Born Again Baby Killer Denied Release
The craziest bitch in the Manson family has been denied early release from prison according to TMZ. Susan Atkins, known as one of the most prominent females in the Manson family (famous for cutting out Sharon Tate’s baby and writing Pig on the wall with the blood) has been in prison, along with Charlie and the others for decades. Now, Susan is a born again Christian who has only six months to live due to brain cancer. Susan wants out on the compassionate release program. Funny thing is, the crazy bitch almost made it out.

Looks like the L.A. County DA is the one to thank for her remaining locked up where she belongs. He said, “[Atkins] has failed to demonstrate genuine remorse and lacks insight and understanding of the gravity of her crimes.”

With that in mind, she will be remaining in prison for life, as planned.

Baby News
Paris Hilton is an ignorant, ugly slut that wants to get pregnant because she thinks that will make her popular again. So, while begging her puppy dog boyfriend, Benji, to knock her up, she spends her time wearing outfits that try to fool us into thinking that she might be pregnant. Seriously, like no one would know if the end of the world were approaching? Someone needs to do the world a favor and laser her uterus out while she’s trying to get her groove on in Vegas.

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are reportedly turning down deals for pictures of their first born, Sunday Rose Urban Kidman. It has not yet been released whether or not they will offer pictures, but it is being rumored that if they do, they might be given out for free. What a novel idea, considering bidding is as high as $3 million for Matthew McConaughey’s new son Levi and as high as $20 million for Brad and Angie’s twins, Knox and Vivienne.

Speaking of new babies Ingo Rademacher, of General Hospital, and fiancée Ehiku, have named their new son…Peanut. That’s right, Peanut Kai Rademacher. Lil Peanut was born on Friday, July 11. Meanwhile, still pregnant Minnie Driver has announced that the father of her baby (which will either be named Thomas or Isabel, depending on the sex) will not be in the delivery room when said child is born. She doesn’t know if she will be staying with him anyway, so why bother inviting him in?

Madge, Chris, and A-Rod Sittin’ in a Tree
So, Madonna has never had a shortage of men in her life, why should now be any different? These days the two men we’re hearing the most about are her brother, who wrote the new tell-all Madonna book, as if there was anything left to say, and A-Rod her supposed new lover. When it comes to her brother, he is yapping to make sure his book sales are up. He talked to Extra about Madonna’s men. What it came down to was that Madonna loved Sean Penn more than anyone, and Chris did, too. They were blood brothers! Warren Beatty was a weirdo that dug through Madonna’s trash and Guy is credited with tearing the siblings apart. You know what I say…nothing brings a family back together than a trashy tell-all novel about the estranged family members.

As for A-Rod, as you might expect he isn’t saying a word about his newfound, supposed sexual association with the queen of Kabbalah. In fact, he’s not saying much of anything other than he’s having a difficult time. He doesn’t need to talk though because the lawyers for Mrs. Rod are saying plenty. Recently, the lawyers for Mrs. A-Rod put in a court request that A-Rod return any tape recordings from wiretapping or surveillance that he had done on his wife.

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This year’s Bravo Awards were hosted by Kathy Griffin. The less than liked comedian did at least one, semi-humorous skit and had plenty to say during her stint. Here are some of the most, off-the-wall shots from the festivities.

And the Award goes to Sluttiest Bitch on TV!
I didn’t watch the awards, but yeah this looks like Tila won some award. I’m not sure of the purpose of the Bravo awards, but I always thought they were given to the winner of the best shows on Bravo. Either way, I can only imagine what this hooch won! Hooker of the year maybe?

Who’s Zebra threw up?
Not sure who the hell Rachel Dratch is, but that is one ugly dress. The expression on her face seems to match the ugliness of her outfit. It looks as though everyone thought the Bravo Awards were that unimportant they just threw on any old thing!

PETA Called: They Want their Ostrich Back
I have to wonder if PETA thew blood on Nikki Taylor’s shoes because the former fashion model has gone color blind. While the top of her outfit looks okay, it looks like she killed an ostrich and wrapped the dead carcus around her waist to make her skirt.

Cho Whose Your Super Hero?
Margaret Cho has never been known for her fashion sense, but the blue spandex totally reminds me of Superman or some other tight wearing superhero. Too bad it doesn’t go with the knee high boots, black top or assorted array of tattoos. While she definitely looks like someone who could have dated Quentin Tarantino, I’m not sure that’s a good selling point.

Hey! Look at My Tits!
I could only imagine that Lauren Hutton wore this see-thru top to show off her bra so we all wouldn’t notice the humongous gap between her front teeth. The only other conclusion I’ve come up with is maybe its her plea with Hooters to give her a job. It’s not like she’s doing much of anything else these days anyway!

Look Ma! I made My Dong Bigger!
Lance Bass helped Kathy Griffin out in a series of skits, one in which it looks like he’s going to shove a dildo up her…well I don’t really want to think of where. All I can imagine is he had to use a fake dong since his real one is to small to get on camera.

Here’s more proof Lance has a little wee wee….

As you can see it doesn’t take much to cover up his ding dong.

Oops! My Boobie Fell Out…Again!
Hasn’t the Janet-Justin thing been overdone? Though I do think the prosthetic boobs was a nice touch. It’s sure to be the latest way women in Hollywood decide to make their boobs bigger.

Pause…and Take a Silent Moment…
I think this picture speaks for itself. I don’t need to say a word…just sit and wonder how the train wreck started. Poor plaid…it didn’t ask to be put on her body. Much like Britney’s babies that came out of her vagina, the plaid didn’t ask to be here.

WTF is That?!
After seeing this, that’s what my boyfriend, Dom, said about model Holly Kiser’s outfit. I mean, c’mon! Her tits aren’t even big enough to hold up those belt straps and someone needs to call PETA pronto. It looks like a whole fleet of birds have been plucked to make her skirt (or maybe they just skinned a rabbit). Sorry, I’m not down with my fur/feather knowledge.

Is this a picture of Perez Hilton’s Evil Nemesis?
At least his hair’s not multi-colored. You have to give Christian Siriano that much credit. Still, he’s equally as creepy and disgusting. I don’t care who this guy is or what he designs. He’s a troll. Enough said!

Jenny Craig Called…We want You Caroline!
Didn’t Caroline used to be on The Biggest Loser? I guess she didn’t follow their diet. She must have consulted Kirstie Alley for weight loss tips instead, because wow, Caroline has become a heifer! In the battle of the twinkies, I think it’s safe to say they won.

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Just when you thought it was safe to hang out at the courthouse the trailer park duo are back at it again! This time around White Oprah is getting sued by “Jesus, You are My Savior”, Michael Lohan. If White Oprah doesn’t show up, she could face jail time or imprisonment, according to the NY Daily News. That’s hot. I wonder if she could get Paris’ old cell. Gee, I hope they changed the sheets.

Father Lohan (you know that crack head wants to be the ultimate vessel of God), is suing White Oprah because she isn’t letting him see their son Cody (who knew they even have a son? Where do they keep him?) and their daughter Ali. We all know Ali because she was the one watching Lindsay look-alike porn with her mom on their reality show Living Lohan.

Michael is claiming in court papers that White Oprah is a drunken slut. Alright, he didn’t say slut, exactly, but you know he’s thinking it. He’s probably mad that she started doing anal right after she got done doing him that way. He says that the bitch drinks in front of the kids and she never brings them to the court ordered visits. Apparently, she’s so drunk all the time that Michael claims that she even shows up to therapy smashed.

On April 15, the court documents state that Michael saw Dina sitting hung over in family therapy. He goes on to say, “She apparently had spent the prior evening binge-drinking at various nightclubs until the wee hours of the morning.”

As if all of that wasn’t enough here is the real shocker. Hold on to your panties because I know this one will get you! Michael claims that Dina is using Lindsay’s notoriety to gain her own popularity! The fucking nerve of him, talking about pure and chaste (porn watching) Dina that way! What a dick! He says, “Dina is a wannabe living off Lindsay’s fame.”

Meanwhile, Dina has no comment. Like Dina, I have no comment either. I’ve been told its a sin to take “God’s” name in vain.

Technorati Tags: Dina Lohan, Michael Lohan, Cody, Ali, Lindsay Lohan, Family Court, Family Therapy, Drunk, Slut, Anal

The idea of Courtney Love loosing powder is absolutely absurd. Now, you might want to take this news with a grain of salt, because it’s possible that Love was high and she snorted Cobain away. Anyway, the news is that Kurt Cobain’s ashes are missing. Love is saying that someone stole them. Apparently, she sprinkled some ashes in New York, some in Washington, and she kept some for herself.

She spoke to News of the World and told them:
“I can’t believe anyone would take Kurt’s ashes from me. I find it disgusting and right now I’m suicidal. If I don’t get them back I don’t know what I’ll do. The sad news will sicken the millions of Cobain and Nirvana fans worldwide. They were all I had left of my husband. I used to take them everywhere with me just so I could feel Kurt was still with me. Now it feels like I have lost him all over again.”

The fact that Love is claiming she’s suicidal is mildly comical since she’s been trying to kill herself for years. Sure, maybe not in the same way Cobain did, but she’s trying in her own special way. Adding that Kurt used to be toted around with her is even more amusing. You can just see her carrying her urn to drug deals and facing it the opposite way when she’s with her new boyfriends. I wonder if she would drop a little heroin or coke into the urn when she was getting a fix? I mean, it would have been just like old times. No wonder she’s distraught, she lost her crack buddy. You know what they say. It’s only an addiction when you’re getting fucked up alone.

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Tatum O’Neal is not one of those ungracious crackheads like Whitney Houston or Amy Winehole. Rather than try to further deny her junkie-ness or cover it up she has decided to thank the officers that arrested her. According to O’Neal, the men in blue “saved” her.

As you may recall, Tatum was caught buying crack from a homeless guy in NYC. O’Neal realized how the situation might look so she promptly informed the police that the crack wasn’t for her. It was for a part she was researching. She was going to be playing a junkie and needed some experience. She forgot about the better part of her life, apparently. I mean shit, how much experience does she need? Maybe we should pitch in and buy her a coke bath?! We want to make sure she gets her part down pat!

You should know though that while she was caught buying crack she is maintaining her sobriety. In fact, O’Neal informed the New York Post of this, saying “Just when I was about to change that and wreck my life, the cops came and saved me!”

So, what made her jump off the track and start looking for crack? Her dog died. Three weeks ago O’Neal’s dog died and nothing has been able to get her out of the funk she’s in. She’s been to therapy, but it hasn’t helped. Her 12 step program for alcohol isn’t helping cure the pain either. Naturally, since she can’t have a drink, she decided to light up. Give her a break. There ain’t no “C” in “AA”.

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Am I the only person that had no clue this was going to be on last night? Not that it particularly matters because I probably would have continued watching Ninja Warrior and left this post the way it is going to be. I have a sick fascination with that show, but that’s for another post. This is all about those who turned up last night for the awards. Here are some of the highlights.

One out of four, is better than none
Well we all know that Rumer is fugly, I can’t get over the Demi hair with the Bruce body, and it’s just too creepy for me. The girl next to her is having some fashion issues with that print dress and then there is Katherine McPhee. Is it just me or does she have this, “I am totally a star” look on her face? Anyway, at least Anna looks cute, for the most part.

MTV’s Best Dressed
Admit it. You know Rob Schneider was the best dressed of the evening. With an outfit like that he was definitely dressed for success. He wasn’t even messing around with those knock-off dresses like Paris Hilton was, though that’s for another story.

Although…
Schneider might be one of the best dressed of the night, inquiring minds want to know…Does Britney realize that someone has stolen her weave?

I love you But…
I am huge Charlize supporter and feel that she is definitely one of the biggest talents in younger Hollywood. However, what is this outfit all about? I know that MTV is semi-casual, but while the shoes are hot, they don’t match the leggings, the bag is just nasty, and the corset top gives her a baby bump. Then again, maybe it’s a baby bump giving her that on its own, but still, the top isn’t working for me.

Fleeting Thoughts
So, I am Jennifer Hudson and I’m getting ready for the movie awards. I’m thinking to myself, how can I accentuate my outfit with a splash of color and make myself look like a $2 hooker? Oh, I know! I will wear my bra sticking four inches out of my dress. Here’s a lesson dimwit. Pink lace and red belts don’t go together very well.

Johnny Depp?!
I swear I saw this picture and didn’t know who he was. Between him playing Jack Sparrow and Sweeney Todd (which he both won for last night) I think I forgot what regular old Johnny Depp looks like. In seeing this, I have to say, it’s not a bad sight. Although, I’m sure my nephew would rather see him in pirate gear than like this, but hey, he’s three.

When it Doubt…
When you’re running late and you don’t have a dress for the MTV awards, what do you do? Pull a Liv Tyler and just pull down your curtains and fold them over artistically. No one will ever know. If you can get past the dress, Liv is her normal, lovely self.

I wonder…
While Lindsay was snapped all over the place at the awards, she apparently left her lesbian lover at home. Now, we all know how much she likes men, so it’s clear that she doesn’t bat for just one team. That has become even clearer as she stands there with Verne Troyer. You can just tell by the look on her face that she’s wondering if he would fit. Like all of him. His whole body. Meanwhile, he’s just like…you wish bitch.

Ruffle Attack ‘08
Lucy Walsh was probably my favorite girl on Rock the Cradle. It was sad to see her go and even worse to know that no talent hack Latanzzi got to stay because her goth-porn, emorexic fan base voted when they should have been out at therapy or looking for jobs. Anyway, I don’t even know if I can comment on this dress. It is beyond my scope of creativity. I love Lucy, but this dress scares me.

Pink Prom Dreams
Megan Fox was seen last night wearing a couple of dresses. Naturally, some were better than others. This was the dress she arrived in. It reminds me of an easy girl’s version of a prom dress. Not to say she is easy, I wouldn’t know that for sure. And by the way, I love Marilyn Monroe, but that seriously has to be the worst place for a tattoo on a chick. Ever.

No Comment
I love the shoes that Nicole is wearing. I really do. I get the whole fat thing, too. She’s like one of the few people that didn’t lose a considerable amount of weight when she was on Dancing with the Stars. However, what I don’t get is why fat people need to dress in the loudest prints on the planet. I don’t mind the top half of this dress. In fact, I think it makes her look flattering. The bottom half looks like she found a nice, silk tablecloth to wrap herself in. Considering the style I am going to assume this would be from the Sandra Lee collection. After all, she does love her cocktails.

Oooh That’s Hot!
Other pictures have Joel’s little brother caressing Paris’ thigh. Let’s hope he doesn’t get an infection. Anyway, this is not about their nefarious sexual habits. Instead, it’s about the dress that Paris is wearing. Who knew Steve and Barry’s was having a sale? Better yet, who knew this dress would be the hottest in Hollywood? Apparently no one sent a blackberry to tell Paris that Janelle Perry wore this same exact dress to Palms Place Hotel Opening a day earlier. I may not know who Perry is, but it’s obvious she’s got one up on Hilton. That’s hot!

Rainn Wilson’s Roses
I always say, if you’re going to the movie awards you should always come prepared. Other pictures have him covering himself with a teddy bear. He’s after someone’s heart for sure. What’s next? Candy coveralls? Just be careful, those might melt!

Scientology Diet
Is it just me or do you agree that if this top became a button down, Tom Cruise would morph into Mr. Rogers? It’s creepy how he looks normal, but he’s actually the Scientology Monster of Doom. Needless to say, this pseudo-children’s show outfit makes him look relatively harmless while he’s waiting for the mothership to arrive.

Pimpin with the Cruise Control
I had to throw this in for all the wheelers out there! Verne is sporting a hot little ride here to move him into the awards. Sure, it looks like he’s wearing the exact same shirt from last night at the Palms Place, but who cares! He’s cool.

Wicked Witch of the City
I like Sarah Jessica Parker. I really do. However, the question has to be asked…Who taught this bitch how to dress? Those boots don’t match that dress. Her hair reminds me of a witch. You know, one of those ones you see trying to eat little children. I don’t know. I hate the boots most of all. I might be able to live with the dress, but the boots should be buried so that she never makes the mistake of wearing them again.

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Tatum O’Neal has been candid about her struggles with addiction in the past. She has been honest about drugs she has done and where it has gotten her, but last night she decided that addiction was going to win. Unfortunately, when she went to get her fix, she ended up getting busted instead. Tatum who is 44 years old was caught buying cocaine and crack last night.

According to reports by The Post, the actress who won an Oscar at a mere 10 years old for her work on Paper Moon, was arrested at around 7:30 PM by detectives from Manhattan South Narcotics that work Clinton Street between Grand and East Broadway. The area where she was trying to score was mere blocks from her lower East Side luxury pad.

The funny thing is not that she was doing crack, because crack isn’t funny. It was the excuses she gave the police when they planned to take her in. She told them she was researching the part of a junkie. I don’t mean to point out the obvious, but, life experience is all that she would need for that part!

According to sources when police approached, O’Neal went into begging mode, saying, “You know who I am, right? I’m researching a part – I’m doing this for a part as a junkie. Can’t we just forget about this?”

Apparently, we can’t.

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Not that there is anything wrong with that sort of thing, of course. It’s just when you hear the name Josh Groban you don’t immediately think pot. Instead you might find yourself thinking about suburban soccer moms screaming when they hear his intense songs of inspiration, like “You Raise Me Up”. Nonetheless, Groban has admitted that he’s spent some time in Amsterdam and by the way he talks about the hilarious moments that he spent with bandmates watching bowling, it becomes obvious what he was doing there.

The interview by Men’s Style offers plenty of interesting tidbits about Grobin that you might not have known.

The highlights include:

On Smoking Pot:

“Hey, do you remember, in Amsterdam, like, how funny bowling got all of a sudden?” Groban asks. “I don’t even remember Amsterdam,” says drummer Craig MacIntyre. “Never mind,” Groban says abruptly, prompting gales of laughter. But he continues the story anyway: “We were in that café”—he pauses meaningfully—“uh, for coffee. And, um, it was on TV and we’re like, ‘Oh, bowling’s on!’ And then, like, an hour later we were like”—he affects a stoner voice straight out of a Harold & Kumar movie—“‘Look at the way they’re squatting!’”

On His Voice:

“People will see a poster of me walking through the desert with, like, a who-can-have-the-most-serious-stare-contest stare on my face,” he says, “and I sing a lot of songs that are very serious, my voice is classically trained . . . ”

On Kid Rock and the Paparazzi:

“I had Kid Rock over after the Emmys. It’s like three in the morning and I’m like, ‘Come on down to my place! Yeah. I told him, ‘You’re totally ruining your image—you gotta get out of here!’”

Technorati Tags: Josh Groban, Pothead, Pot, Amsterdam, Kid Rock, Paparazzi, Interview, Bowling

It seems impossible to go through a day without a piece of news about Lindsay Lohan. Today brings a couple of pieces on the former coked out celeb. I say former, not because I think she’s drug free, but because she has the sense to wipe the powder from her nose these days. Anyway, the first bit of news deals with Lindsay and her disinterest in seeing her father, who so rudely outed her lesbian love romp, as if America wasn’t smart enough to figure it out already. Micheal, the AA Douche of the Year, promptly recanted, claiming that his words were misunderstood, but we got them just fine.

So, Lindsay doesn’t want to see her daddy, but he wants to save her soul. To do this he has decided to plant himself outside of the Peninsula Hotel where Loho and SamRo were staying due to Sam’s deejaying gig. Lindsay ended up leaving the hotel early when she learned that Michael was looking for her. I can’t say I blame her. If you’ve read one ministry pamphlet you’ve read them all.

When Michael didn’t get in touch with his daughter he came back to the hotel the night of Sam’s event. He knew Lindsay would show up to support her lover so he sat outside waiting for his daughter to arrive.

Sources tell the NY Post:

“Michael was staking out the lobby and waiting for Lindsay to make an appearance,” said the source, “It was freaky. He was sitting on the steps and texting like mad, and looking very upset that she hadn’t arrived.”

In other Lindsay news, last night Lindsay and her DJ girlfriend were spotted at the Century City Hospital. Apparently the two were in the emergency room and reports are saying that Sam was the one to bring Lindsay in. The two were there for about two hours and then Sam took her home. Currently, there is no word on the reason for the visit, though we will keep you updated once we find out why the lovebirds were there.

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Amy Winehouse is back at it. Of course, this time it’s not so much about her doing it (at least not where we can see). This time Alex Haines, the guy hired to keep her on the straight and narrow, was seen and arrested for smoking crack. What exactly was he supposed to keep her off of? Horse Tranquilizers?

Whatever it was didn’t work because after the security camera told all, Wino’s label fired him faster than she could dump some LSD into her McDonald’s Chocolate Shake.

The NY Daily News Reports:

Haines was originally brought into the fold to keep Winehouse, who has a history of problems with drugs and alcohol, on the straight and narrow. The singer’s mom raved about Haines last month, telling the U.K.’s Daily Mail that he’s “a lovely boy” who was a good influence on her daughter. Whoops.

Winehouse and Haines have been plagued by reports that they’re a couple, which didn’t sit too well with Winehouse’s incarcerated husband, Blake Fielder-Civil. “Alex was a good friend to Amy but he caused massive rows for her with Blake,” a pal said. “He couldn’t stand hearing they were sleeping together.”

If they are going to have a crackhead take care of Amy why don’t they just get Blake out on work release?! Not only would he keep her clean it would give me plenty of things to talk about every single day.

Technorati Tags: Amy Winehouse, Crack, Alex Haines, Blake Fielder-Civil, Drugs, LSD, Horse Tranquilizers, Security Cameras