Whatever he said he didn’t mean it. Maybe it was the alcohol. Oh wait, nevermind. His story, this time, is that his comments were taken out of context. US Weekly says that Michael sent them an email about his carpet munching, cokehead daughter after he saw her sucking face in Cannes with Samantha Ronson. He said the relationship between the two is evident to anyone with half a brain.

Unfortunately for me, I have a whole brain and those are some visuals that don’t go away even with vodka!

He went on to tell them:

Just like the Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn’t want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false. [She] is a big girl, and she can make her own life choices. Then it is between her and God.”

Micheal is recanting his statements now though. This time he is doing it with the NY Daily News.

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Broadway is the new place that hopeless, talentless crackheads go to die. It’s the new Las Vegas from the looks of things. Just about anyone can be considered for a spot on Broadway. If you think I’m kidding, think back a few months to when Tori Spelling and her husband Dean almost ended up in the hit Broadway show, ‘Chicago’.

Well now they have done it again. Rumor has it that they want to turn sweet, simple Sandra Dee into a blonde-haired Rizzo to be. That’s right, someone wants Britney Spears to play the part of Sandra Dee in Grease. Some say (while they are drunk) that Britney looks the part of Sandra. The only problem is she can’t act (if you were one of the three that saw Crossroads you’d know this) and she can’t sing (”Do Sumthin’” was not her finest moment).

I could almost ignore this with Broadway’s reputation, but apparently London is lowering their credentials, too. Rumor has it that a West End production of Tennessee Williams’ ‘A Streetcar Named Desire’ could have Brit Brit in the lead role of Blanche DuBois.

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Ok, we all know you can’t just “become” a lesbian, but maybe Lindsay Lohan has been harboring deeply hidden torches for women for a long time. It’s not against the rules of life to be bisexual and while LoHo obviously loves the c-ck, recent photos and eye witness accounts suggest the rehab princess has found a lady love.

Their names fit well togehter; Linds Lo and Sam Ro, or should we say popular NYC DJ, Samantha Ronson, who has been inseparable from Lohan in recent weeks. Lindsay accompanies Samantha when she DJs and they both go out partying and traveling together. Like LoHo, Samantha seems to have gotten around. This can be seen in photos from just a few months ago where Mary Kate Olsen is pressed up against Ronson, at the club, with some sort of lustful gaze in her eyes. Apparently, Ronson has an eye for the young celebrities in Hollywood…or they have an eye for her!

While LoHo and SamRo claim they’re just friends People.com is reporting that the duo was spotted on P. Diddy’s yacht holding hands and ‘being affectionate’ with one another. That sounds like another female pair that were ‘just friends’…Joan Jett and Carmen Electra. We all know that they were getting some action together so it is safe to say LoHo and SamRo have gone with the flow, if you know what I mean.

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TMZ is reporting that Amy Winehouse, Grammy Winner and Crackhead, has just been arrested by Scotland Yard on suspicion of assault. She currently sits, waiting, at the Holborn Police Station. When this story was originally reported she was supposed to be able to be released within an hour.

However, now the police are keeping her until midnight tonight. She was accused of head-butting someone outside of a London bar. The most she can do in prison would be 6 months of time. This shouldn’t phase her too much because if London is anything like the US, the drugs are better in prison anyway.

The Scotland Yard has been investigating this incident since it occurred. Apparently, a 38 year old man wanted to be nice and tried to hail Wino a cab. Being the sultry, sex temptress that she is, she assumed he was trying to molest her and proceeded to fuck him up. Unfortunately, he really was just trying to hail the crazy bitch a cab. I mean really, would you molest that?!

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Michelle Rodriquez has had plenty of rumors swirling around about her and her sexuality. In fact, there have been so many questions and rumors that she is sick of hearing them. She’s even sicker of answering questions about them.

She told Latina Magazine in an Interview recently:

“I don’t answer those questions. I just keep it to myself and it’s nobody’s business. If I want to fuck a girl, a boy, a dog - that’s my business. That’s why there are bathroom doors.”

“What the majority of people want to know is what I’m doing with my vagina, and I think that’s sick. What do you care who I’m dating? I can tell when somebody just wants to know about sex. And it makes me sick.”

“I picture those people turning into pigs, slime coming out the side of their mouth, and I picture them jerking off.”

I can’t speak for all of America, but I most certainly do not want to know what she’s doing with her vagina. If she’s growing a series of intricate cobwebs in there or whatever that’s her own business and I’m staying out of her vagina (literally).

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Rupert Grint might be a young man on the prowl (for what, I don’t know and am not asking), but he seems to be smart enough to know the pussy that needs to be avoided. Girls like Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are on his list of bitches to avoid. I guess that means he will not be joining the desperate attempt of Paris to find a new BFF. That’s too bad. They would have looked posh together.

Grint told the Sun recently that these kinds of girls are just bad news. In fact, he’s met Lindsay, but she’s boring, talks about herself too much, and she can’t act. In all fairness she was a cock coke addict when they met. She had to entertain herself in some way and he wasn’t offering to let her do a blow job, so what did he expect?

He told the Sun:

“I met Lindsay last summer and she talked about herself a lot. She said she was going to win an Oscar before she turns 25. I just kept thinking, ‘but you can’t act’.”

When speaking of Paris he said:

“I haven’t met Paris and don’t want to either. She and Lindsay are the type of girls you need to stay away from.”

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If you know the name Amy Winehouse you certainly know that her hit song “Rehab” was made as a reflection of her life, whether intentional or not. According to friends and all the news stories that have ever surfaced about this crazy bitch, she’s been addicted to drugs like heroine, horse tranqs, cocaine, crack, and who knows what else she might have been able to snag from her veterinarian.

When we aren’t talking drugs, Amy has been addicted to everything from her husband Blake (Blake incarcerated, as she called him at the Grammies) to things like…knitting…though she has gotten help for the knitting thing and really only relapses once in a while.

Her new thing could be much deadlier than anything mentioned before. Showbiz Spy has reported that Amy’s newest addiction is IRONING! Can you imagine? I mean, my momma always told me not to operate heavy machinery….or really hot household items when fucked up.

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My two favorite nasty sluts celebrities are back at it again, though this time LoHo is at the forefront of this drama. Seems she was paid to host this celebrity fashion event where 13 ultra posh designers gifted swag to a group of A-list celebrities. The event, taking place at a Scandinavian Style Mansion in Beverly Hills was set up by Claus Hjelmbak and according to Page Six, he is mighty pissed at the Cocaine Queen.

“I’m grossly disappointed in Lindsay for not fulfilling her contractual duties,” is what Claus has said on the matter according to Page Six.

When Lindsay walked because she saw Paris’ Handbag line being displayed on a sponsor board, it was Paris herself to take on hosting duties and clean up Loho’s mess. Claus went on to say, “Paris truly saved the night. She was very gracious to everyone and was the life of the party.” Yeah…we’re sure she was!

Paris arrived at the mansion to handle the event with boyfriend Benji Madden. Isn’t that cute…Nicole is with Joel and Paris with Benji. Since they are all musically inclined, maybe they can start a new band together…a dysfunctional version of The Jets or something.

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I honestly thought the New Yorker had more class than this. In 1962, world renowned photographer Bert Stern had a photo shoot with Marilyn Monroe at the Hotel Bel-Air. These photos are now known as “The Last Sitting.” Aptly named, these photos were the last set of nude photos taken by Monroe for any publication. Six weeks later, Monroe who was in a very dark period in her life, died from what looked to be an overdose, though that has been widely disputed.

Nearly 50 years later, 46 if we’re being technical, the photo shoot has been re-shot, this time with Lindsay Lohan on the cover. The same location, clothing, and lighting were used. Everything is the same right down to the smallest detail. Well everything except that the iconic, hauntingly beautiful Monroe, who has been replaced with the used up and worn out Lohan.

Stern chose Lohan because he has a fascination for bad girls. It is sad to see that he picked “this” bad girl, because the pictures do not reflect his talent. Not even his lens could cure fugly, moronic, and undeserving. Not to mention the freckle thing. Good God! Can you say Ginger Alert? Not even that blond mop could take away the obvious signs of Carrot Top. Monroe was a brunette turned blond. She was not filled with freckles. Unfortunately, the look doesn’t suit the pictures, especially when you do a before and after.

Now, as if all of this wasn’t bad enough, the bitch had the nerve to speak. According to reports, Lohan is a nympho. She should consider traveling with a spare cock so that she can shove it in her mouth whenever she is compelled to say something without thinking.

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Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are fighting in public again. Naturally with a failing…well….life, I suppose, it makes sense that you need the blatant exposure with the paparazzi, any way that you can get it. This little tiff occurred at Timbaland’s pre-Grammy celebration. Apparently the junky didn’t know that the trashy ADD ho was going to be there.

As you can expect, when the girls found out the other was there words were exchanged. The event went something like this.

Lindsay: “What the hell is that bitch doing here? I didn’t know she was on the list.”
Paris: “Fuck off you bitch.”

The reason that the two peas in a pod are fighting like two cracked out pigs in a blanket is because of Timbaland. No, they don’t want to do him…well at least I don’t think so. What they want is to work with him. Both bitches assume that he can revitalize their career. The sad thing is that neither of them realizes that you have to have talent for him to make you better.

A source said that both girls want Timbaland to fix their music careers, but neither expected the other to be there. “Both saw the party as an ideal way of getting him on side - but they didn’t count on the other being there.”

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