Born Again Baby Killer Denied Release
The craziest bitch in the Manson family has been denied early release from prison according to TMZ. Susan Atkins, known as one of the most prominent females in the Manson family (famous for cutting out Sharon Tate’s baby and writing Pig on the wall with the blood) has been in prison, along with Charlie and the others for decades. Now, Susan is a born again Christian who has only six months to live due to brain cancer. Susan wants out on the compassionate release program. Funny thing is, the crazy bitch almost made it out.

Looks like the L.A. County DA is the one to thank for her remaining locked up where she belongs. He said, “[Atkins] has failed to demonstrate genuine remorse and lacks insight and understanding of the gravity of her crimes.”

With that in mind, she will be remaining in prison for life, as planned.

Baby News
Paris Hilton is an ignorant, ugly slut that wants to get pregnant because she thinks that will make her popular again. So, while begging her puppy dog boyfriend, Benji, to knock her up, she spends her time wearing outfits that try to fool us into thinking that she might be pregnant. Seriously, like no one would know if the end of the world were approaching? Someone needs to do the world a favor and laser her uterus out while she’s trying to get her groove on in Vegas.

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are reportedly turning down deals for pictures of their first born, Sunday Rose Urban Kidman. It has not yet been released whether or not they will offer pictures, but it is being rumored that if they do, they might be given out for free. What a novel idea, considering bidding is as high as $3 million for Matthew McConaughey’s new son Levi and as high as $20 million for Brad and Angie’s twins, Knox and Vivienne.

Speaking of new babies Ingo Rademacher, of General Hospital, and fiancée Ehiku, have named their new son…Peanut. That’s right, Peanut Kai Rademacher. Lil Peanut was born on Friday, July 11. Meanwhile, still pregnant Minnie Driver has announced that the father of her baby (which will either be named Thomas or Isabel, depending on the sex) will not be in the delivery room when said child is born. She doesn’t know if she will be staying with him anyway, so why bother inviting him in?

Madge, Chris, and A-Rod Sittin’ in a Tree
So, Madonna has never had a shortage of men in her life, why should now be any different? These days the two men we’re hearing the most about are her brother, who wrote the new tell-all Madonna book, as if there was anything left to say, and A-Rod her supposed new lover. When it comes to her brother, he is yapping to make sure his book sales are up. He talked to Extra about Madonna’s men. What it came down to was that Madonna loved Sean Penn more than anyone, and Chris did, too. They were blood brothers! Warren Beatty was a weirdo that dug through Madonna’s trash and Guy is credited with tearing the siblings apart. You know what I say…nothing brings a family back together than a trashy tell-all novel about the estranged family members.

As for A-Rod, as you might expect he isn’t saying a word about his newfound, supposed sexual association with the queen of Kabbalah. In fact, he’s not saying much of anything other than he’s having a difficult time. He doesn’t need to talk though because the lawyers for Mrs. Rod are saying plenty. Recently, the lawyers for Mrs. A-Rod put in a court request that A-Rod return any tape recordings from wiretapping or surveillance that he had done on his wife.

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Okay, so I gave you pictures of the best and worst of the awards, but then I found pictures feature things happening that are just downright weird. For your entertainment, I give you the weirdness (or is it weirdest?) of the MTV Movie Awards:

Dana Carvey is pregnant?!
Seriously, look at that baby bump! It’s bigger than the one on Nicole Kidman! I don’t mean to brag, but I think I’m going to be the first to report on the “expecting” Daddy! Good luck with the delivery Dana. We hear birth can be rather painful!

Ode to the $2 Hooker with the Leather Whip
I know these are the costumes the Pussycat Dolls wore to perform at the MTV Movie Awards, but who the heck picked out these outfits? They look like their going to a backwoods leather bar to meet their Biker Momma.

Jack Black Becomes a Super Hero
Who knew that all it took was a little bit of marker to turn Jack Black into Ironman? Seriously, with just a few more touch ups he will look like Robert Downey Jr.’s twin!

Downey Jr. responsible for Shenanigan
I knew that Jack Black’s transformation into a super hero was too good to be true. It was just Robert Downey Jr. leaving a drawn signature on Black’s tummy. Look! He even signed his nipple! I don’t know if that’s funny or downright disturbing. Maybe a little of both. Hope that’s not permanent marker!

Random Homeless Beggar?
I don’t know who Jonah Hill is, but dang is he looking like a homeless beggar. If he’s a B-lister why not try and look more presentable? If you want to be memorable, don’t come in your best bag walker outfit. Get some class!

Mr. Rogers and His Tranny
Wow. I can barely comment on this. As Tom morphs into the Scientologist version of Mr. Rogers, Katie is becoming more mannish. Look at that mop top and the way she hulks over Tom. We all knew Tom loved the c-ck, but couldn’t he just have found a guy instead of morphing Katie Holmes into one?

She makes Me Look Hotter
Lindsay Lohan has the superior smirk of a girl who happens to be standing next to Bruce Willis in a dress. Rumor is pretty damn ugly and Lindsay knows it. Unfortunately for LoHo, the only way she gets deemed “hottest in the bunch” is to stand next to an ugly person. In the meantime, Rumor has her own little private smirk. You know, like the “I just put herpes on your dildo” or “I sucked SamRo’s monstrous clit first” look of satisfaction. I guess that just proves that it doesn’t take a hot person to pass on the STDs.

The Flowers and the Pillowcase
Yeah…Rain Wilson wore flowers and a teddy bear, but Megan Fox wore just a pillowcase. They make an unlikely pair, but just one slip (or tear) on stage would have given the audience a flash show they might (or might not -depending on the flashee) have desired. Let’s just hope neither dropped anything, like the soap!

I have a Big Spaceship
I figured it was only a matter of time before Tom converted Chris Brown and the rest of young Hollywood into Scientologists. As the space ranger, Brown is here to be the guide that welcomes the Mothership. What a cool job!

J-Lo Called; She Wants her Ghetto Booty Back!
Vanessa is looking a little, round in the rear. She’d do Sir Mixalot proud. Still, what’s that in the front? Disney might be shocked if we alluded to a baby bump, or maybe just shocked at the prospect of Zac Efron spawn on the Earth!

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Tatum O’Neal has been candid about her struggles with addiction in the past. She has been honest about drugs she has done and where it has gotten her, but last night she decided that addiction was going to win. Unfortunately, when she went to get her fix, she ended up getting busted instead. Tatum who is 44 years old was caught buying cocaine and crack last night.

According to reports by The Post, the actress who won an Oscar at a mere 10 years old for her work on Paper Moon, was arrested at around 7:30 PM by detectives from Manhattan South Narcotics that work Clinton Street between Grand and East Broadway. The area where she was trying to score was mere blocks from her lower East Side luxury pad.

The funny thing is not that she was doing crack, because crack isn’t funny. It was the excuses she gave the police when they planned to take her in. She told them she was researching the part of a junkie. I don’t mean to point out the obvious, but, life experience is all that she would need for that part!

According to sources when police approached, O’Neal went into begging mode, saying, “You know who I am, right? I’m researching a part – I’m doing this for a part as a junkie. Can’t we just forget about this?”

Apparently, we can’t.

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I don’t watch White Oprah’s show Living Lohan and I never will because Dina is a trashy cuntbag that is just out to pimp her daughters and ride their waves of fame, because she’s a talentless hack. Regardless, someone is watching this shit and they are already buzzing about the great parental habits that Mommy Dearest seems to have.

For instance, on this first episode they show Dina watching a sex tape. No it’s not just any sex tape. It’s one of a Lindsay look-alike. Okay, most porn that’s done a look alike, claims to be the real person. So, considering we all know how Lindsay likes getting hers, what if it would have been her? Isn’t it a little disturbing that Dina wants Lindsay on her show so bad that she will put her own kid’s sex tape on the show to get ratings?

Hell, even if it wasn’t about that, she was watching a sex tape of someone that looks like her kid. I don’t sit around watching my deceased grandmother’s sex tapes, so I can feel closer to her. I just don’t know what’s up with this. However, one cannot help but wonder if this was a lesbian sex tape or not.

As if this wasn’t bad enough on its own, Ali, Lindsay’s 14 year old sister comes into the room while mom is watching this shit and asks if it’s Lindsay. Dude, seriously. If you are going to watch porn don’t let the kids see it. As it is, Ali’s role model is Lindsay so she’s already heading for a 3C addiction (cock, coke, and eventually clit). I doubt she needs anymore help with the inclusion of Mommy and Me porn time.

Some people have commented, wondering if this is abuse on Dina’s part. Unfortunately, Pat Truman (former Justice Dept. Chief of Child Exploitation) had this to say to Page Six:

“It’s inappropriate but probably not illegal. If there was a situation where a mother was regularly exposing her child to pornography, it would be a concern for state child welfare agencies.”

Man, they investigated Britney for temper tantrums and lack of car seats, but Dina and porn…hey that’s no big deal!

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Mariah Carey might be able to hit a note that will make you go deaf, but when it comes to throwing a ball she isn’t very good. She can suck a ball (I’m sure!). She can fondle a ball, but throwing one away isn’t her strong suit. Of course, if it was her strong suit that whole Derek Jeter thing would have never happened.

Recently Mariah was in Japan for a baseball game where she got to throw the first pitch. Well, she threw it, about 1 1/2 inches. You can check out Mimi’s sad attempt at throwing by checking out the following video:

I can’t blame her for being dainty about it though. With those shorts, any funny movements would have caused her vagina to fall right out. And really, who wants to see that? I wonder if she would have done better had they put a target of Tommy Matola’s face over the plate?! Inquiring minds, want to know.

By the way, not to be nit-picky or anything, but is it just me or did Mariah not wax her lip for this photo? The girl looks like Britney’s weave fell on her upper lip.

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She has said she’s pure, chaste, and wants to remain a virgin until she’s married. Miley Cyrus has tried to stress her purity, especially since her Disney Channel character, Hannah Montana is the number one role model little girls of today seem to follow. Unfortunately, little girls find it hard to separate Hannah from Miley. What Hannah does in her fictional show is nice, but little girls want to be just like Miley. Hopefully, most parents will make sure their kids don’t know about Miley’s latest project.

Adding to the authenticity of her virginal ways has always been her dad, Billy Ray, who seemed rather protective of his little girl. Still, he has said that Miley will do what she wants to do and now she’s done something so shocking I can’t even believe that someone didn’t step in and classify this as a form of child abuse. I can’t believe Billy Ray let her do this. This just questions his authenticity as a parent. Seriously, Vanity Fair should be sued and possibly even shut down for pimping out a child.

At just 15 years old, Miley Cyrus has posed topless. This was announced last Friday on the television show, Entertainment Tonight. The show also included shocking glimpses at what the cover is going to look like. Looking demure and childlike, Miley is completely nude from the waist up, from what you can see. You can see her shoulders and the edges of the sheet covering up her pubescent chest. Since I classify this as illegal, I have refused to include a screenshot. If you want to see it, Google it. It felt dirty just seeing the pictures on ET and I was disgusted that the show would even put those photos on. Miley is just a young girl. This is worse than the Dakota Fanning rape thing, because Miley really did pose and Dakota only pretended in a scene that didn’t even really show a rape (since it didn’t occur).

I would never let my 15 year old pose for a magazine nude or topless and the fact that Vanity Fair wants these photos has made me a lifelong hater of the magazine. I might think Miley is overrated and untalented, but she’s still just a kid. I don’t even like the idea of 18 year olds posing naked. It’s bad enough a younger teenager is being allowed to do so and in the national spotlight.

Some are saying Miley is just doing it to get attention or get out of her show Hannah Montana, which she is rumored to have “grown out of”, but that doesn’t mean that she should go out and expose herself to the world. When young girls happen to pass by the magazine rack at the store and see their favorite actress/role model in a nude pose on the cover of Vanity Fair, what are parents supposed to say?

Where is child welfare services? This is a stunt I’d expect of Paris Hilton, the Olsen Twins or Britney Spears. Lindsay Lohan is one of the last people to do a nude cover for Vanity Fair. Miley Cyrus is going to be in “good” company when the issue is released. I don’t feel it should be.

Miley is no stranger to controversial pictures. Less than a week ago, photos where she is hanging all over her boyfriend, Thomas Sturges and her green bra is exposed with her tank top barely covering the thin scraps of material, have surfaced on the web. I’m sensing another Vanessa Hudgens scandal for the Disney Channel only this time, their big time star, Miley, will be at the forefront, slutting her way to the top in Hollywood no matter the cost.

People has issued a formal statement on behalf of Miley and this is what it says:

“My goal in my music and my acting is always to make people happy. For Vanity Fair, I was so honored and thrilled to work with Annie [Leibovitz]. I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be ‘artistic’ and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed.”

There was also a statement by the Disney Channel:

“Unfortunately, as the article suggests, a situation was created to deliberately manipulate a 15-year-old in order to sell magazines.”

It sounds like a cop out to me, but that’s to be expected. What do you think? Feel free to leave a comment with your thoughts on this sensitive topic.

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In a bit of celebrity prison news Wesley Snipes will be heading to the clink. He was just sentenced to three years in prison for not filing tax returns (for more than one year in a row). Judge William Terrell Hodges sentenced Snipes earlier Thursday in an Ocala, Florida courtroom. While some people sat shocked making whimpers and gasps, Snipes sat without reaction during the verdict.

According to prosecutors, Snipes owes about $41 million in taxes and will be serving one year for every year that he did not file or pay his taxes. Snipes looked for leniency in his time of need and had many people write letters of support for him during this trying time. Stars such as Denzel Washington and Joe Brown of television Judge Show fame wrote in letters on his behalf.

Woody Harrelson, who has starred in multiple movies with Snipes including Wildcats, White Men Can’t Jump, and Money Train had only good things to say about Snipes. In his letter he wrote, “Wes continues to encourage and challenge me to be the best man I can be by being a constant friend.”

Snipes was acquitted of the more serious crimes of trying to defraud the government, but will still do time for the years that he did not file. It was not said when he would need to report for sentencing.

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TMZ is reporting that Amy Winehouse, Grammy Winner and Crackhead, has just been arrested by Scotland Yard on suspicion of assault. She currently sits, waiting, at the Holborn Police Station. When this story was originally reported she was supposed to be able to be released within an hour.

However, now the police are keeping her until midnight tonight. She was accused of head-butting someone outside of a London bar. The most she can do in prison would be 6 months of time. This shouldn’t phase her too much because if London is anything like the US, the drugs are better in prison anyway.

The Scotland Yard has been investigating this incident since it occurred. Apparently, a 38 year old man wanted to be nice and tried to hail Wino a cab. Being the sultry, sex temptress that she is, she assumed he was trying to molest her and proceeded to fuck him up. Unfortunately, he really was just trying to hail the crazy bitch a cab. I mean really, would you molest that?!

This story is developing, so news will be added to this article as it becomes available.

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Michelle Rodriquez has had plenty of rumors swirling around about her and her sexuality. In fact, there have been so many questions and rumors that she is sick of hearing them. She’s even sicker of answering questions about them.

She told Latina Magazine in an Interview recently:

“I don’t answer those questions. I just keep it to myself and it’s nobody’s business. If I want to fuck a girl, a boy, a dog – that’s my business. That’s why there are bathroom doors.”

“What the majority of people want to know is what I’m doing with my vagina, and I think that’s sick. What do you care who I’m dating? I can tell when somebody just wants to know about sex. And it makes me sick.”

“I picture those people turning into pigs, slime coming out the side of their mouth, and I picture them jerking off.”

I can’t speak for all of America, but I most certainly do not want to know what she’s doing with her vagina. If she’s growing a series of intricate cobwebs in there or whatever that’s her own business and I’m staying out of her vagina (literally).

Of course, I am of the firm belief that mentioning dogs was a little out of line. For starters, not all dogs will fuck just any bitch. Secondly, she must have been referring to helper dogs because regular dogs can’t get into public places. Then again, maybe she was referring to bringing mutts home and doing them in her bathroom. Who knows? You have to be an alcoholic to relate to some of these people.

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The name of this list speaks for itself. Here we have 94 parents and 114 names that most people would not give their children. While some of the first names may seem traditional, when paired with their middle names they become quite strange. Then again, others are just completely out there.

1. 50 Cent – Bow-Ty
2. Adam Yauch – Tenzin Losel
3. Alice Cooper – Dashiell, Calico Dashiell
4. Andre 3000 – Seven Sirius
5. Andre Agassi – Jaz
6. Author Ashe – Camera
7. Big Boi – Bamboo
8. Bobby Brown – Laprincia
9. Bob Geldof & Paula Yates – Fifi-Trixibelle, Peaches, Pixie
10. Bono – Elijah Bob Patricius Guggi Q. Hewson, Memphis Eve
11. Brandy – Sy’rai
12. Cher – Elijah Blue
13. Christie Brinkley – Sailor Lee
14. Cindy Crawford – Presley Walker
15. Courtney Love & Kurt Cobain – Frances Bean
16. Danny DeVito & Rhea Pearlman – Lucie Chet, Gracie Fan
17. David Bowie – Zowie
18. David Carradine – Free
19. Demi Moore & Bruce Willis – Rumer Glenn, Scout Larue, Tallulah Belle
20. DMX -Takoma
21. Don Johnson & Kelly Phleger – Atherton Grace
22. Eddie Murphy – Zola Ivy
23. Elle MacPherson – Arpad Flynn
24. Ellen Barkin & Gabriel Byrne – Romy Marion
25. Erykah Badu – Puma
26. Frank Lampard – Luna Coco
27. Gillian Anderson – Piper Maru
28. Gloria & Emilio Estefan – Nayib
29. Gwyneth Paltrow – Apple
30. Helen Hunt – Makena’lei
31. Holly Robinson-Pete – Ryan Elizabeth
32. Isabella Rossellini – Elettra-Ingrid
33. Jaclyn Smith – Gaston Anthony, Spencer Margaret
34. James Brown – Yamma
35. Jamie Oliver – Poppy Honey
36. Jason Lee – Pilot Inspektor
37. Jermaine Jackson – Jermajesty
38. Joe Strummer – Jazz Domino
39. John Cougar Mellencamp – Spec Wildhorse, Hud
40. John Malkovich – Loewy
41. John Taylor – Atlanta Knew
42. John Tesh – Prima Sellechia
43. John Travolta – Jett
44. Jonathan Davis – Nathaniel Houseman, Pirate
45. Josie Bissett – Mason Tru
46. Kevin Bacon & Kyra Sedgwick – Sosie Ruth
47. Kevin Smith – Harley Quinn
48. Kim Gordon & Thurston Moore – Coco Hayley
49. Lance Henriksen & Jane Pollack – Alchamy
50. Lil Mo – God’iss Love Stone
51. Macy Gray – Happy
52. Marisa Berenson – Starlite Melody
53. Martin Scorcese – Glinora Sophia
54. Melanie Blatt – Lillyella
55. Melanie Griffith & Antonio Banderas – Stella del Carmen
56. Mia Farrow – Lark Song, Satchel, Moses Amadeus
57. Michael Hutchence & Paula Yates – Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily
58. Michael J Fox & Tracy Pollan – Aquinnah Kathleen
59. Michael Jackson – Prince Michael
60. Michael Schenker – Chinua Aaron, Essenz Astral
61. Mystikal – Million
62. Nick Nolte – Brawley King
63. Nicolas Cage – Kal-el
64. Nivea & Terius Nash – Navy
65. Penn Gillette – Moxie Crimefighter
66. Rachel Griffiths – Banjo
67. Rebbie Jackson – Yashi
68. Richard Gere – Homer James Jigme
69. Robert De Niro – Dreena
70. Robert Downey Jr. – Indio
71. Robert Rodriguez – Racer, Rocket, Rogue
72. Robert Van Winkle/Vanilla Ice – Dusti Raine
73. Rob Morrow – Tu (you know…Tu Morrow haha)
74. Roger Taylor – Tiger Lily, Lola Daisy, Rufus Tiger
75. Sandra Bernhard – Cicely Yasin
76. Sasha Mitchell – Pavlina Justine
77. Sean Penn & Robin Wright Penn – Hopper
78. Shannon Hoon – Nico Blue
79. Shari Shattuck – Creason
80. Simon LeBon & Yasmine – Saffron Sahara, Tallulah Pine
81. Soleil Moon Frye – Poet Sienna Rose
82. Stephen Seagal – Ayako
83. Steve Vai – Fire
84. Sylvester Stallone – Sage Moonblood, Sistine Rose
85. Tamika Scott – O’shun
86. Tea Leoni & David Duchovny – Kyd Miller
87. The Edge – Blue Angel
88. The Game – Harlem
89. T.I. – Messiah Ya’majesty
90. Tito Jackson – Taj
91. Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes – Suri
92. Tommy Lee Jones – Kafka
93. Toni Braxton – Denim Cole, Diezel Ky
94. Ving Rhames – Reign Beau

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