Born Again Baby Killer Denied Release
The craziest bitch in the Manson family has been denied early release from prison according to TMZ. Susan Atkins, known as one of the most prominent females in the Manson family (famous for cutting out Sharon Tate’s baby and writing Pig on the wall with the blood) has been in prison, along with Charlie and the others for decades. Now, Susan is a born again Christian who has only six months to live due to brain cancer. Susan wants out on the compassionate release program. Funny thing is, the crazy bitch almost made it out.

Looks like the L.A. County DA is the one to thank for her remaining locked up where she belongs. He said, “[Atkins] has failed to demonstrate genuine remorse and lacks insight and understanding of the gravity of her crimes.”

With that in mind, she will be remaining in prison for life, as planned.

Baby News
Paris Hilton is an ignorant, ugly slut that wants to get pregnant because she thinks that will make her popular again. So, while begging her puppy dog boyfriend, Benji, to knock her up, she spends her time wearing outfits that try to fool us into thinking that she might be pregnant. Seriously, like no one would know if the end of the world were approaching? Someone needs to do the world a favor and laser her uterus out while she’s trying to get her groove on in Vegas.

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are reportedly turning down deals for pictures of their first born, Sunday Rose Urban Kidman. It has not yet been released whether or not they will offer pictures, but it is being rumored that if they do, they might be given out for free. What a novel idea, considering bidding is as high as $3 million for Matthew McConaughey’s new son Levi and as high as $20 million for Brad and Angie’s twins, Knox and Vivienne.

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Ashtyn is definitely the casual gamer in the family. A game fan since she owned an Atari, Ashtyn can remember when her brother rigged the television so he wouldn’t lose his Super Mario Bros. game. That is, until the power went out! A fan of all things Mario, Ashtyn is a Nintendo loyalist. She digs playing Mario-style RPG games, watching others play violent shooters (because she sucks at them), and playing casual PC games (like Wedding Dash and Cake Mania). As of now, she is into the Wii and Nintendo DS, though she’s certain the games for PS3 and Xbox 360 are more appealing.

You all might remember Stephanie Ragusa. She was a middle school teacher at Davidson Middle School. She taught in Tampa, Florida. She was just 28 (now 29) when she was accused of five counts of lewd and lascivious battery. She was accused of having sex with at least one 15 year old boy and multiple others have come forward to say they were bopping this somewhat young, math teacher. The boy in question said they had sex no less than five times, and by then Ragusa had moved on to teaching at Martinez Middle School in Lutz, FL where she was put on paid administrative leave.

This seems like a pretty open and shut case. The boy said she blew him twice, screwed him three times and he knew intimate details, such as placement and descriptions of groin tattoos on Ragusa’s genital region. That’s just the first boy. She was also charged with lewd and lascivious battery and two counts of unlawful sexual activity with another 15 year old. It’s pretty clear she’s been getting freaky with the youngsters and now, she has her eye on a new, much younger man.

From her jail cell, where she is being held without bond, awaiting trial, Ragusa was caught trying to have a letter delivered to a possible new boy toy, Nick Bollea (aka Hogan). Just one month shy of his 18th birthday, the jailed, troubled son of former wrestler and entertainer, Hulk Hogan, would fit well in Ragusa’s arsenal of teen lovers. Luckily for her, she saved her declarations of love for another letter, or perhaps a public meeting.

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Ashtyn is definitely the casual gamer in the family. A game fan since she owned an Atari, Ashtyn can remember when her brother rigged the television so he wouldn’t lose his Super Mario Bros. game. That is, until the power went out! A fan of all things Mario, Ashtyn is a Nintendo loyalist. She digs playing Mario-style RPG games, watching others play violent shooters (because she sucks at them), and playing casual PC games (like Wedding Dash and Cake Mania). As of now, she is into the Wii and Nintendo DS, though she’s certain the games for PS3 and Xbox 360 are more appealing.

Okay, so I gave you pictures of the best and worst of the awards, but then I found pictures feature things happening that are just downright weird. For your entertainment, I give you the weirdness (or is it weirdest?) of the MTV Movie Awards:

Dana Carvey is pregnant?!
Seriously, look at that baby bump! It’s bigger than the one on Nicole Kidman! I don’t mean to brag, but I think I’m going to be the first to report on the “expecting” Daddy! Good luck with the delivery Dana. We hear birth can be rather painful!

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Ashtyn is definitely the casual gamer in the family. A game fan since she owned an Atari, Ashtyn can remember when her brother rigged the television so he wouldn’t lose his Super Mario Bros. game. That is, until the power went out! A fan of all things Mario, Ashtyn is a Nintendo loyalist. She digs playing Mario-style RPG games, watching others play violent shooters (because she sucks at them), and playing casual PC games (like Wedding Dash and Cake Mania). As of now, she is into the Wii and Nintendo DS, though she’s certain the games for PS3 and Xbox 360 are more appealing.

Just when you thought it was safe to hang out at the courthouse the trailer park duo are back at it again! This time around White Oprah is getting sued by “Jesus, You are My Savior”, Michael Lohan. If White Oprah doesn’t show up, she could face jail time or imprisonment, according to the NY Daily News. That’s hot. I wonder if she could get Paris’ old cell. Gee, I hope they changed the sheets.

Father Lohan (you know that crack head wants to be the ultimate vessel of God), is suing White Oprah because she isn’t letting him see their son Cody (who knew they even have a son? Where do they keep him?) and their daughter Ali. We all know Ali because she was the one watching Lindsay look-alike porn with her mom on their reality show Living Lohan.

Michael is claiming in court papers that White Oprah is a drunken slut. Alright, he didn’t say slut, exactly, but you know he’s thinking it. He’s probably mad that she started doing anal right after she got done doing him that way. He says that the bitch drinks in front of the kids and she never brings them to the court ordered visits. Apparently, she’s so drunk all the time that Michael claims that she even shows up to therapy smashed.

On April 15, the court documents state that Michael saw Dina sitting hung over in family therapy. He goes on to say, “She apparently had spent the prior evening binge-drinking at various nightclubs until the wee hours of the morning.”

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Ashtyn is definitely the casual gamer in the family. A game fan since she owned an Atari, Ashtyn can remember when her brother rigged the television so he wouldn’t lose his Super Mario Bros. game. That is, until the power went out! A fan of all things Mario, Ashtyn is a Nintendo loyalist. She digs playing Mario-style RPG games, watching others play violent shooters (because she sucks at them), and playing casual PC games (like Wedding Dash and Cake Mania). As of now, she is into the Wii and Nintendo DS, though she’s certain the games for PS3 and Xbox 360 are more appealing.

It seems impossible to go through a day without a piece of news about Lindsay Lohan. Today brings a couple of pieces on the former coked out celeb. I say former, not because I think she’s drug free, but because she has the sense to wipe the powder from her nose these days. Anyway, the first bit of news deals with Lindsay and her disinterest in seeing her father, who so rudely outed her lesbian love romp, as if America wasn’t smart enough to figure it out already. Micheal, the AA Douche of the Year, promptly recanted, claiming that his words were misunderstood, but we got them just fine.

So, Lindsay doesn’t want to see her daddy, but he wants to save her soul. To do this he has decided to plant himself outside of the Peninsula Hotel where Loho and SamRo were staying due to Sam’s deejaying gig. Lindsay ended up leaving the hotel early when she learned that Michael was looking for her. I can’t say I blame her. If you’ve read one ministry pamphlet you’ve read them all.

When Michael didn’t get in touch with his daughter he came back to the hotel the night of Sam’s event. He knew Lindsay would show up to support her lover so he sat outside waiting for his daughter to arrive.

Sources tell the NY Post:

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Ashtyn is definitely the casual gamer in the family. A game fan since she owned an Atari, Ashtyn can remember when her brother rigged the television so he wouldn’t lose his Super Mario Bros. game. That is, until the power went out! A fan of all things Mario, Ashtyn is a Nintendo loyalist. She digs playing Mario-style RPG games, watching others play violent shooters (because she sucks at them), and playing casual PC games (like Wedding Dash and Cake Mania). As of now, she is into the Wii and Nintendo DS, though she’s certain the games for PS3 and Xbox 360 are more appealing.

Once you have as many kids as Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have it hardly becomes breaking news. It’s just another day in the Jolie-Pitt family. However, on Sunday it is being reported that Angelina Jolie popped in France and her twin daughters with Brad Pitt have been born.

According to several reports including ones from E News and The Insider, the twin girls have been named Isla Marcheline and Amelie Jane. The names were after both grandmothers. Isla Marcheline received her name in honor of Angelina’s late mother and Amelie Jane in honor of Brad’s mom.

According to inside sources, both mother and babies are doing fantastic. If rumors are correct, Jolie gave birth Sunday evening at a Catholic clinic in Aix-en-Provence. It has been said that Jolie flew her doctor from California to France for the big moment. Of course, no official word has been given, but it does appear that the twins have been born.

The twins join the other children of Jolie-Pitt including Maddox, Zahara, Shiloh, and Pax. Keep in mind though that this may not be true. A few months back it was heavily rumored that the pair had wed in New Orleans, though it was later found to be just rumors and this could be, as well.

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Ashtyn is definitely the casual gamer in the family. A game fan since she owned an Atari, Ashtyn can remember when her brother rigged the television so he wouldn’t lose his Super Mario Bros. game. That is, until the power went out! A fan of all things Mario, Ashtyn is a Nintendo loyalist. She digs playing Mario-style RPG games, watching others play violent shooters (because she sucks at them), and playing casual PC games (like Wedding Dash and Cake Mania). As of now, she is into the Wii and Nintendo DS, though she’s certain the games for PS3 and Xbox 360 are more appealing.

Happy Birthday wishes go out to Shiloh Nouvelle Jolie Pitt!

Today, Shiloh Nouvelle Jolie Pitt turns two years old. The precocious tot is the youngest daughter (and first biological child) of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. Jolie is pregnant with twins, who are due in August, and the couple have three other young children, all adopted; Maddox, age 6, Pax, age 4, and Zahara, age 3. The Jolie-Pitts will soon be a family of 8, and Shiloh is preparing for the first time role of big sister.

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Ashtyn is definitely the casual gamer in the family. A game fan since she owned an Atari, Ashtyn can remember when her brother rigged the television so he wouldn’t lose his Super Mario Bros. game. That is, until the power went out! A fan of all things Mario, Ashtyn is a Nintendo loyalist. She digs playing Mario-style RPG games, watching others play violent shooters (because she sucks at them), and playing casual PC games (like Wedding Dash and Cake Mania). As of now, she is into the Wii and Nintendo DS, though she’s certain the games for PS3 and Xbox 360 are more appealing.

She has said she’s pure, chaste, and wants to remain a virgin until she’s married. Miley Cyrus has tried to stress her purity, especially since her Disney Channel character, Hannah Montana is the number one role model little girls of today seem to follow. Unfortunately, little girls find it hard to separate Hannah from Miley. What Hannah does in her fictional show is nice, but little girls want to be just like Miley. Hopefully, most parents will make sure their kids don’t know about Miley’s latest project.

Adding to the authenticity of her virginal ways has always been her dad, Billy Ray, who seemed rather protective of his little girl. Still, he has said that Miley will do what she wants to do and now she’s done something so shocking I can’t even believe that someone didn’t step in and classify this as a form of child abuse. I can’t believe Billy Ray let her do this. This just questions his authenticity as a parent. Seriously, Vanity Fair should be sued and possibly even shut down for pimping out a child.

At just 15 years old, Miley Cyrus has posed topless. This was announced last Friday on the television show, Entertainment Tonight. The show also included shocking glimpses at what the cover is going to look like. Looking demure and childlike, Miley is completely nude from the waist up, from what you can see. You can see her shoulders and the edges of the sheet covering up her pubescent chest. Since I classify this as illegal, I have refused to include a screenshot. If you want to see it, Google it. It felt dirty just seeing the pictures on ET and I was disgusted that the show would even put those photos on. Miley is just a young girl. This is worse than the Dakota Fanning rape thing, because Miley really did pose and Dakota only pretended in a scene that didn’t even really show a rape (since it didn’t occur).

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Dominick is a twentysomething guy, who has been gaming since the days of Atari. Enthralled by his first NES before he even turned 10, he’s long been a gamer and a Nintendo enthusiast. Dominick is in a wheelchair, so he writes from the unique perspective of gaming with limited mobility. He loves playing his PS3, his Xbox 360 and even his Nintendo Wii and DS. His favorite games are action/adventure FP & MP shooter, and racing games. Amongst his favorite game series are Brother in Arms, Fallout, Armored Core, anything Mario and Legend of Zelda. When not gaming, Dominick is a human rights activist, sports enthusiast, political guru, aspiring filmmaker and homeschooling father. You can find him on twitter nearly every day so feel free to add: dominickevans.

I just have to wonder what is wrong with this bitch. How do you come from Olivia Newton John and then end up sounding like a stuck pig on buy one sow, get one free day? Any way you look at it, Chloe Lattanzi is utterly disgusting. Not only is she like the ugliest, big-lipped, distorted face freak on the show (some of the Rock the Cradle‘rs are decent looking). She’s also by far the worst singer. I am shocked that she hasn’t left yet. I am starting to think there is a Rock the Cradle Vote for the Worst out there. If there is, this nappy headed, out of tune temptress (to blind people) could actually win the whole thing.

I thought last week was bad. When she did “I Hate Everything About You” and started trying to masturbate on stage and then you could see her snatch, I seriously almost vomited in my mouth. I tried to hold it in, afraid that it would projectile onto my television because she was the object of my vomit’s obsession, so I did my best to stop that. I do love my television, after all.

I have added the video below in case you feel you need to vomit, as well. This will help you. I promise.

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Ashtyn is definitely the casual gamer in the family. A game fan since she owned an Atari, Ashtyn can remember when her brother rigged the television so he wouldn’t lose his Super Mario Bros. game. That is, until the power went out! A fan of all things Mario, Ashtyn is a Nintendo loyalist. She digs playing Mario-style RPG games, watching others play violent shooters (because she sucks at them), and playing casual PC games (like Wedding Dash and Cake Mania). As of now, she is into the Wii and Nintendo DS, though she’s certain the games for PS3 and Xbox 360 are more appealing.

Despite the fact that some people still don’t want to believe Triple H and Stephanie McMahon are really married, the apparently very happy couple are expecting their second child this summer. The pregnancy was announced by the Wrestling News Desk.

Stephanie McMahon-Levesque and Paul Levesque (aka Triple H) were married in a private ceremony in New York on October 25, 2003. Despite the couple’s marriage, they have been together and broken up on McMahon’s father’s popular wrestling show, WWE. In fact, McMahon has spoken about how she rejected the idea of an incest story on the show with her father, Vince, or her brother, Shane, being the father of her daughter…at least on air. WWE confirmed the pregnancy so don’t expect to see Stephanie in the ring anytime soon.

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Written by Dominick - Visit Website
Dominick is a twentysomething guy, who has been gaming since the days of Atari. Enthralled by his first NES before he even turned 10, he’s long been a gamer and a Nintendo enthusiast. Dominick is in a wheelchair, so he writes from the unique perspective of gaming with limited mobility. He loves playing his PS3, his Xbox 360 and even his Nintendo Wii and DS. His favorite games are action/adventure FP & MP shooter, and racing games. Amongst his favorite game series are Brother in Arms, Fallout, Armored Core, anything Mario and Legend of Zelda. When not gaming, Dominick is a human rights activist, sports enthusiast, political guru, aspiring filmmaker and homeschooling father. You can find him on twitter nearly every day so feel free to add: dominickevans.