Born Again Baby Killer Denied Release
The craziest bitch in the Manson family has been denied early release from prison according to TMZ. Susan Atkins, known as one of the most prominent females in the Manson family (famous for cutting out Sharon Tate’s baby and writing Pig on the wall with the blood) has been in prison, along with Charlie and the others for decades. Now, Susan is a born again Christian who has only six months to live due to brain cancer. Susan wants out on the compassionate release program. Funny thing is, the crazy bitch almost made it out.

Looks like the L.A. County DA is the one to thank for her remaining locked up where she belongs. He said, “[Atkins] has failed to demonstrate genuine remorse and lacks insight and understanding of the gravity of her crimes.”

With that in mind, she will be remaining in prison for life, as planned.

Baby News
Paris Hilton is an ignorant, ugly slut that wants to get pregnant because she thinks that will make her popular again. So, while begging her puppy dog boyfriend, Benji, to knock her up, she spends her time wearing outfits that try to fool us into thinking that she might be pregnant. Seriously, like no one would know if the end of the world were approaching? Someone needs to do the world a favor and laser her uterus out while she’s trying to get her groove on in Vegas.

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are reportedly turning down deals for pictures of their first born, Sunday Rose Urban Kidman. It has not yet been released whether or not they will offer pictures, but it is being rumored that if they do, they might be given out for free. What a novel idea, considering bidding is as high as $3 million for Matthew McConaughey’s new son Levi and as high as $20 million for Brad and Angie’s twins, Knox and Vivienne.

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Ashtyn is definitely the casual gamer in the family. A game fan since she owned an Atari, Ashtyn can remember when her brother rigged the television so he wouldn't lose his Super Mario Bros. game. That is, until the power went out! A fan of all things Mario, Ashtyn is a Nintendo loyalist. She digs playing Mario-style RPG games, watching others play violent shooters (because she sucks at them), and playing casual PC games (like Wedding Dash and Cake Mania). As of now, she is into the Wii and Nintendo DS, though she's certain the games for PS3 and Xbox 360 are more appealing.

The idea of Courtney Love loosing powder is absolutely absurd. Now, you might want to take this news with a grain of salt, because it’s possible that Love was high and she snorted Cobain away. Anyway, the news is that Kurt Cobain’s ashes are missing. Love is saying that someone stole them. Apparently, she sprinkled some ashes in New York, some in Washington, and she kept some for herself.

She spoke to News of the World and told them:
“I can’t believe anyone would take Kurt’s ashes from me. I find it disgusting and right now I’m suicidal. If I don’t get them back I don’t know what I’ll do. The sad news will sicken the millions of Cobain and Nirvana fans worldwide. They were all I had left of my husband. I used to take them everywhere with me just so I could feel Kurt was still with me. Now it feels like I have lost him all over again.”

The fact that Love is claiming she’s suicidal is mildly comical since she’s been trying to kill herself for years. Sure, maybe not in the same way Cobain did, but she’s trying in her own special way. Adding that Kurt used to be toted around with her is even more amusing. You can just see her carrying her urn to drug deals and facing it the opposite way when she’s with her new boyfriends. I wonder if she would drop a little heroin or coke into the urn when she was getting a fix? I mean, it would have been just like old times. No wonder she’s distraught, she lost her crack buddy. You know what they say. It’s only an addiction when you’re getting fucked up alone.

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Written by Ashtyn - Visit Website
Ashtyn is definitely the casual gamer in the family. A game fan since she owned an Atari, Ashtyn can remember when her brother rigged the television so he wouldn't lose his Super Mario Bros. game. That is, until the power went out! A fan of all things Mario, Ashtyn is a Nintendo loyalist. She digs playing Mario-style RPG games, watching others play violent shooters (because she sucks at them), and playing casual PC games (like Wedding Dash and Cake Mania). As of now, she is into the Wii and Nintendo DS, though she's certain the games for PS3 and Xbox 360 are more appealing.

After ten years of marriage, and a total of seventeen years as a couple Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and wife Dany Garcia Johnson have decided to call their relationship quits. The separation was announced on Friday by The Rock in People Magazine.

The Rock told People:
“We’ve been fortunate enough to spend the last 17 years together as a couple and look forward to spending the rest our lives together as best friends and business partners. We will continue to advance and manage our business interests, our philanthropic efforts and most importantly the raising of our child together.”

As for raising their child together, TMZ is reporting that the two have agreed to both place $5,000 a month in a trust for their daughter, Simone. The seven year old will get to spend equal time with her parents who have agreed to share custody. Alimony will not be exchanged though The Rock will give a total of $22,454 per month to his ex-wife for child support.

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Written by Ashtyn - Visit Website
Ashtyn is definitely the casual gamer in the family. A game fan since she owned an Atari, Ashtyn can remember when her brother rigged the television so he wouldn't lose his Super Mario Bros. game. That is, until the power went out! A fan of all things Mario, Ashtyn is a Nintendo loyalist. She digs playing Mario-style RPG games, watching others play violent shooters (because she sucks at them), and playing casual PC games (like Wedding Dash and Cake Mania). As of now, she is into the Wii and Nintendo DS, though she's certain the games for PS3 and Xbox 360 are more appealing.

Charley Hill and Linda Hogan are an item. Before we get into the torrid details of their love I think we should offer them a nickname. We can’t use their last names because they are too similar. So I’m thinking we can go with Linley. Of course, this is a preliminary name. We might come up with something better down the road.

So, Hogan, who is the mother of two kids, both of which are pretty close to the legal age (Brooke is already legal, Jailboy is not), has decided to pick herself up some young meat. When I say young I mean 19 years old. If she wants a young guy that’s cool, but it’s a little odd that Mommy is playing in her son’s playground while he is off serving time in the clink.

According to TMZ, Charley was friends with Nick Hogan as a kid. In fact, they served as altar boys at a Florida church during their much younger youth. Charley was just one grade ahead of Nick and the boys would often play sports on the same teams.

You know what they say, people that pray together, stay together! Does this mean we will be seeing a lot more of Linley in the future? I don’t have an answer to that, but I think we should send condom donations to them, just in case. That’s definitely one baby bump I don’t want to see grow into existence.

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Written by Ashtyn - Visit Website
Ashtyn is definitely the casual gamer in the family. A game fan since she owned an Atari, Ashtyn can remember when her brother rigged the television so he wouldn't lose his Super Mario Bros. game. That is, until the power went out! A fan of all things Mario, Ashtyn is a Nintendo loyalist. She digs playing Mario-style RPG games, watching others play violent shooters (because she sucks at them), and playing casual PC games (like Wedding Dash and Cake Mania). As of now, she is into the Wii and Nintendo DS, though she's certain the games for PS3 and Xbox 360 are more appealing.

Once you have as many kids as Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have it hardly becomes breaking news. It’s just another day in the Jolie-Pitt family. However, on Sunday it is being reported that Angelina Jolie popped in France and her twin daughters with Brad Pitt have been born.

According to several reports including ones from E News and The Insider, the twin girls have been named Isla Marcheline and Amelie Jane. The names were after both grandmothers. Isla Marcheline received her name in honor of Angelina’s late mother and Amelie Jane in honor of Brad’s mom.

According to inside sources, both mother and babies are doing fantastic. If rumors are correct, Jolie gave birth Sunday evening at a Catholic clinic in Aix-en-Provence. It has been said that Jolie flew her doctor from California to France for the big moment. Of course, no official word has been given, but it does appear that the twins have been born.

The twins join the other children of Jolie-Pitt including Maddox, Zahara, Shiloh, and Pax. Keep in mind though that this may not be true. A few months back it was heavily rumored that the pair had wed in New Orleans, though it was later found to be just rumors and this could be, as well.

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Written by Ashtyn - Visit Website
Ashtyn is definitely the casual gamer in the family. A game fan since she owned an Atari, Ashtyn can remember when her brother rigged the television so he wouldn't lose his Super Mario Bros. game. That is, until the power went out! A fan of all things Mario, Ashtyn is a Nintendo loyalist. She digs playing Mario-style RPG games, watching others play violent shooters (because she sucks at them), and playing casual PC games (like Wedding Dash and Cake Mania). As of now, she is into the Wii and Nintendo DS, though she's certain the games for PS3 and Xbox 360 are more appealing.