Born Again Baby Killer Denied Release
The craziest bitch in the Manson family has been denied early release from prison according to TMZ. Susan Atkins, known as one of the most prominent females in the Manson family (famous for cutting out Sharon Tate’s baby and writing Pig on the wall with the blood) has been in prison, along with Charlie and the others for decades. Now, Susan is a born again Christian who has only six months to live due to brain cancer. Susan wants out on the compassionate release program. Funny thing is, the crazy bitch almost made it out.

Looks like the L.A. County DA is the one to thank for her remaining locked up where she belongs. He said, “[Atkins] has failed to demonstrate genuine remorse and lacks insight and understanding of the gravity of her crimes.”

With that in mind, she will be remaining in prison for life, as planned.

Baby News
Paris Hilton is an ignorant, ugly slut that wants to get pregnant because she thinks that will make her popular again. So, while begging her puppy dog boyfriend, Benji, to knock her up, she spends her time wearing outfits that try to fool us into thinking that she might be pregnant. Seriously, like no one would know if the end of the world were approaching? Someone needs to do the world a favor and laser her uterus out while she’s trying to get her groove on in Vegas.

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are reportedly turning down deals for pictures of their first born, Sunday Rose Urban Kidman. It has not yet been released whether or not they will offer pictures, but it is being rumored that if they do, they might be given out for free. What a novel idea, considering bidding is as high as $3 million for Matthew McConaughey’s new son Levi and as high as $20 million for Brad and Angie’s twins, Knox and Vivienne.

Speaking of new babies Ingo Rademacher, of General Hospital, and fiancée Ehiku, have named their new son…Peanut. That’s right, Peanut Kai Rademacher. Lil Peanut was born on Friday, July 11. Meanwhile, still pregnant Minnie Driver has announced that the father of her baby (which will either be named Thomas or Isabel, depending on the sex) will not be in the delivery room when said child is born. She doesn’t know if she will be staying with him anyway, so why bother inviting him in?

Madge, Chris, and A-Rod Sittin’ in a Tree
So, Madonna has never had a shortage of men in her life, why should now be any different? These days the two men we’re hearing the most about are her brother, who wrote the new tell-all Madonna book, as if there was anything left to say, and A-Rod her supposed new lover. When it comes to her brother, he is yapping to make sure his book sales are up. He talked to Extra about Madonna’s men. What it came down to was that Madonna loved Sean Penn more than anyone, and Chris did, too. They were blood brothers! Warren Beatty was a weirdo that dug through Madonna’s trash and Guy is credited with tearing the siblings apart. You know what I say…nothing brings a family back together than a trashy tell-all novel about the estranged family members.

As for A-Rod, as you might expect he isn’t saying a word about his newfound, supposed sexual association with the queen of Kabbalah. In fact, he’s not saying much of anything other than he’s having a difficult time. He doesn’t need to talk though because the lawyers for Mrs. Rod are saying plenty. Recently, the lawyers for Mrs. A-Rod put in a court request that A-Rod return any tape recordings from wiretapping or surveillance that he had done on his wife.

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You all might remember Stephanie Ragusa. She was a middle school teacher at Davidson Middle School. She taught in Tampa, Florida. She was just 28 (now 29) when she was accused of five counts of lewd and lascivious battery. She was accused of having sex with at least one 15 year old boy and multiple others have come forward to say they were bopping this somewhat young, math teacher. The boy in question said they had sex no less than five times, and by then Ragusa had moved on to teaching at Martinez Middle School in Lutz, FL where she was put on paid administrative leave.

This seems like a pretty open and shut case. The boy said she blew him twice, screwed him three times and he knew intimate details, such as placement and descriptions of groin tattoos on Ragusa’s genital region. That’s just the first boy. She was also charged with lewd and lascivious battery and two counts of unlawful sexual activity with another 15 year old. It’s pretty clear she’s been getting freaky with the youngsters and now, she has her eye on a new, much younger man.

From her jail cell, where she is being held without bond, awaiting trial, Ragusa was caught trying to have a letter delivered to a possible new boy toy, Nick Bollea (aka Hogan). Just one month shy of his 18th birthday, the jailed, troubled son of former wrestler and entertainer, Hulk Hogan, would fit well in Ragusa’s arsenal of teen lovers. Luckily for her, she saved her declarations of love for another letter, or perhaps a public meeting.

The acne faced teacher might be reaching since Nick is two years older than her last two lovers, but maybe her time in prison has helped her to move on to 17 year olds. The letter was supportive of Nick, despite his recorded whining and whimpering as well as his ability to blame his passenger (who is in the hospital – unable to care for himself), John Graziano, for his current jail sentence. Stephanie hopes that Nick “keeps his chin up”. She’d be the one to know from experience. It makes deep throating easier.

Ragusa wants Nick to know he’s not alone and she sympathizes with him. Their cases are so similar after all (yeah, I always compare child rapists with assholes who can’t drive when they race on main roads). They both receive “fan mail” and more attention than President Bush or even the recent Earthquake. Yeah, okay, like I barely even knew her name, only remembering her when I saw she screwed a bunch of teenagers. If you want to check out the full letter, you can at TMZ.

While Ragusa was caught trying to pass on the letter, lets hope Nick doesn’t take her bait and avoids contact with this nut job like the plague. If he did, it’d be the first smart thing he’s done in a long time. If he takes after mom, Linda (who is dating his 19 year old friend) he might just get to know Ragusa. Either way, its demented.

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Okay, so I gave you pictures of the best and worst of the awards, but then I found pictures feature things happening that are just downright weird. For your entertainment, I give you the weirdness (or is it weirdest?) of the MTV Movie Awards:

Dana Carvey is pregnant?!
Seriously, look at that baby bump! It’s bigger than the one on Nicole Kidman! I don’t mean to brag, but I think I’m going to be the first to report on the “expecting” Daddy! Good luck with the delivery Dana. We hear birth can be rather painful!

Ode to the $2 Hooker with the Leather Whip
I know these are the costumes the Pussycat Dolls wore to perform at the MTV Movie Awards, but who the heck picked out these outfits? They look like their going to a backwoods leather bar to meet their Biker Momma.

Jack Black Becomes a Super Hero
Who knew that all it took was a little bit of marker to turn Jack Black into Ironman? Seriously, with just a few more touch ups he will look like Robert Downey Jr.’s twin!

Downey Jr. responsible for Shenanigan
I knew that Jack Black’s transformation into a super hero was too good to be true. It was just Robert Downey Jr. leaving a drawn signature on Black’s tummy. Look! He even signed his nipple! I don’t know if that’s funny or downright disturbing. Maybe a little of both. Hope that’s not permanent marker!

Random Homeless Beggar?
I don’t know who Jonah Hill is, but dang is he looking like a homeless beggar. If he’s a B-lister why not try and look more presentable? If you want to be memorable, don’t come in your best bag walker outfit. Get some class!

Mr. Rogers and His Tranny
Wow. I can barely comment on this. As Tom morphs into the Scientologist version of Mr. Rogers, Katie is becoming more mannish. Look at that mop top and the way she hulks over Tom. We all knew Tom loved the c-ck, but couldn’t he just have found a guy instead of morphing Katie Holmes into one?

She makes Me Look Hotter
Lindsay Lohan has the superior smirk of a girl who happens to be standing next to Bruce Willis in a dress. Rumor is pretty damn ugly and Lindsay knows it. Unfortunately for LoHo, the only way she gets deemed “hottest in the bunch” is to stand next to an ugly person. In the meantime, Rumor has her own little private smirk. You know, like the “I just put herpes on your dildo” or “I sucked SamRo’s monstrous clit first” look of satisfaction. I guess that just proves that it doesn’t take a hot person to pass on the STDs.

The Flowers and the Pillowcase
Yeah…Rain Wilson wore flowers and a teddy bear, but Megan Fox wore just a pillowcase. They make an unlikely pair, but just one slip (or tear) on stage would have given the audience a flash show they might (or might not -depending on the flashee) have desired. Let’s just hope neither dropped anything, like the soap!

I have a Big Spaceship
I figured it was only a matter of time before Tom converted Chris Brown and the rest of young Hollywood into Scientologists. As the space ranger, Brown is here to be the guide that welcomes the Mothership. What a cool job!

J-Lo Called; She Wants her Ghetto Booty Back!
Vanessa is looking a little, round in the rear. She’d do Sir Mixalot proud. Still, what’s that in the front? Disney might be shocked if we alluded to a baby bump, or maybe just shocked at the prospect of Zac Efron spawn on the Earth!

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Just when you thought it was safe to hang out at the courthouse the trailer park duo are back at it again! This time around White Oprah is getting sued by “Jesus, You are My Savior”, Michael Lohan. If White Oprah doesn’t show up, she could face jail time or imprisonment, according to the NY Daily News. That’s hot. I wonder if she could get Paris’ old cell. Gee, I hope they changed the sheets.

Father Lohan (you know that crack head wants to be the ultimate vessel of God), is suing White Oprah because she isn’t letting him see their son Cody (who knew they even have a son? Where do they keep him?) and their daughter Ali. We all know Ali because she was the one watching Lindsay look-alike porn with her mom on their reality show Living Lohan.

Michael is claiming in court papers that White Oprah is a drunken slut. Alright, he didn’t say slut, exactly, but you know he’s thinking it. He’s probably mad that she started doing anal right after she got done doing him that way. He says that the bitch drinks in front of the kids and she never brings them to the court ordered visits. Apparently, she’s so drunk all the time that Michael claims that she even shows up to therapy smashed.

On April 15, the court documents state that Michael saw Dina sitting hung over in family therapy. He goes on to say, “She apparently had spent the prior evening binge-drinking at various nightclubs until the wee hours of the morning.”

As if all of that wasn’t enough here is the real shocker. Hold on to your panties because I know this one will get you! Michael claims that Dina is using Lindsay’s notoriety to gain her own popularity! The fucking nerve of him, talking about pure and chaste (porn watching) Dina that way! What a dick! He says, “Dina is a wannabe living off Lindsay’s fame.”

Meanwhile, Dina has no comment. Like Dina, I have no comment either. I’ve been told its a sin to take “God’s” name in vain.

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It seems impossible to go through a day without a piece of news about Lindsay Lohan. Today brings a couple of pieces on the former coked out celeb. I say former, not because I think she’s drug free, but because she has the sense to wipe the powder from her nose these days. Anyway, the first bit of news deals with Lindsay and her disinterest in seeing her father, who so rudely outed her lesbian love romp, as if America wasn’t smart enough to figure it out already. Micheal, the AA Douche of the Year, promptly recanted, claiming that his words were misunderstood, but we got them just fine.

So, Lindsay doesn’t want to see her daddy, but he wants to save her soul. To do this he has decided to plant himself outside of the Peninsula Hotel where Loho and SamRo were staying due to Sam’s deejaying gig. Lindsay ended up leaving the hotel early when she learned that Michael was looking for her. I can’t say I blame her. If you’ve read one ministry pamphlet you’ve read them all.

When Michael didn’t get in touch with his daughter he came back to the hotel the night of Sam’s event. He knew Lindsay would show up to support her lover so he sat outside waiting for his daughter to arrive.

Sources tell the NY Post:

“Michael was staking out the lobby and waiting for Lindsay to make an appearance,” said the source, “It was freaky. He was sitting on the steps and texting like mad, and looking very upset that she hadn’t arrived.”

In other Lindsay news, last night Lindsay and her DJ girlfriend were spotted at the Century City Hospital. Apparently the two were in the emergency room and reports are saying that Sam was the one to bring Lindsay in. The two were there for about two hours and then Sam took her home. Currently, there is no word on the reason for the visit, though we will keep you updated once we find out why the lovebirds were there.

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Once you have as many kids as Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have it hardly becomes breaking news. It’s just another day in the Jolie-Pitt family. However, on Sunday it is being reported that Angelina Jolie popped in France and her twin daughters with Brad Pitt have been born.

According to several reports including ones from E News and The Insider, the twin girls have been named Isla Marcheline and Amelie Jane. The names were after both grandmothers. Isla Marcheline received her name in honor of Angelina’s late mother and Amelie Jane in honor of Brad’s mom.

According to inside sources, both mother and babies are doing fantastic. If rumors are correct, Jolie gave birth Sunday evening at a Catholic clinic in Aix-en-Provence. It has been said that Jolie flew her doctor from California to France for the big moment. Of course, no official word has been given, but it does appear that the twins have been born.

The twins join the other children of Jolie-Pitt including Maddox, Zahara, Shiloh, and Pax. Keep in mind though that this may not be true. A few months back it was heavily rumored that the pair had wed in New Orleans, though it was later found to be just rumors and this could be, as well.

UPDATE: People Magazine had this to say: “Angelina has not given birth. She is fine, enjoying her home and her family in France.”

That’s a good thing since she’s supposedly due in August!

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Today, Shiloh Nouvelle Jolie Pitt turns two years old. The precocious tot is the youngest daughter (and first biological child) of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. Jolie is pregnant with twins, who are due in August, and the couple have three other young children, all adopted; Maddox, age 6, Pax, age 4, and Zahara, age 3. The Jolie-Pitts will soon be a family of 8, and Shiloh is preparing for the first time role of big sister.

Shiloh was born on May 27, 2006 in Nambia. The pregnancy was closely guarded, as was her birth, with Nambian officials keeping press out of the private birth. The Jolie-Pitts were grateful to the government and felt that Shiloh’s birth in Nambia was necessary if Shiloh was to be raised in their mixed nationality family. All four children have been born out of the United States, with both boys born in Asia and both girls born somewhere in Africa.

So, it is with this happy thought of Shiloh’s second birthday that we wish the youngster and the Jolie-Pitts well and a healthy pregnancy to Angelina, who is delighted to be pregnant again with Brad thrilled to be a fifth and sixth time dad.

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She has said she’s pure, chaste, and wants to remain a virgin until she’s married. Miley Cyrus has tried to stress her purity, especially since her Disney Channel character, Hannah Montana is the number one role model little girls of today seem to follow. Unfortunately, little girls find it hard to separate Hannah from Miley. What Hannah does in her fictional show is nice, but little girls want to be just like Miley. Hopefully, most parents will make sure their kids don’t know about Miley’s latest project.

Adding to the authenticity of her virginal ways has always been her dad, Billy Ray, who seemed rather protective of his little girl. Still, he has said that Miley will do what she wants to do and now she’s done something so shocking I can’t even believe that someone didn’t step in and classify this as a form of child abuse. I can’t believe Billy Ray let her do this. This just questions his authenticity as a parent. Seriously, Vanity Fair should be sued and possibly even shut down for pimping out a child.

At just 15 years old, Miley Cyrus has posed topless. This was announced last Friday on the television show, Entertainment Tonight. The show also included shocking glimpses at what the cover is going to look like. Looking demure and childlike, Miley is completely nude from the waist up, from what you can see. You can see her shoulders and the edges of the sheet covering up her pubescent chest. Since I classify this as illegal, I have refused to include a screenshot. If you want to see it, Google it. It felt dirty just seeing the pictures on ET and I was disgusted that the show would even put those photos on. Miley is just a young girl. This is worse than the Dakota Fanning rape thing, because Miley really did pose and Dakota only pretended in a scene that didn’t even really show a rape (since it didn’t occur).

I would never let my 15 year old pose for a magazine nude or topless and the fact that Vanity Fair wants these photos has made me a lifelong hater of the magazine. I might think Miley is overrated and untalented, but she’s still just a kid. I don’t even like the idea of 18 year olds posing naked. It’s bad enough a younger teenager is being allowed to do so and in the national spotlight.

Some are saying Miley is just doing it to get attention or get out of her show Hannah Montana, which she is rumored to have “grown out of”, but that doesn’t mean that she should go out and expose herself to the world. When young girls happen to pass by the magazine rack at the store and see their favorite actress/role model in a nude pose on the cover of Vanity Fair, what are parents supposed to say?

Where is child welfare services? This is a stunt I’d expect of Paris Hilton, the Olsen Twins or Britney Spears. Lindsay Lohan is one of the last people to do a nude cover for Vanity Fair. Miley Cyrus is going to be in “good” company when the issue is released. I don’t feel it should be.

Miley is no stranger to controversial pictures. Less than a week ago, photos where she is hanging all over her boyfriend, Thomas Sturges and her green bra is exposed with her tank top barely covering the thin scraps of material, have surfaced on the web. I’m sensing another Vanessa Hudgens scandal for the Disney Channel only this time, their big time star, Miley, will be at the forefront, slutting her way to the top in Hollywood no matter the cost.

People has issued a formal statement on behalf of Miley and this is what it says:

“My goal in my music and my acting is always to make people happy. For Vanity Fair, I was so honored and thrilled to work with Annie [Leibovitz]. I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be ‘artistic’ and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed.”

There was also a statement by the Disney Channel:

“Unfortunately, as the article suggests, a situation was created to deliberately manipulate a 15-year-old in order to sell magazines.”

It sounds like a cop out to me, but that’s to be expected. What do you think? Feel free to leave a comment with your thoughts on this sensitive topic.

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I just have to wonder what is wrong with this bitch. How do you come from Olivia Newton John and then end up sounding like a stuck pig on buy one sow, get one free day? Any way you look at it, Chloe Lattanzi is utterly disgusting. Not only is she like the ugliest, big-lipped, distorted face freak on the show (some of the Rock the Cradle‘rs are decent looking). She’s also by far the worst singer. I am shocked that she hasn’t left yet. I am starting to think there is a Rock the Cradle Vote for the Worst out there. If there is, this nappy headed, out of tune temptress (to blind people) could actually win the whole thing.

I thought last week was bad. When she did “I Hate Everything About You” and started trying to masturbate on stage and then you could see her snatch, I seriously almost vomited in my mouth. I tried to hold it in, afraid that it would projectile onto my television because she was the object of my vomit’s obsession, so I did my best to stop that. I do love my television, after all.

I have added the video below in case you feel you need to vomit, as well. This will help you. I promise.

I Hate Everything About You

This week’s performance called for a cover of one of her mom’s songs. She chose “I Honestly Love You”, but turned it into some goth-induced, wannabe rock tune that was completely scary. It came complete with backup dancers and while it was not as bad (less masturbation this time around) it was still pretty bad. It might not make you vomit, but it will certainly make a lot of people wonder what the fuck is going on so that this crazed bitch is even on television in the first place. She’s lucky her momma is famous or she would be in some serious trouble.

I Honestly Love You

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Despite the fact that some people still don’t want to believe Triple H and Stephanie McMahon are really married, the apparently very happy couple are expecting their second child this summer. The pregnancy was announced by the Wrestling News Desk.

Stephanie McMahon-Levesque and Paul Levesque (aka Triple H) were married in a private ceremony in New York on October 25, 2003. Despite the couple’s marriage, they have been together and broken up on McMahon’s father’s popular wrestling show, WWE. In fact, McMahon has spoken about how she rejected the idea of an incest story on the show with her father, Vince, or her brother, Shane, being the father of her daughter…at least on air. WWE confirmed the pregnancy so don’t expect to see Stephanie in the ring anytime soon.

Stephanie and Paul have a daughter, Aurora Rose, born on July 24, 2006. According to reports, the new baby is to be born in July, as well, around the time when little Aurora is set to turn two.

Good luck Stephanie and Paul. You’re going to need it with two little ones under the age of three!

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