren Beatty was a weirdo that dug through Madonna’s trash and Guy is credited with tearing the siblings apart. You know what I say…nothing brings a family back together than a trashy tell-all novel about the estranged family members.</p>
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<p>As for A-Rod, as you might expect he isn’t saying a word about his newfound, supposed sexual association with the queen of Kabbalah. In fact, he’s not saying much of anything other than he’s having a difficult time. He doesn’t need to talk though because the lawyers for Mrs. Rod are saying plenty. Recently, the lawyers for Mrs. A-Rod put in a court request that A-Rod return any tape recordings from wiretapping or surveillance that he had done on his wife.</p>
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		<title>The Bravo Awards &#8211; The Gay, The Fat &amp; The Weird</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jun 2008 04:09:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ashtyn</dc:creator>
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		This year&#8217;s Bravo Awards were hosted by Kathy Griffin. The less than liked comedian did at least one, semi-humorous skit and had plenty to say during her stint. Here are some of the most, off-the-wall shots from the festivities.

And the Award goes to Sluttiest Bitch on TV!
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		</div><p>This year&#8217;s Bravo Awards were hosted by Kathy Griffin. The less than liked comedian did at least one, semi-humorous skit and had plenty to say during her stint. Here are some of the most, off-the-wall shots from the festivities.</p>
<p><center><img style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/Tila_Ugly.jpg" alt="Tila Tequila" width="413" height="600" /></center></p>
<p><strong>And the Award goes to Sluttiest Bitch on TV!</strong><br />
I didn&#8217;t watch the awards, but yeah this looks like Tila won some award. I&#8217;m not sure of the purpose of the Bravo awards, but I always thought they were given to the winner of the best shows on Bravo. Either way, I can only imagine what this hooch won! Hooker of the year maybe?</p>
<p><span id="more-173"></span><center><img style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/Rachel_Dratch.jpg" alt="Rachel Dratch" width="404" height="600" /></center></p>
<p><strong>Who&#8217;s Zebra threw up?</strong><br />
Not sure who the hell Rachel Dratch is, but that is one ugly dress. The expression on her face seems to match the ugliness of her outfit. It looks as though everyone thought the Bravo Awards were that unimportant they just threw on any old thing!</p>
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<p><strong>PETA Called: They Want their Ostrich Back</strong><br />
I have to wonder if PETA thew blood on Nikki Taylor&#8217;s shoes because the former fashion model has gone color blind. While the top of her outfit looks okay, it looks like she killed an ostrich and wrapped the dead carcus around her waist to make her skirt.</p>
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<p><strong>Cho Whose Your Super Hero?</strong><br />
Margaret Cho has never been known for her fashion sense, but the blue spandex totally reminds me of Superman or some other tight wearing superhero. Too bad it doesn&#8217;t go with the knee high boots, black top or assorted array of tattoos. While she definitely looks like someone who could have dated Quentin Tarantino, I&#8217;m not sure that&#8217;s a good selling point.</p>
<p><center><img style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/Lauren_Hutton_Black_Bra.jpg" alt="Lauren Hutton" width="415" height="600" /></center></p>
<p><strong>Hey! Look at My Tits!</strong><br />
I could only imagine that Lauren Hutton wore this see-thru top to show off her bra so we all wouldn&#8217;t notice the humongous gap between her front teeth. The only other conclusion I&#8217;ve come up with is maybe its her plea with Hooters to give her a job. It&#8217;s not like she&#8217;s doing much of anything else these days anyway!</p>
<p><center><img style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/Lance_Dong.jpg" alt="Lance and Kathy" width="455" height="600" /></center></p>
<p><strong>Look Ma! I made My Dong Bigger!</strong><br />
Lance Bass helped Kathy Griffin out in a series of skits, one in which it looks like he&#8217;s going to shove a dildo up her&#8230;well I don&#8217;t really want to think of where. All I can imagine is he had to use a fake dong since his real one is to small to get on camera.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s more proof Lance has a little wee wee&#8230;.</p>
<p><center><img style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/Kathy_Lance_No_Pants.jpg" alt="Kathy Lance No Pants" width="460" height="294" /></center></p>
<p>As you can see it doesn&#8217;t take much to cover up his ding dong.</p>
<p><center><img style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/Kathy_Fake_Boobs.jpg" alt="Kathy Fake Boobs" width="465" height="580" /></center></p>
<p><strong>Oops! My Boobie Fell Out&#8230;Again!</strong><br />
Hasn&#8217;t the Janet-Justin thing been overdone? Though I do think the prosthetic boobs was a nice touch. It&#8217;s sure to be the latest way women in Hollywood decide to make their boobs bigger.</p>
<p><center><img style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/Kat_Von_D.jpg" alt="Kat Von D" width="367" height="600" /></center></p>
<p><strong>Pause&#8230;and Take a Silent Moment&#8230;</strong><br />
I think this picture speaks for itself. I don&#8217;t need to say a word&#8230;just sit and wonder how the train wreck started. Poor plaid&#8230;it didn&#8217;t ask to be put on her body. Much like Britney&#8217;s babies that came out of her vagina, the plaid didn&#8217;t ask to be here.</p>
<p><center><img style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/Holly_Kiser_Model.jpg" alt="Holly Kiser" width="383" height="600" /></center></p>
<p><strong>WTF is That?!</strong><br />
After seeing this, that&#8217;s what my boyfriend, Dom, said about model Holly Kiser&#8217;s outfit. I mean, c&#8217;mon! Her tits aren&#8217;t even big enough to hold up those belt straps and someone needs to call PETA pronto. It looks like a whole fleet of birds have been plucked to make her skirt (or maybe they just skinned a rabbit). Sorry, I&#8217;m not down with my fur/feather knowledge.</p>
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<p><center><img style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/Chrisrian_Siriano_troll.jpg" alt="Christian Siriano" width="460" height="301" /></center></p>
<p><strong>Is this a picture of Perez Hilton&#8217;s Evil Nemesis?</strong><br />
At least his hair&#8217;s not multi-colored. You have to give Christian Siriano that much credit. Still, he&#8217;s equally as creepy and disgusting. I don&#8217;t care who this guy is or what he designs. He&#8217;s a troll. Enough said!</p>
<p><center><img style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/Caroline_Rhea_Fat.jpg" alt="Caroline Rhea" width="371" height="600" /></center></p>
<p><strong>Jenny Craig Called&#8230;We want You Caroline!</strong><br />
Didn&#8217;t Caroline used to be on <em>The Biggest Loser</em>? I guess she didn&#8217;t follow their diet. She must have consulted Kirstie Alley for weight loss tips instead, because wow, Caroline has become a heifer! In the battle of the twinkies, I think it&#8217;s safe to say they won.</p>
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		<title>The MTV Movie Awards &#8211; Downright Weird</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2008 02:20:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		Okay, so I gave you pictures of the best and worst of the awards, but then I found pictures feature things happening that are just downright weird. For your entertainment, I give you the weirdness (or is it weirdest?) of the MTV Movie Awards:

Dana Carvey is pregnant?!
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		</div><p>Okay, so I gave you pictures of the best and worst of the awards, but then I found pictures feature things happening that are just downright weird. For your entertainment, I give you the weirdness (or is it weirdest?) of the MTV Movie Awards:</p>
<p><center><img style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/DanaCarveyPregnant.jpg" alt="Dana Carvey" width="280" height="400" /></center></p>
<p><strong>Dana Carvey is pregnant?!</strong><br />
Seriously, look at that baby bump! It&#8217;s bigger than the one on Nicole Kidman! I don&#8217;t mean to brag, but I think I&#8217;m going to be the first to report on the &#8220;expecting&#8221; Daddy! Good luck with the delivery Dana. We hear birth can be rather painful!</p>
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<p><strong>Ode to the $2 Hooker with the Leather Whip</strong><br />
I know these are the costumes the Pussycat Dolls wore to perform at the MTV Movie Awards, but who the heck picked out these outfits? They look like their going to a backwoods leather bar to meet their Biker Momma.</p>
<p><center><img style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/JackBlackTummy.jpg" alt="Jack Black" width="347" height="400" /></center></p>
<p><strong>Jack Black Becomes a Super Hero</strong><br />
Who knew that all it took was a little bit of marker to turn Jack Black into Ironman? Seriously, with just a few more touch ups he will look like Robert Downey Jr.&#8217;s twin!</p>
<p><center><img style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/RobertDowneySignsNipple.jpg" alt="Robert Downey" width="400" height="283" /></center></p>
<p><strong>Downey Jr. responsible for Shenanigan</strong><br />
I knew that Jack Black&#8217;s transformation into a super hero was too good to be true. It was just Robert Downey Jr. leaving a drawn signature on Black&#8217;s tummy. Look! He even signed his nipple! I don&#8217;t know if that&#8217;s funny or downright disturbing. Maybe a little of both. Hope that&#8217;s not permanent marker!</p>
<p><center><img style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/JonahHillWho.jpg" alt="Jonah Hill" width="306" height="400" /></center></p>
<p><strong>Random Homeless Beggar?</strong><br />
I don&#8217;t know who Jonah Hill is, but dang is he looking like a homeless beggar. If he&#8217;s a B-lister why not try and look more presentable? If you want to be memorable, don&#8217;t come in your best bag walker outfit. Get some class!</p>
<p><center><img style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/katieandTom.jpg" alt="Katie and Tom" width="294" height="400" /></center></p>
<p><strong>Mr. Rogers and His Tranny</strong><br />
Wow. I can barely comment on this. As Tom morphs into the Scientologist version of Mr. Rogers, Katie is becoming more mannish. Look at that mop top and the way she hulks over Tom. We all knew Tom loved the c-ck, but couldn&#8217;t he just have found a guy instead of morphing Katie Holmes into one?</p>
<p><center><img style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/LindsayRumor.jpg" alt="Lindsay and Rumor" width="263" height="400" /></center></p>
<p><strong>She makes Me Look Hotter</strong><br />
Lindsay Lohan has the superior smirk of a girl who happens to be standing next to Bruce Willis in a dress. Rumor is pretty damn ugly and Lindsay knows it. Unfortunately for LoHo, the only way she gets deemed &#8220;hottest in the bunch&#8221; is to stand next to an ugly person. In the meantime, Rumor has her own little private smirk. You know, like the &#8220;I just put herpes on your dildo&#8221; or &#8220;I sucked SamRo&#8217;s monstrous clit first&#8221; look of satisfaction. I guess that just proves that it doesn&#8217;t take a hot person to pass on the STDs.</p>
<p><center><img style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/MeganRainSheet.jpg" alt="Megan Fox" width="293" height="400" /></center></p>
<p><strong>The Flowers and the Pillowcase</strong><br />
Yeah&#8230;Rain Wilson wore flowers and a teddy bear, but Megan Fox wore just a pillowcase. They make an unlikely pair, but just one slip (or tear) on stage would have given the audience a flash show they might (or might not -depending on the flashee) have desired. Let&#8217;s just hope neither dropped anything, like the soap!</p>
<p><center><img style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/Space_Ranger_Brown.jpg" alt="Chris Brown" width="494" height="500" /></center></p>
<p><strong>I have a Big Spaceship</strong><br />
I figured it was only a matter of time before Tom converted Chris Brown and the rest of young Hollywood into Scientologists. As the space ranger, Brown is here to be the guide that welcomes the Mothership. What a cool job!</p>
<p><center><img style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/VanessaHudgens1.jpg" alt="Vanessa Hudgens" width="279" height="400" /></center></p>
<p><strong>J-Lo Called; She Wants her Ghetto Booty Back!</strong><br />
Vanessa is looking a little, round in the rear. She&#8217;d do Sir Mixalot proud. Still, what&#8217;s that in the front? Disney might be shocked if we alluded to a baby bump, or maybe just shocked at the prospect of Zac Efron spawn on the Earth!</p>
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		<title>Courtney Lost her Dust</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 20:22:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		The idea of Courtney Love loosing powder is absolutely absurd. Now, you might want to take this news with a grain of salt, because it’s possible that Love was high and she snorted Cobain away. Anyway, the news is that Kurt Cobain’s ashes are missing. Love is saying that someone stole them. Apparently, she sprinkled [...]]]></description>
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		</div><p><img class="alignright" style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px; float: right;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/Love_looks_Terrible.jpg" alt="Courtney Love" width="250" height="375" />The idea of Courtney Love loosing powder is absolutely absurd. Now, you might want to take this news with a grain of salt, because it’s possible that Love was high and she snorted Cobain away. Anyway, the news is that Kurt Cobain’s ashes are missing. Love is saying that someone stole them. Apparently, she sprinkled some ashes in New York, some in Washington, and she kept some for herself.</p>
<p>She spoke to News of the World and told them:<br />
“I can’t believe anyone would take Kurt’s ashes from me. I find it disgusting and right now I’m suicidal. If I don’t get them back I don’t know what I’ll do. The sad news will sicken the millions of Cobain and Nirvana fans worldwide. They were all I had left of my husband. I used to take them everywhere with me just so I could feel Kurt was still with me. Now it feels like I have lost him all over again.”</p>
<p>The fact that Love is claiming she’s suicidal is mildly comical since she’s been trying to kill herself for years. Sure, maybe not in the same way Cobain did, but she’s trying in her own special way. Adding that Kurt used to be toted around with her is even more amusing. You can just see her carrying her urn to drug deals and facing it the opposite way when she’s with her new boyfriends. I wonder if she would drop a little heroin or coke into the urn when she was getting a fix? I mean, it would have been just like old times. No wonder she’s distraught, she lost her crack buddy. You know what they say. It’s only an addiction when you’re getting fucked up alone.</p>
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		<title>Thank You for Catching Me with Crack!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 19:04:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		Tatum O’Neal is not one of those ungracious crackheads like Whitney Houston or Amy Winehole. Rather than try to further deny her junkie-ness or cover it up she has decided to thank the officers that arrested her. According to O’Neal, the men in blue “saved” her.
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<p>As you may recall, Tatum was caught buying crack from a homeless guy in NYC. O’Neal realized how the situation might look so she promptly informed the police that the crack wasn’t for her. It was for a part she was researching. She was going to be playing a junkie and needed some experience. She forgot about the better part of her life, apparently. I mean shit, how much experience does she need? Maybe we should pitch in and buy her a coke bath?! We want to make sure she gets her part down pat!</p>
<p>You should know though that while she was caught buying crack she is maintaining her sobriety. In fact, O’Neal informed the New York Post of this, saying “Just when I was about to change that and wreck my life, the cops came and saved me!”</p>
<p>So, what made her jump off the track and start looking for crack? Her dog died. Three weeks ago O’Neal’s dog died and nothing has been able to get her out of the funk she’s in. She’s been to therapy, but it hasn’t helped. Her 12 step program for alcohol isn’t helping cure the pain either. Naturally, since she can’t have a drink, she decided to light up. Give her a break. There ain’t no “C” in “AA”.</p>
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		<title>ScientoloDieting: The Newest Fad in Fat</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 16:05:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		Kirstie Alley has went from thin to fat to thinner to fat again, in recent years with no plans to slow her roll (or doughnut, cupcake…). The most recent weight loss stint was after losing 75 pounds on Jenny Craig. However, if you hadn’t noticed her commercials have slowed down and it seems that Valerie [...]]]></description>
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<p>She was doing so good and even had plans to start her own diet plan, which was going to launch next year, according to TMZ. However, one has to wonder what caused Alley to take a jump into a vat of pudding and start gaining her weight back all over again?</p>
<p>Could it be that she’s a raging attention whore? Don’t get me wrong, I dig <em>Cheers</em> and <em>Look Who’s Talking</em>, but work with me for a second. So, she’s on Jenny Craig. She gets all these photo shoots, she’s going on Oprah, and everyone is totally into her weight loss. Then Valerie comes along and steals her fire. So, she goes back to the taco, burrito, and cheesecake diet.</p>
<p>Then again, maybe she’s just gaining it all back for research for her new diet program. Diet programs are always more successful when you have a dramatic story to go with them. Just knowing that she would gain all that weight back for us, makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside!</p>
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		<title>The Best and Worst of the MTV Movie Awards</title>
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		Am I the only person that had no clue this was going to be on last night? Not that it particularly matters because I probably would have continued watching Ninja Warrior and left this post the way it is going to be. I have a sick fascination with that show, but that’s for another post. [...]]]></description>
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		</div><p>Am I the only person that had no clue this was going to be on last night? Not that it particularly matters because I probably would have continued watching <em>Ninja Warrior</em> and left this post the way it is going to be. I have a sick fascination with that show, but that’s for another post. This is all about those who turned up last night for the awards. Here are some of the highlights.</p>
<p><center><img style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/At_Least_Anna_Looks_Good.jpg" alt="Anna Faris and Gang" width="430" height="600" /></center></p>
<p><strong>One out of four, is better than none</strong><br />
Well we all know that Rumer is fugly, I can’t get over the Demi hair with the Bruce body, and it’s just too creepy for me. The girl next to her is having some fashion issues with that print dress and then there is Katherine McPhee. Is it just me or does she have this, “I am totally a star” look on her face? Anyway, at least Anna looks cute, for the most part.</p>
<p><span id="more-161"></span><center><img style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/Best_Dressed_Schneider.jpg" alt="Rob Schneider" width="476" height="500" /></center></p>
<p><strong>MTV&#8217;s Best Dressed</strong><br />
Admit it. You know Rob Schneider was the best dressed of the evening. With an outfit like that he was definitely dressed for success. He wasn’t even messing around with those knock-off dresses like Paris Hilton was, though that’s for another story.</p>
<p><center><img style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/Britneys_Weave.jpg" alt="Britney's Weave on Rob" width="400" height="375" /></center></p>
<p>Although…<br />
Schneider might be one of the best dressed of the night, inquiring minds want to know…Does Britney realize that someone has stolen her weave?</p>
<p><center><img style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/Charlize_Mismatched.jpg" alt="Charlize" width="410" height="600" /></center></p>
<p><strong>I love you But…</strong><br />
I am huge Charlize supporter and feel that she is definitely one of the biggest talents in younger Hollywood. However, what is this outfit all about? I know that MTV is semi-casual, but while the shoes are hot, they don’t match the leggings, the bag is just nasty, and the corset top gives her a baby bump. Then again, maybe it’s a baby bump giving her that on its own, but still, the top isn’t working for me.</p>
<p><center><img style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/Jennifer_Hudson.jpg" alt="Jennifer Hudson" width="400" height="600" /></center></p>
<p><strong>Fleeting Thoughts</strong><br />
So, I am Jennifer Hudson and I&#8217;m getting ready for the movie awards. I’m thinking to myself, how can I accentuate my outfit with a splash of color and make myself look like a $2 hooker? Oh, I know! I will wear my bra sticking four inches out of my dress. Here’s a lesson dimwit. Pink lace and red belts don’t go together very well.</p>
<p><center><img style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/JohnnyDepp.jpg" alt="Johnny Depp" width="408" height="600" /></center></p>
<p><strong>Johnny Depp?!</strong><br />
I swear I saw this picture and didn’t know who he was. Between him playing Jack Sparrow and Sweeney Todd (which he both won for last night) I think I forgot what regular old Johnny Depp looks like. In seeing this, I have to say, it’s not a bad sight. Although, I’m sure my nephew would rather see him in pirate gear than like this, but hey, he’s three.</p>
<p><center><img style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/Liv_Tyler.jpg" alt="Liv Tyler" width="400" height="320" /></center></p>
<p><strong>When it Doubt…</strong><br />
When you’re running late and you don’t have a dress for the MTV awards, what do you do? Pull a Liv Tyler and just pull down your curtains and fold them over artistically. No one will ever know. If you can get past the dress, Liv is her normal, lovely self.</p>
<p><center><img style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/Lohan_MTV.jpg" alt="Lohan MTV" width="414" height="600" /></center></p>
<p><strong>I wonder…</strong><br />
While Lindsay was snapped all over the place at the awards, she apparently left her lesbian lover at home. Now, we all know how much she likes men, so it’s clear that she doesn’t bat for just one team. That has become even clearer as she stands there with Verne Troyer. You can just tell by the look on her face that she’s wondering if he would fit. Like all of him. His whole body. Meanwhile, he’s just like…you wish bitch.</p>
<p><center><img style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/Lucy_Walsh.jpg" alt="Lucy Walsh" width="422" height="600" /></center></p>
<p><strong>Ruffle Attack ‘08</strong><br />
Lucy Walsh was probably my favorite girl on <em>Rock the Cradle</em>. It was sad to see her go and even worse to know that no talent hack Latanzzi got to stay because her goth-porn, emorexic fan base voted when they should have been out at therapy or looking for jobs. Anyway, I don’t even know if I can comment on this dress. It is beyond my scope of creativity. I love Lucy, but this dress scares me.</p>
<p><center><img style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/Megan_Fox.jpg" alt="Megan Fox" width="415" height="600" /></center></p>
<p><strong>Pink Prom Dreams</strong><br />
Megan Fox was seen last night wearing a couple of dresses. Naturally, some were better than others. This was the dress she arrived in. It reminds me of an easy girl’s version of a prom dress. Not to say she is easy, I wouldn’t know that for sure. And by the way, I love Marilyn Monroe, but that seriously has to be the worst place for a tattoo on a chick. Ever.</p>
<p><center><img style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/Nikki_Blonsky.jpg" alt="Nikki Blonsky" width="377" height="600" /></center></p>
<p><strong>No Comment</strong><br />
I love the shoes that Nicole is wearing. I really do. I get the whole fat thing, too. She’s like one of the few people that didn’t lose a considerable amount of weight when she was on <em>Dancing with the Stars</em>. However, what I don’t get is why fat people need to dress in the loudest prints on the planet. I don’t mind the top half of this dress. In fact, I think it makes her look flattering. The bottom half looks like she found a nice, silk tablecloth to wrap herself in. Considering the style I am going to assume this would be from the Sandra Lee collection. After all, she does love her cocktails.</p>
<p><center><img style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/Paris_Dress.jpg" alt="Paris Hilton" width="385" height="600" /></center></p>
<p><strong>Oooh That&#8217;s Hot!</strong><br />
Other pictures have Joel&#8217;s little brother caressing Paris&#8217; thigh. Let&#8217;s hope he doesn&#8217;t get an infection. Anyway, this is not about their nefarious sexual habits. Instead, it’s about the dress that Paris is wearing. Who knew Steve and Barry’s was having a sale? Better yet, who knew this dress would be the hottest in Hollywood? Apparently no one sent a blackberry to tell Paris that Janelle Perry wore this same exact dress to Palms Place Hotel Opening a day earlier. I may not know who Perry is, but it’s obvious she’s got one up on Hilton. That’s hot!</p>
<p><center><img style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/Rainn_Wilson.jpg" alt="Rainn Wilson" width="397" height="600" /></center></p>
<p><strong>Rainn Wilson’s Roses</strong><br />
I always say, if you’re going to the movie awards you should always come prepared. Other pictures have him covering himself with a teddy bear. He’s after someone’s heart for sure. What’s next? Candy coveralls? Just be careful, those might melt!</p>
<p><center><img style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/ScientoloRogers.jpg" alt="Scientologist Tom" width="388" height="600" /></center></p>
<p><strong>Scientology Diet</strong><br />
Is it just me or do you agree that if this top became a button down, Tom Cruise would morph into Mr. Rogers? It’s creepy how he looks normal, but he’s actually the Scientology Monster of Doom. Needless to say, this pseudo-children’s show outfit makes him look relatively harmless while he’s waiting for the mothership to arrive.</p>
<p><center><img style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/Scooter_Love.jpg" alt="Verne" width="447" height="560" /></center></p>
<p><strong>Pimpin with the Cruise Control</strong><br />
I had to throw this in for all the wheelers out there! Verne is sporting a hot little ride here to move him into the awards. Sure, it looks like he’s wearing the exact same shirt from last night at the Palms Place, but who cares! He’s cool.</p>
<p><center><img style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/Wicked_Witch_ofthe_City.jpg" alt="Wicked Witch Sarah" width="395" height="600" /></center></p>
<p><strong>Wicked Witch of the City</strong><br />
I like Sarah Jessica Parker. I really do. However, the question has to be asked…Who taught this bitch how to dress? Those boots don’t match that dress. Her hair reminds me of a witch. You know, one of those ones you see trying to eat little children. I don’t know. I hate the boots most of all. I might be able to live with the dress, but the boots should be buried so that she never makes the mistake of wearing them again.</p>
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		<title>O’Neal is Cracked Out</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 16:02:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		Tatum O’Neal has been candid about her struggles with addiction in the past. She has been honest about drugs she has done and where it has gotten her, but last night she decided that addiction was going to win. Unfortunately, when she went to get her fix, she ended up getting busted instead. Tatum who [...]]]></description>
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		</div><p><img class="alignright" style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px; float: right;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/Tatum_ONeal.jpg" alt="Tatum O'Neal" width="250" height="381" />Tatum O’Neal has been candid about her struggles with addiction in the past. She has been honest about drugs she has done and where it has gotten her, but last night she decided that addiction was going to win. Unfortunately, when she went to get her fix, she ended up getting busted instead. Tatum who is 44 years old was caught buying cocaine and crack last night.</p>
<p>According to reports by The Post, the actress who won an Oscar at a mere 10 years old for her work on <em>Paper Moon</em>, was arrested at around 7:30 PM by detectives from Manhattan South Narcotics that work Clinton Street between Grand and East Broadway. The area where she was trying to score was mere blocks from her lower East Side luxury pad.</p>
<p>The funny thing is not that she was doing crack, because crack isn’t funny. It was the excuses she gave the police when they planned to take her in. She told them she was researching the part of a junkie. I don’t mean to point out the obvious, but, life experience is all that she would need for that part!</p>
<p>According to sources when police approached, O’Neal went into begging mode, saying, “You know who I am, right? I’m researching a part – I’m doing this for a part as a junkie. Can’t we just forget about this?”</p>
<p><span id="more-160"></span>Apparently, we can’t.</p>
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		Next time someone makes a guest list for a posh hotel opening they should either A. make a better list or B. make sure there is a dress code to go with the guests. Just the other night B-list, reality, and a couple of A-list stars popped over to the Palms Place to make an [...]]]></description>
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		</div><p>Next time someone makes a guest list for a posh hotel opening they should either A. make a better list or B. make sure there is a dress code to go with the guests. Just the other night B-list, reality, and a couple of A-list stars popped over to the Palms Place to make an entrance and do some hobnobbing. Here are the highlights in the form of some of the ugliest, freakiest, or the most amusing.</p>
<p><center><img style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/90210_Pimp.jpg" alt="90210 Pimp" width="396" height="600" /></center></p>
<p><strong>The 90210 Pimp</strong><br />
See what happens when you do 90210 (twice)? I always found Steve, err Ian, to be an amusing character on the show, but he shouldn’t be wearing the Michael Jackson look-alike hat. It’s moderately creepy.</p>
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<p><center><img style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/Hot_Earrings.jpg" alt="Ashlee Simpson" width="400" height="600" /></center></p>
<p><strong>Earrings from Outer Space</strong><br />
I could’ve ignored that her dress was drab and her shoes didn’t match other than in color, but the earrings were just too good to pass up. I wonder where she bought them. I think I’m going to buy some for all of my bridesmaids. Earrings like that deserve to be celebrated!</p>
<p><center><img style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/Informercial_King.jpg" alt="Infomercial King" width="423" height="600" /></center></p>
<p><strong>Informerical_King</strong><br />
I don’t even know who this guy is. I know he’s an actor, Josh something or other. I checked his IMDB page and he’s been on Mad TV and had some other small roles in movies. However, my first impression is of a guy on erectile dysfunction commercials. He’s just so happy. It’s like getting a stiffy for the first time all over again.</p>
<p><center><img style="border: 7px solid black; margin-top: 2px; margin-bottom: 2px;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/Ken_Dillon.jpg" alt="Ken Dillon" width="399" height="600" /></center></p>
<p><strong>Super Hair&#8230;it&#8217;s Super!!!!!</strong><br />
I don’t know who this guy either, but with hair like this you know he had to be included! In fact, if Ashlee Simpson-Wentz had been smart enough to use this guy’s hairstylist she could have better shown off her earrings!</p>
<p><center><img style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/Latoya_Jackson.jpg" alt="Latoya" width="407" height="600" /></center></p>
<p><strong>Botox Gone Wild</strong><br />
You would think that the psychics in her network would have had the common sense to foreshadow that her face would end up looking like this. Is it just me or does she look like the perfect cross between Michael and Janet if they were mooshed together and then run over by a train full of Botox?</p>
<p><center><img style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/Linda_Hogan_Guest.jpg" alt="Linda Hogan" width="439" height="600" /></center></p>
<p><strong>Hogan&#8217;s Hos</strong><br />
I can just see it now. Someone is out there trying to steal Fabio’s fame and glory just as soon as he can finish growing his hair out. I know the Hogan’s are getting divorced, but must they go out and find random 20 year olds and fall all over them? I could ignore the ugly dress, but what’s with her smug expression? She’s got a kid in the slammer crying and a boyfriend that looks more suited for Jessica Simpson by the look on his face. Too bad there wasn’t such a thing as mental Vivaxa.</p>
<p><center><img style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/Polka_Dot_Waitress.jpg" alt="Polka Dot Waitress" width="396" height="600" /></center></p>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.beyond-bedding.com/pink-and-brown-toile-twin-kids-children-bedding-set.html">Polka Dot</a> Waitress</strong><br />
Don’t get me wrong, I like polka dots on four year olds and older ladies moo-moos, but I don’t picture them as the epitome of sexy. It seems that sweet Sarah lost some of her clothes when Clooney canceled the lease. It’s time to go shopping before its back to waiting tables.</p>
<p><center><img style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/Simpson_Dropped_Soap.jpg" alt="Jessica looking constipated" width="400" height="600" /></center></p>
<p><strong>Simpson Dropped the Soap</strong><br />
I can’t even get past the look on her face to comment on anything else. You have to wonder what she is thinking. I think I have narrowed it down to three things.</p>
<p>1. Where did Ashlee get those earrings?<br />
2. What do you mean there isn’t any free booze?<br />
3. Take me to your leader.</p>
<p><center><img style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/Vern.jpg" alt="Vern Troyer" width="399" height="600" /></center></p>
<p><strong>Playa Pimp in Short Form</strong><br />
What can I say? The man knows how to dress. Sure, he’s casual, but he’s far better looking than some of the people above him in the list. At least he looks decent in that casual pimp sort of way. When it comes to best dressed, Vern&#8217;s the man!</p>
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		<title>Angelina Jolie on Guns, Fights, and Brad</title>
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		Angelina Jolie might be pregnant with twins and talking about how she’s ready to have more once all six kids are present and accounted for, but with some reporters she is talking about guns, fighting, and a whole lot more. Recently Jolie sat down with someone from the Daily Mail and had a very candid [...]]]></description>
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<p>Highlights from the <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/moslive/article-1022472/Ive-got-Tomb-Raider-guns--Im-afraid-use-says-Angelina.html">Daily Mail interview</a> are below:</p>
<p>On Guns:<br />
&#8216;I bought original, real guns of the type we used in Tomb Raider for security. Brad and I are not against having a gun in the house, and we do have one. And yes, I&#8217;d be able to use it if I had to. I could handle myself. I think there are certain combat skills that would come out. I tend to want to throw an elbow. I don&#8217;t know why. I&#8217;ve learned all the punches, head butts and kicks – yet getting someone with my elbow is my first instinct.</p>
<p>On Self-Defense:<br />
&#8216;I think it&#8217;s good for anybody to learn a skill when it comes to fight training – be it kung fu, boxing or kick-boxing – because self-defense is important. Brad and I want our kids to learn it. They&#8217;re going to get into a fight some day, so they might as well learn how to take care of themselves.</p>
<p><span id="more-158"></span>On Getting Down &amp; Dirty:<br />
&#8216;There&#8217;s a side to me that people know is humanitarian, and there&#8217;s a side to me that&#8217;s a mummy. But there&#8217;s also the side that likes to get down and dirty and run and jump around and fire guns. I don&#8217;t want to lose touch with that. That&#8217;s one of the reasons I like to do action movies. It&#8217;s good for me every once in a while.&#8217;</p>
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<p>On Her Role in the film <em>Wanted</em>:<br />
&#8216;If the Fraternity was just a bunch of people that killed for fun and enjoyed torturing people, then I wouldn&#8217;t be interested. But I liked this idea that if there were people who you knew were going to kill others in the future, should you take them out? And that&#8217;s interesting in a bigger political way.</p>
<p>On Brad:<br />
&#8216;We&#8217;re together because we want to be, and we want to raise these children together. We&#8217;ve both been married before. It&#8217;s not about some piece of paper.  I&#8217;m sure we&#8217;ll do it one day.&#8217;</p>
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