Paula Abdul wants a baby. She wants one bad. She’s 45, the eggs are getting stale and time is running short. Besides, the Coke she drinks each season on AI is probably helping to rot them, considering we all know it’s not really Coke. She feels the contestants on AI are like her children, but like most kids that would be Paula’s they opt for emancipation after a few short months, running off for better things and more interesting addicts.

Needless to say, since the AI kids always dump mommy she is looking for a more permanent situation. She’s told Ladies Home Journal that she really does want a baby. According to an article in the magazine, Paula told LHJ, “I want kids! If it doesn’t happen naturally, I can always adopt! I’ve experienced real loneliness, so I love knowing there’s someone I can share the good and the not-so-good with.”

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Ashtyn is definitely the casual gamer in the family. A game fan since she owned an Atari, Ashtyn can remember when her brother rigged the television so he wouldn’t lose his Super Mario Bros. game. That is, until the power went out! A fan of all things Mario, Ashtyn is a Nintendo loyalist. She digs playing Mario-style RPG games, watching others play violent shooters (because she sucks at them), and playing casual PC games (like Wedding Dash and Cake Mania). As of now, she is into the Wii and Nintendo DS, though she’s certain the games for PS3 and Xbox 360 are more appealing.

Now that the news has sunk in about sweet, little, church going Jamie Lynn and her secret world of sex, which led to a pregnancy, information (in this case it’s gossip) is coming out of the woodwork and it doesn’t look good for her, her image, or Nickelodeon.

Star Magazine is reporting that the father of Jamie Lynn’s baby is not Casey Aldridge, but a much older man that works for Nickelodeon. According to the magazine, no one is confirming this because the man would end up facing statutory rape charges. Casey was not charged, despite being legal, because the former couple are only two years apart in age.

According to Star sources:

“Casey is being paid off to be the family’s fall guy while the real father remains unidentified. The man many suspect is the father, however, would face charges and probably prison time if he were to come forward and admit he had sex with her.”

“In Hollywood, little girls grow up fast, and she is no exception. With everything that has gone on in her family, she needed someone to look up to. But the man she found seems to have completely taken advantage of her.”

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Written by Ashtyn - Visit Website
Ashtyn is definitely the casual gamer in the family. A game fan since she owned an Atari, Ashtyn can remember when her brother rigged the television so he wouldn’t lose his Super Mario Bros. game. That is, until the power went out! A fan of all things Mario, Ashtyn is a Nintendo loyalist. She digs playing Mario-style RPG games, watching others play violent shooters (because she sucks at them), and playing casual PC games (like Wedding Dash and Cake Mania). As of now, she is into the Wii and Nintendo DS, though she’s certain the games for PS3 and Xbox 360 are more appealing.

While spending time with her kids the other day, Britney decided to leave them in the car to shop for chandeliers. I am sure that the court monitor that was with the kids, in the car, is as impressed as I am. No reason to be bent out of shape though. Everyone knows that court monitors are nothing more than babysitters. Well, that’s true in this case anyway.

There are so many things I could say here. I could comment on how Britney needs to get clean, take a freakin’ bath, and start acting like a mother. However, I am a semi-rational person. I know that won’t happen. In fact, I think the chances of Starbucks growing legs and just attaching itself to Britney’s fat ass would be more likely.

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Written by Ashtyn - Visit Website
Ashtyn is definitely the casual gamer in the family. A game fan since she owned an Atari, Ashtyn can remember when her brother rigged the television so he wouldn’t lose his Super Mario Bros. game. That is, until the power went out! A fan of all things Mario, Ashtyn is a Nintendo loyalist. She digs playing Mario-style RPG games, watching others play violent shooters (because she sucks at them), and playing casual PC games (like Wedding Dash and Cake Mania). As of now, she is into the Wii and Nintendo DS, though she’s certain the games for PS3 and Xbox 360 are more appealing.