When I think of becoming Paris (Crotch Rocket) Hilton’s best friend it makes me want to vomit a little in my mouth. Once I’ve cleaned that up, I have to consider how many other things I would rather have happen to me instead. For example, I would rather be anally invaded by the nose of a jet than have to be seen with Hilton.
However, the idea that there is going to be an entire show around this concept just frightens me. In some ways it makes me laugh. I Wanna Be Paris’ New Best Friend! will premiere on MTV. According to the page “Paris is looking for a new pal….and she’s got her eye on you! Sign up as a hopeful and you could be living the life with the posh princess herself!”
Rather than laugh at the irony that someone so in love with herself has to stoop to reality television to find a friend, let’s instead look at the top contenders in the competition thus far.
Number 5: Chuck Love
He’s a 23 year old from Philly. He lists his similarities to Paris as being, “First I enjoy being in the public eye. Next, I am approached to take pictures with random people on a daily basis. Finally, I love to have fun and party.” He’s also 3 ½ feet tall. She might like this fact though. We’ve all heard how she treats little people and animals. Maybe she would ask to carry him in her purse during events where she couldn’t bring her dog.
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Ashtyn is definitely the casual gamer in the family. A game fan since she owned an Atari, Ashtyn can remember when her brother rigged the television so he wouldn’t lose his Super Mario Bros. game. That is, until the power went out! A fan of all things Mario, Ashtyn is a Nintendo loyalist. She digs playing Mario-style RPG games, watching others play violent shooters (because she sucks at them), and playing casual PC games (like Wedding Dash and Cake Mania). As of now, she is into the Wii and Nintendo DS, though she’s certain the games for PS3 and Xbox 360 are more appealing.
Ice, Ice Baby star and reality TV aficionado Robert Van Winkle was picked up earlier in the week to face charges of domestic battery. Winky was booked at the Palm Beach County Jail. His wife apparently made the call, but was less than helpful when the police arrived. Then again, what do you expect from Mrs. Ice? I mean seriously, didn’t she catch his old music videos?
In case she hasn’t I felt obliged to post one: After the video, keep reading for more about the follies of Ice and his Bi-polar Wife…well according to him anyway, but looking at that picture she’s definitely something…that’s for sure.
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Ashtyn is definitely the casual gamer in the family. A game fan since she owned an Atari, Ashtyn can remember when her brother rigged the television so he wouldn’t lose his Super Mario Bros. game. That is, until the power went out! A fan of all things Mario, Ashtyn is a Nintendo loyalist. She digs playing Mario-style RPG games, watching others play violent shooters (because she sucks at them), and playing casual PC games (like Wedding Dash and Cake Mania). As of now, she is into the Wii and Nintendo DS, though she’s certain the games for PS3 and Xbox 360 are more appealing.
If you know the name Amy Winehouse you certainly know that her hit song “Rehab” was made as a reflection of her life, whether intentional or not. According to friends and all the news stories that have ever surfaced about this crazy bitch, she’s been addicted to drugs like heroine, horse tranqs, cocaine, crack, and who knows what else she might have been able to snag from her veterinarian.
When we aren’t talking drugs, Amy has been addicted to everything from her husband Blake (Blake incarcerated, as she called him at the Grammies) to things like…knitting…though she has gotten help for the knitting thing and really only relapses once in a while.
Her new thing could be much deadlier than anything mentioned before. Showbiz Spy has reported that Amy’s newest addiction is IRONING! Can you imagine? I mean, my momma always told me not to operate heavy machinery….or really hot household items when fucked up.
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Ashtyn is definitely the casual gamer in the family. A game fan since she owned an Atari, Ashtyn can remember when her brother rigged the television so he wouldn’t lose his Super Mario Bros. game. That is, until the power went out! A fan of all things Mario, Ashtyn is a Nintendo loyalist. She digs playing Mario-style RPG games, watching others play violent shooters (because she sucks at them), and playing casual PC games (like Wedding Dash and Cake Mania). As of now, she is into the Wii and Nintendo DS, though she’s certain the games for PS3 and Xbox 360 are more appealing.
This is by far the best celebrity quote of the day. It has to be. There is absolutely no way around it. This comes straight from the lips of Moby, who used to date Natalie Portman. I never really paid attention to Moby, but if he has such important things to say, I will definitely be paying more attention to him in the future.
When talking about Britney Spears he said:
“The fatter she gets, the weirder she gets, the more I love her. I found her moderately appealing in the late 90s, but now I would marry her in a heartbeat.”
You just gotta love this.
On another note, it seems that Brit Brit’s new management team is attempting to shop her around for a new reality show. This works well for Brit because well, she doesn’t have to…you know…act n’ stuff. She can just be her own woman ya’ll! With that in mind, studios are considering paying millions for this.
I don’t know why though. You know, when she was out at Starbucks every five minutes, hitting cars and not seat belting babies, and hanging out with the Paps instead of her Pops, it might have been a good show. After all, America loves a train wreck. Now it would just be sad geriatric television about a mentally ill fat girl with her redneck family in tow. (more…)
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Ashtyn is definitely the casual gamer in the family. A game fan since she owned an Atari, Ashtyn can remember when her brother rigged the television so he wouldn’t lose his Super Mario Bros. game. That is, until the power went out! A fan of all things Mario, Ashtyn is a Nintendo loyalist. She digs playing Mario-style RPG games, watching others play violent shooters (because she sucks at them), and playing casual PC games (like Wedding Dash and Cake Mania). As of now, she is into the Wii and Nintendo DS, though she’s certain the games for PS3 and Xbox 360 are more appealing.
Written by: Ashtyn at 12:02 am on February 19, 2008
I honestly thought the New Yorker had more class than this. In 1962, world renowned photographer Bert Stern had a photo shoot with Marilyn Monroe at the Hotel Bel-Air. These photos are now known as “The Last Sitting.” Aptly named, these photos were the last set of nude photos taken by Monroe for any publication. Six weeks later, Monroe who was in a very dark period in her life, died from what looked to be an overdose, though that has been widely disputed.
Nearly 50 years later, 46 if we’re being technical, the photo shoot has been re-shot, this time with Lindsay Lohan on the cover. The same location, clothing, and lighting were used. Everything is the same right down to the smallest detail. Well everything except that the iconic, hauntingly beautiful Monroe, who has been replaced with the used up and worn out Lohan.
Stern chose Lohan because he has a fascination for bad girls. It is sad to see that he picked “this” bad girl, because the pictures do not reflect his talent. Not even his lens could cure fugly, moronic, and undeserving. Not to mention the freckle thing. Good God! Can you say Ginger Alert? Not even that blond mop could take away the obvious signs of Carrot Top. Monroe was a brunette turned blond. She was not filled with freckles. Unfortunately, the look doesn’t suit the pictures, especially when you do a before and after.
Now, as if all of this wasn’t bad enough, the bitch had the nerve to speak. According to reports, Lohan is a nympho. She should consider traveling with a spare cock so that she can shove it in her mouth whenever she is compelled to say something without thinking.
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Ashtyn is definitely the casual gamer in the family. A game fan since she owned an Atari, Ashtyn can remember when her brother rigged the television so he wouldn’t lose his Super Mario Bros. game. That is, until the power went out! A fan of all things Mario, Ashtyn is a Nintendo loyalist. She digs playing Mario-style RPG games, watching others play violent shooters (because she sucks at them), and playing casual PC games (like Wedding Dash and Cake Mania). As of now, she is into the Wii and Nintendo DS, though she’s certain the games for PS3 and Xbox 360 are more appealing.
Written by: Ashtyn at 6:30 pm on February 11, 2008
The news is out that while K-Fed is gallivanting around at Fashion Week (let’s hope he takes some lessons), Lynn Spears is watching the kidlets that K has custody of and Brit Brit doesn’t. Meanwhile, Brit who really loves her children, no matter what accent she is speaking in, has lost custody of her money. K-Fed wants to cut her a break though. Being a good guy and knowing that the crazy bitch loves her little monkeys, he wants to give her a second chance. Well, sort of.
K-Fed has given Brit Brit permission to see the kids. The catch is that Lynn is going to have to be the one to okay things here since she will be the one babysitting the children. Boys, Sean and Jayden, haven’t seen mommy since she went batshit crazy a few weeks ago and lost all custody rights. Sources say that Kevin is close to Lynn (Britney says they do it…Gross!) and that he trusts her judgment with the kids. He hopes that Lynn can help Britney see the light of day…for the kid’s sake.
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Ashtyn is definitely the casual gamer in the family. A game fan since she owned an Atari, Ashtyn can remember when her brother rigged the television so he wouldn’t lose his Super Mario Bros. game. That is, until the power went out! A fan of all things Mario, Ashtyn is a Nintendo loyalist. She digs playing Mario-style RPG games, watching others play violent shooters (because she sucks at them), and playing casual PC games (like Wedding Dash and Cake Mania). As of now, she is into the Wii and Nintendo DS, though she’s certain the games for PS3 and Xbox 360 are more appealing.
You’ve heard of sleepwalking…well now there is peewalking. This is similar to sleepwalking except you multi-task. You have that dream of a rushing river so you get up, but in this case you’re still sound asleep. You begin to walk to the bathroom…or in this case….whatever you want to pee. Then you drop your pants and let the stream fly.
Well….it’s almost like this. Just ask Dee Snyder, the frontman of Twisted Sister. Snyder is a part of a Reality show, Gone Country. Bobby Brown, aka, PeePee Brown, is also on the same show. The winner gets to test the waters in the country music genre. Unfortunately, for Snyder, part of the show involved almost getting peed on by Bobby.
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Ashtyn is definitely the casual gamer in the family. A game fan since she owned an Atari, Ashtyn can remember when her brother rigged the television so he wouldn’t lose his Super Mario Bros. game. That is, until the power went out! A fan of all things Mario, Ashtyn is a Nintendo loyalist. She digs playing Mario-style RPG games, watching others play violent shooters (because she sucks at them), and playing casual PC games (like Wedding Dash and Cake Mania). As of now, she is into the Wii and Nintendo DS, though she’s certain the games for PS3 and Xbox 360 are more appealing.
Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are fighting in public again. Naturally with a failing…well….life, I suppose, it makes sense that you need the blatant exposure with the paparazzi, any way that you can get it. This little tiff occurred at Timbaland’s pre-Grammy celebration. Apparently the junky didn’t know that the trashy ADD ho was going to be there.
As you can expect, when the girls found out the other was there words were exchanged. The event went something like this.
Lindsay: “What the hell is that bitch doing here? I didn’t know she was on the list.”
Paris: “Fuck off you bitch.”
The reason that the two peas in a pod are fighting like two cracked out pigs in a blanket is because of Timbaland. No, they don’t want to do him…well at least I don’t think so. What they want is to work with him. Both bitches assume that he can revitalize their career. The sad thing is that neither of them realizes that you have to have talent for him to make you better.
A source said that both girls want Timbaland to fix their music careers, but neither expected the other to be there. “Both saw the party as an ideal way of getting him on side - but they didn’t count on the other being there.”
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Ashtyn is definitely the casual gamer in the family. A game fan since she owned an Atari, Ashtyn can remember when her brother rigged the television so he wouldn’t lose his Super Mario Bros. game. That is, until the power went out! A fan of all things Mario, Ashtyn is a Nintendo loyalist. She digs playing Mario-style RPG games, watching others play violent shooters (because she sucks at them), and playing casual PC games (like Wedding Dash and Cake Mania). As of now, she is into the Wii and Nintendo DS, though she’s certain the games for PS3 and Xbox 360 are more appealing.
Paula Abdul wants a baby. She wants one bad. She’s 45, the eggs are getting stale and time is running short. Besides, the Coke she drinks each season on AI is probably helping to rot them, considering we all know it’s not really Coke. She feels the contestants on AI are like her children, but like most kids that would be Paula’s they opt for emancipation after a few short months, running off for better things and more interesting addicts.
Needless to say, since the AI kids always dump mommy she is looking for a more permanent situation. She’s told Ladies Home Journal that she really does want a baby. According to an article in the magazine, Paula told LHJ, “I want kids! If it doesn’t happen naturally, I can always adopt! I’ve experienced real loneliness, so I love knowing there’s someone I can share the good and the not-so-good with.”
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Ashtyn is definitely the casual gamer in the family. A game fan since she owned an Atari, Ashtyn can remember when her brother rigged the television so he wouldn’t lose his Super Mario Bros. game. That is, until the power went out! A fan of all things Mario, Ashtyn is a Nintendo loyalist. She digs playing Mario-style RPG games, watching others play violent shooters (because she sucks at them), and playing casual PC games (like Wedding Dash and Cake Mania). As of now, she is into the Wii and Nintendo DS, though she’s certain the games for PS3 and Xbox 360 are more appealing.
Written by: Ashtyn at 8:40 pm on December 28, 2007
Now that the news has sunk in about sweet, little, church going Jamie Lynn and her secret world of sex, which led to a pregnancy, information (in this case it’s gossip) is coming out of the woodwork and it doesn’t look good for her, her image, or Nickelodeon.
Star Magazine is reporting that the father of Jamie Lynn’s baby is not Casey Aldridge, but a much older man that works for Nickelodeon. According to the magazine, no one is confirming this because the man would end up facing statutory rape charges. Casey was not charged, despite being legal, because the former couple are only two years apart in age.
According to Star sources:
“Casey is being paid off to be the family’s fall guy while the real father remains unidentified. The man many suspect is the father, however, would face charges and probably prison time if he were to come forward and admit he had sex with her.”
“In Hollywood, little girls grow up fast, and she is no exception. With everything that has gone on in her family, she needed someone to look up to. But the man she found seems to have completely taken advantage of her.”
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Ashtyn is definitely the casual gamer in the family. A game fan since she owned an Atari, Ashtyn can remember when her brother rigged the television so he wouldn’t lose his Super Mario Bros. game. That is, until the power went out! A fan of all things Mario, Ashtyn is a Nintendo loyalist. She digs playing Mario-style RPG games, watching others play violent shooters (because she sucks at them), and playing casual PC games (like Wedding Dash and Cake Mania). As of now, she is into the Wii and Nintendo DS, though she’s certain the games for PS3 and Xbox 360 are more appealing.
When I think of becoming Paris (Crotch Rocket) Hilton’s best friend it makes me want to vomit a little in my mouth. Once I’ve cleaned that up, I have to consider how many other things I would rather have happen to me instead. For example, I would rather be anally invaded by the nose of a jet than have to be seen with Hilton.
If you know the name Amy Winehouse you certainly know that her hit song “Rehab” was made as a reflection of her life, whether intentional or not. According to friends and all the news stories that have ever surfaced about this crazy bitch, she’s been addicted to drugs like heroine, horse tranqs, cocaine, crack, and who knows what else she might have been able to snag from her veterinarian.
This is by far the best celebrity quote of the day. It has to be. There is absolutely no way around it. This comes straight from the lips of Moby, who used to date Natalie Portman. I never really paid attention to Moby, but if he has such important things to say, I will definitely be paying more attention to him in the future.
I honestly thought the New Yorker had more class than this. In 1962, world renowned photographer Bert Stern had a photo shoot with Marilyn Monroe at the Hotel Bel-Air. These photos are now known as “The Last Sitting.” Aptly named, these photos were the last set of nude photos taken by Monroe for any publication. Six weeks later, Monroe who was in a very dark period in her life, died from what looked to be an overdose, though that has been widely disputed.
The news is out that while K-Fed is gallivanting around at Fashion Week (let’s hope he takes some lessons), Lynn Spears is watching the kidlets that K has custody of and Brit Brit doesn’t. Meanwhile, Brit who really loves her children, no matter what accent she is speaking in, has lost custody of her money. K-Fed wants to cut her a break though. Being a good guy and knowing that the crazy bitch loves her little monkeys, he wants to give her a second chance. Well, sort of.
You’ve heard of sleepwalking…well now there is peewalking. This is similar to sleepwalking except you multi-task. You have that dream of a rushing river so you get up, but in this case you’re still sound asleep. You begin to walk to the bathroom…or in this case….whatever you want to pee. Then you drop your pants and let the stream fly.
Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are fighting in public again. Naturally with a failing…well….life, I suppose, it makes sense that you need the blatant exposure with the paparazzi, any way that you can get it. This little tiff occurred at Timbaland’s pre-Grammy celebration. Apparently the junky didn’t know that the trashy ADD ho was going to be there.
Paula Abdul wants a baby. She wants one bad. She’s 45, the eggs are getting stale and time is running short. Besides, the Coke she drinks each season on AI is probably helping to rot them, considering we all know it’s not really Coke. She feels the contestants on AI are like her children, but like most kids that would be Paula’s they opt for emancipation after a few short months, running off for better things and more interesting addicts.
Now that the news has sunk in about sweet, little, church going Jamie Lynn and her secret world of sex, which led to a pregnancy, information (in this case it’s gossip) is coming out of the woodwork and it doesn’t look good for her, her image, or Nickelodeon.
