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		<title>Video Games Aren&#8217;t Bad for Kids</title>
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		For years people have complained and suggested that any video game use at all could cause harm to kids. Like complaints concerning television, every excuse from the cause of obesity to losing brain cells or the ability to turn someone into a killer have been cited as reasons why we should not let our kids [...]]]></description>
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		</div><p>For years people have complained and suggested that any video game use at all could cause harm to kids. Like complaints concerning television, every excuse from the cause of obesity to losing brain cells or the ability to turn someone into a killer have been cited as reasons why we should not let our kids play games. I have always believed that it&#8217;s not the system as a whole, but the games that you should censor.</p>
<p>The best thing that a parent can do is have an active role in their child&#8217;s choice of media. Just like you would stop them from watching a rated R movie if they were too young, you shouldn&#8217;t let them play a rated M video game. This doesn&#8217;t make the game wrong, it just means that a child isn&#8217;t ready to play it. There are a number of E (Everyone) or T (Teen) games that are suitable for kids. There are also a number of educational games worth looking at.</p>
<p>Now it&#8217;s being considered that video games are actually a good thing for kids. I have to say, I don&#8217;t think they are bad, but I don&#8217;t think they are great if all they do is play. In all things there needs to be a healthy balance. Find the games that are good for your child and let them play in moderation.</p>
<blockquote><p>Yahoo!’s website, <a href="http://shine.yahoo.com">Shine</a>, which reaches 10 million women each month, hosted the survey throughout June 2008. The study found that 87% of parents who participated in the survey are spending time playing video games with their children. “Family video game nights are becoming incredibly popular with the variety of games out there,” said Linda Fears, editor-in-chief, Family Circle magazine. “Parents and children of all ages are finding games to play together, no matter what each person’s experience level.”</p>
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		<title>The Bravo Awards &#8211; The Gay, The Fat &amp; The Weird</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jun 2008 04:09:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		This year&#8217;s Bravo Awards were hosted by Kathy Griffin. The less than liked comedian did at least one, semi-humorous skit and had plenty to say during her stint. Here are some of the most, off-the-wall shots from the festivities.

And the Award goes to Sluttiest Bitch on TV!
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		</div><p>This year&#8217;s Bravo Awards were hosted by Kathy Griffin. The less than liked comedian did at least one, semi-humorous skit and had plenty to say during her stint. Here are some of the most, off-the-wall shots from the festivities.</p>
<p><center><img style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/Tila_Ugly.jpg" alt="Tila Tequila" width="413" height="600" /></center></p>
<p><strong>And the Award goes to Sluttiest Bitch on TV!</strong><br />
I didn&#8217;t watch the awards, but yeah this looks like Tila won some award. I&#8217;m not sure of the purpose of the Bravo awards, but I always thought they were given to the winner of the best shows on Bravo. Either way, I can only imagine what this hooch won! Hooker of the year maybe?</p>
<p><span id="more-173"></span><center><img style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/Rachel_Dratch.jpg" alt="Rachel Dratch" width="404" height="600" /></center></p>
<p><strong>Who&#8217;s Zebra threw up?</strong><br />
Not sure who the hell Rachel Dratch is, but that is one ugly dress. The expression on her face seems to match the ugliness of her outfit. It looks as though everyone thought the Bravo Awards were that unimportant they just threw on any old thing!</p>
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<p><strong>PETA Called: They Want their Ostrich Back</strong><br />
I have to wonder if PETA thew blood on Nikki Taylor&#8217;s shoes because the former fashion model has gone color blind. While the top of her outfit looks okay, it looks like she killed an ostrich and wrapped the dead carcus around her waist to make her skirt.</p>
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<p><strong>Cho Whose Your Super Hero?</strong><br />
Margaret Cho has never been known for her fashion sense, but the blue spandex totally reminds me of Superman or some other tight wearing superhero. Too bad it doesn&#8217;t go with the knee high boots, black top or assorted array of tattoos. While she definitely looks like someone who could have dated Quentin Tarantino, I&#8217;m not sure that&#8217;s a good selling point.</p>
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<p><strong>Hey! Look at My Tits!</strong><br />
I could only imagine that Lauren Hutton wore this see-thru top to show off her bra so we all wouldn&#8217;t notice the humongous gap between her front teeth. The only other conclusion I&#8217;ve come up with is maybe its her plea with Hooters to give her a job. It&#8217;s not like she&#8217;s doing much of anything else these days anyway!</p>
<p><center><img style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/Lance_Dong.jpg" alt="Lance and Kathy" width="455" height="600" /></center></p>
<p><strong>Look Ma! I made My Dong Bigger!</strong><br />
Lance Bass helped Kathy Griffin out in a series of skits, one in which it looks like he&#8217;s going to shove a dildo up her&#8230;well I don&#8217;t really want to think of where. All I can imagine is he had to use a fake dong since his real one is to small to get on camera.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s more proof Lance has a little wee wee&#8230;.</p>
<p><center><img style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/Kathy_Lance_No_Pants.jpg" alt="Kathy Lance No Pants" width="460" height="294" /></center></p>
<p>As you can see it doesn&#8217;t take much to cover up his ding dong.</p>
<p><center><img style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/Kathy_Fake_Boobs.jpg" alt="Kathy Fake Boobs" width="465" height="580" /></center></p>
<p><strong>Oops! My Boobie Fell Out&#8230;Again!</strong><br />
Hasn&#8217;t the Janet-Justin thing been overdone? Though I do think the prosthetic boobs was a nice touch. It&#8217;s sure to be the latest way women in Hollywood decide to make their boobs bigger.</p>
<p><center><img style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/Kat_Von_D.jpg" alt="Kat Von D" width="367" height="600" /></center></p>
<p><strong>Pause&#8230;and Take a Silent Moment&#8230;</strong><br />
I think this picture speaks for itself. I don&#8217;t need to say a word&#8230;just sit and wonder how the train wreck started. Poor plaid&#8230;it didn&#8217;t ask to be put on her body. Much like Britney&#8217;s babies that came out of her vagina, the plaid didn&#8217;t ask to be here.</p>
<p><center><img style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/Holly_Kiser_Model.jpg" alt="Holly Kiser" width="383" height="600" /></center></p>
<p><strong>WTF is That?!</strong><br />
After seeing this, that&#8217;s what my boyfriend, Dom, said about model Holly Kiser&#8217;s outfit. I mean, c&#8217;mon! Her tits aren&#8217;t even big enough to hold up those belt straps and someone needs to call PETA pronto. It looks like a whole fleet of birds have been plucked to make her skirt (or maybe they just skinned a rabbit). Sorry, I&#8217;m not down with my fur/feather knowledge.</p>
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<p><strong>Is this a picture of Perez Hilton&#8217;s Evil Nemesis?</strong><br />
At least his hair&#8217;s not multi-colored. You have to give Christian Siriano that much credit. Still, he&#8217;s equally as creepy and disgusting. I don&#8217;t care who this guy is or what he designs. He&#8217;s a troll. Enough said!</p>
<p><center><img style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/Caroline_Rhea_Fat.jpg" alt="Caroline Rhea" width="371" height="600" /></center></p>
<p><strong>Jenny Craig Called&#8230;We want You Caroline!</strong><br />
Didn&#8217;t Caroline used to be on <em>The Biggest Loser</em>? I guess she didn&#8217;t follow their diet. She must have consulted Kirstie Alley for weight loss tips instead, because wow, Caroline has become a heifer! In the battle of the twinkies, I think it&#8217;s safe to say they won.</p>
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		<title>Find Your Jailbait in Church – That’s What Mama Hogan Did</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 18:25:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		Charley Hill and Linda Hogan are an item. Before we get into the torrid details of their love I think we should offer them a nickname. We can’t use their last names because they are too similar. So I’m thinking we can go with Linley. Of course, this is a preliminary name. We might come [...]]]></description>
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<p>So, Hogan, who is the mother of two kids, both of which are pretty close to the legal age (Brooke is already legal, Jailboy is not), has decided to pick herself up some young meat. When I say young I mean 19 years old. If she wants a young guy that’s cool, but it’s a little odd that Mommy is playing in her son’s playground while he is off serving time in the clink.</p>
<p>According to TMZ, Charley was friends with Nick Hogan as a kid. In fact, they served as altar boys at a Florida church during their much younger youth. Charley was just one grade ahead of Nick and the boys would often play sports on the same teams.</p>
<p>You know what they say, people that pray together, stay together! Does this mean we will be seeing a lot more of Linley in the future? I don’t have an answer to that, but I think we should send condom donations to them, just in case. That’s definitely one baby bump I don’t want to see grow into existence.</p>
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<p>Technorati Tags: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Charley+Hill" rel="tag">Charley Hill</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Linda+Hogan" rel="tag"> Linda Hogan</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Linley" rel="tag"> Linley</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Baby+Bump" rel="tag"> Baby Bump</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Jailbait" rel="tag"> Jailbait</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Older+Woman+Younger+Man" rel="tag"> Older Woman Younger Man</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Nick+Hogan" rel="tag"> Nick Hogan</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Dating" rel="tag"> Dating</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Divorce" rel="tag"> Divorce</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Jailbait" rel="tag"> Jailbait</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Church" rel="tag"> Church</a></p>
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		<title>SuperNanny to the Rescue</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 14:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ashtyn</dc:creator>
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		Jo Frost is probably the expert on fixing messed up kids. I don’t normally take advice from those that don’t even have kids, but I’ve always had a soft spot for Jo. I am not sure why, but that British nanny just melts my cold, black heart. I am not a huge television watcher, but [...]]]></description>
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		</div><p><img class="alignright" style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px; float: right;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/Jo_Frost.jpg" alt="Jo Frost" width="250" height="243" />Jo Frost is probably the expert on fixing messed up kids. I don’t normally take advice from those that don’t even have kids, but I’ve always had a soft spot for Jo. I am not sure why, but that British nanny just melts my cold, black heart. I am not a huge television watcher, but I can tell you, if Jo had Brit Brit on the show, my ass would be planted in front of the tube with some popcorn. Then again, in honor of Brit maybe I would have some Cheetos, Starbucks, and a side of Vodka.</p>
<p>Jo wants to help Britney because she believes she’s not a bad person and not a truly bad mother. She told Entertainment Tonight, “I do believe she loves her children very much and I’d be more than happy to help her.”</p>
<p>While I am glad that Brit didn’t take that skeezer, Dr. Phil’s help, I think she should go for this one. I wonder if they pay you to be on <em>SuperNanny</em>? If they did, K-Fed would go for it, because that could mean more money for him, too.</p>
<p><span id="more-168"></span>Jo went on to say that she wanted to “put her on the right track and feel more empowered as a parent.” She thinks that Britney can get over her crazy and be a good mom like she was during the days of Manny’s and car seats.</p>
<p>She went on to say &#8220;&#8230;It&#8217;s about Britney being in a place where she&#8217;s feeling secure and confident in herself, so that she is able to take care of her little ones and give them what they need from her, which is their mother around.&#8221;</p>
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<p>Jo is so smart! Although, I’m almost certain she would have a better luck giving parenting advice to a Meerkat.</p>
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		<title>WTF Were they Thinking? Palms Place Hotel Opening</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Jun 2008 22:46:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ashtyn</dc:creator>
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		Next time someone makes a guest list for a posh hotel opening they should either A. make a better list or B. make sure there is a dress code to go with the guests. Just the other night B-list, reality, and a couple of A-list stars popped over to the Palms Place to make an [...]]]></description>
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		</div><p>Next time someone makes a guest list for a posh hotel opening they should either A. make a better list or B. make sure there is a dress code to go with the guests. Just the other night B-list, reality, and a couple of A-list stars popped over to the Palms Place to make an entrance and do some hobnobbing. Here are the highlights in the form of some of the ugliest, freakiest, or the most amusing.</p>
<p><center><img style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/90210_Pimp.jpg" alt="90210 Pimp" width="396" height="600" /></center></p>
<p><strong>The 90210 Pimp</strong><br />
See what happens when you do 90210 (twice)? I always found Steve, err Ian, to be an amusing character on the show, but he shouldn’t be wearing the Michael Jackson look-alike hat. It’s moderately creepy.</p>
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<p><center><img style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/Hot_Earrings.jpg" alt="Ashlee Simpson" width="400" height="600" /></center></p>
<p><strong>Earrings from Outer Space</strong><br />
I could’ve ignored that her dress was drab and her shoes didn’t match other than in color, but the earrings were just too good to pass up. I wonder where she bought them. I think I’m going to buy some for all of my bridesmaids. Earrings like that deserve to be celebrated!</p>
<p><center><img style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/Informercial_King.jpg" alt="Infomercial King" width="423" height="600" /></center></p>
<p><strong>Informerical_King</strong><br />
I don’t even know who this guy is. I know he’s an actor, Josh something or other. I checked his IMDB page and he’s been on Mad TV and had some other small roles in movies. However, my first impression is of a guy on erectile dysfunction commercials. He’s just so happy. It’s like getting a stiffy for the first time all over again.</p>
<p><center><img style="border: 7px solid black; margin-top: 2px; margin-bottom: 2px;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/Ken_Dillon.jpg" alt="Ken Dillon" width="399" height="600" /></center></p>
<p><strong>Super Hair&#8230;it&#8217;s Super!!!!!</strong><br />
I don’t know who this guy either, but with hair like this you know he had to be included! In fact, if Ashlee Simpson-Wentz had been smart enough to use this guy’s hairstylist she could have better shown off her earrings!</p>
<p><center><img style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/Latoya_Jackson.jpg" alt="Latoya" width="407" height="600" /></center></p>
<p><strong>Botox Gone Wild</strong><br />
You would think that the psychics in her network would have had the common sense to foreshadow that her face would end up looking like this. Is it just me or does she look like the perfect cross between Michael and Janet if they were mooshed together and then run over by a train full of Botox?</p>
<p><center><img style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/Linda_Hogan_Guest.jpg" alt="Linda Hogan" width="439" height="600" /></center></p>
<p><strong>Hogan&#8217;s Hos</strong><br />
I can just see it now. Someone is out there trying to steal Fabio’s fame and glory just as soon as he can finish growing his hair out. I know the Hogan’s are getting divorced, but must they go out and find random 20 year olds and fall all over them? I could ignore the ugly dress, but what’s with her smug expression? She’s got a kid in the slammer crying and a boyfriend that looks more suited for Jessica Simpson by the look on his face. Too bad there wasn’t such a thing as mental Vivaxa.</p>
<p><center><img style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/Polka_Dot_Waitress.jpg" alt="Polka Dot Waitress" width="396" height="600" /></center></p>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.beyond-bedding.com/pink-and-brown-toile-twin-kids-children-bedding-set.html">Polka Dot</a> Waitress</strong><br />
Don’t get me wrong, I like polka dots on four year olds and older ladies moo-moos, but I don’t picture them as the epitome of sexy. It seems that sweet Sarah lost some of her clothes when Clooney canceled the lease. It’s time to go shopping before its back to waiting tables.</p>
<p><center><img style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/Simpson_Dropped_Soap.jpg" alt="Jessica looking constipated" width="400" height="600" /></center></p>
<p><strong>Simpson Dropped the Soap</strong><br />
I can’t even get past the look on her face to comment on anything else. You have to wonder what she is thinking. I think I have narrowed it down to three things.</p>
<p>1. Where did Ashlee get those earrings?<br />
2. What do you mean there isn’t any free booze?<br />
3. Take me to your leader.</p>
<p><center><img style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/Vern.jpg" alt="Vern Troyer" width="399" height="600" /></center></p>
<p><strong>Playa Pimp in Short Form</strong><br />
What can I say? The man knows how to dress. Sure, he’s casual, but he’s far better looking than some of the people above him in the list. At least he looks decent in that casual pimp sort of way. When it comes to best dressed, Vern&#8217;s the man!</p>
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		<title>Nick (Bollea) Hogan is a Whiny Bitch</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 20:15:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ashtyn</dc:creator>
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		So, I’ve been thinking. When you are caught drag racing because you can’t handle your car and you crash and turn someone into a vegetable for life, what do you do? Some of us might be apologetic. Others might run and hide. Still, others would pretend that they did nothing wrong. Unfortunately, some of the [...]]]></description>
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<p>Apparently, the youngest in the Bollea brood is not taking jail time as well as everyone had hoped he would. Come on, the kid is a privileged, yet pathetic teenager that thinks his daddy can get him out of anything. You expected adult behavior out of him? I highly doubt it. True to form, Nick has been sitting in jail, whining and crying to his mommy.</p>
<p>He doesn’t like prison. They have him in a single cell, isolated from everyone else. I don’t know if that’s his secret plea to allow for rape time or what, but apparently he’d do anything to not be alone. Hey, it’s his ass, not mine.</p>
<p>Despite pleading guilty, Nick doesn’t seem to have a nice thing to say about John, the guy he turned into a vegetable, now that he’s in the clink. In fact, audio tapes of Nick whining have recently surfaced and if he’s trying to get out on good behavior, these certainly aren’t going to do the trick.</p>
<p>Feel free to check out the audio below from TMZ. Some highlights of the conversation have been included for those that don’t want to hear the whiny bitch speak.</p>
<p><span id="more-152"></span>Hulk: &#8220;Well, I don&#8217;t know what type of person John was or what he did to get himself in this situation. I know he was pretty aggressive and used to yell at people and used to do stuff and&#8230;but for some reason man, God laid some heavy shit on that kid man&#8230;I don&#8217;t know what he was into&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p>Nick: “John was a negative person”</p>
<p>Hulk: “He was what?”</p>
<p>Nick: “He was a negative person”</p>
<p>Linda goes on to speak about John’s mother saying:</p>
<p>“John never meant anything to her or Ed. It&#8217;s sad because I really appreciated you kids&#8230;and I just&#8230;I miss John, I miss you, too&#8230;and it&#8217;s like she&#8217;s not suffering and I am. I have a loss. She doesn&#8217;t give two shits.”</p>
<p>Nice to see the apple doesn’t fall too far from the tree. These two numb nuts are really setting an excellent example for their kid who is lucky he only got 8 months in jail.</p>
<p>Word of advice Nick: Blaming your victim isn&#8217;t going to be the way to show the public that you&#8217;ve matured and deserve a break.</p>
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		<title>White Oprah Recommends Family Porn Time</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 19:48:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		I don’t watch White Oprah’s show Living Lohan and I never will because Dina is a trashy cuntbag that is just out to pimp her daughters and ride their waves of fame, because she’s a talentless hack. Regardless, someone is watching this shit and they are already buzzing about the great parental habits that Mommy [...]]]></description>
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		</div><p><img class="alignright" style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px; float: right;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/Dina_LoHo.jpg" alt="Dina Lohan" width="250" height="383" />I don’t watch White Oprah’s show <em>Living Lohan</em> and I never will because Dina is a trashy cuntbag that is just out to pimp her daughters and ride their waves of fame, because she’s a talentless hack. Regardless, someone is watching this shit and they are already buzzing about the great parental habits that Mommy Dearest seems to have.</p>
<p>For instance, on this first episode they show Dina watching a sex tape. No it’s not just any sex tape. It’s one of a Lindsay look-alike. Okay, most porn that’s done a look alike, claims to be the real person. So, considering we all know how Lindsay likes getting hers, what if it would have been her? Isn’t it a little disturbing that Dina wants Lindsay on her show so bad that she will put her own kid’s sex tape on the show to get ratings?</p>
<p>Hell, even if it wasn’t about that, she was watching a sex tape of someone that looks like her kid. I don’t sit around watching my deceased grandmother’s sex tapes, so I can feel closer to her. I just don’t know what’s up with this. However, one cannot help but wonder if this was a lesbian sex tape or not.</p>
<p>As if this wasn’t bad enough on its own, Ali, Lindsay’s 14 year old sister comes into the room while mom is watching this shit and asks if it’s Lindsay. Dude, seriously. If you are going to watch porn don’t let the kids see it. As it is, Ali&#8217;s role model is Lindsay so she’s already heading for a 3C addiction (cock, coke, and eventually clit). I doubt she needs anymore help with the inclusion of Mommy and Me porn time.</p>
<p><span id="more-150"></span>Some people have commented, wondering if this is abuse on Dina’s part. Unfortunately, Pat Truman (former Justice Dept. Chief of Child Exploitation) had this to say to Page Six:</p>
<p>“It’s inappropriate but probably not illegal. If there was a situation where a mother was regularly exposing her child to pornography, it would be a concern for state child welfare agencies.”</p>
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<p>Man, they investigated Britney for temper tantrums and lack of car seats, but Dina and porn…hey that’s no big deal!</p>
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		<title>Simpson-Wentz Reality Television Newlywed Style</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 18:18:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ashtyn</dc:creator>
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		Apparently Ashlee Simpson-Wentz has not learned anything from her sister. Well, either that or she realized she wasn’t going to make a living for much longer selling music with her vocal issues. To ensure a bright and successful life, the Simpson-Wentz clan are shopping around the idea of a Newlywed show in the same vein [...]]]></description>
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		</div><p><img class="alignright" style="border: 7px solid black; margin: 2px 9px; float: right;" src="http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/celebs/Ashlee_and_Pete.jpg" alt="Ashlee and Pete" width="250" height="327" />Apparently Ashlee Simpson-Wentz has not learned anything from her sister. Well, either that or she realized she wasn’t going to make a living for much longer selling music with her vocal issues. To ensure a bright and successful life, the Simpson-Wentz clan are shopping around the idea of a Newlywed show in the same vein as the show that Jessica did with Nick prior to becoming a divorced, drunken slut with a penchant for football players.</p>
<p>I’ve heard of following in your sister&#8217;s footsteps, but isn’t this a little ridiculous?! Ashlee will, of course, be playing the Jessica role. This means she will be the moron and Pete gets to roll his eyes, laugh, and profess his love to a wife with the IQ of 12. While the couple has yet to find a network, they are shopping around, and even have footage they can offer as samples!</p>
<p>According to sources for OK Magazine:</p>
<p>“One scene is at a dinner and everyone is toasting to business ventures and important things like that. When it came to Ashlee, she toasts to jewelry, and Pete just shook his head.”</p>
<p><span id="more-151"></span>Wow, I don’t know about you, but with footage like that, I can’t wait for it to be picked up by VH1! Not only that, but it’s sure to be a hit with lines and reactions like that.</p>
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		<title>Clay Aiken and Pregnancy</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 21:02:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ashtyn</dc:creator>
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		I know, I know these are two things you never thought you’d hear together. It’s kind of like hearing peanut butter and sperm. They just don’t go together. Well, at least I think they don’t.
Nonetheless, it’s the talk of the town that Clay Aiken actually impregnated someone. Before I go on, let me just say, [...]]]></description>
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<p>Nonetheless, it’s the talk of the town that Clay Aiken actually impregnated someone. Before I go on, let me just say, I hope they don’t use that turkey baster this Thanksgiving!</p>
<p>According to TMZ, Clay who is 29 has impregnated Jaymes Foster who is 50. Foster is a record producer who lives with Aiken in his LA home. From what is going around it happened through artificial insemination and Clay will help by actively raising his future son or daughter.</p>
<p>Foster is divorced and this will be her first child. She is due in August. This will also be Aiken’s first child. He has never been married, because, well, that just became legal in California.</p>
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		<title>Chloe Lattanzi Doesn&#8217;t Rock My Cradle</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Apr 2008 02:13:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ashtyn</dc:creator>
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		I just have to wonder what is wrong with this bitch. How do you come from Olivia Newton John and then end up sounding like a stuck pig on buy one sow, get one free day? Any way you look at it, Chloe Lattanzi is utterly disgusting. Not only is she like the ugliest, big-lipped, [...]]]></description>
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<p>I thought last week was bad. When she did “I Hate Everything About You” and started trying to masturbate on stage and then you could see her snatch, I seriously almost vomited in my mouth. I tried to hold it in, afraid that it would projectile onto my television because she was the object of my vomit’s obsession, so I did my best to stop that. I do love my television, after all.</p>
<p>I have added the video below in case you feel you need to vomit, as well. This will help you. I promise.</p>
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<p>This week’s performance called for a cover of one of her mom’s songs. She chose “I Honestly Love You”, but turned it into some goth-induced, wannabe rock tune that was completely scary. It came complete with backup dancers and while it was not as bad (less masturbation this time around) it was still pretty bad. It might not make you vomit, but it will certainly make a lot of people wonder what the fuck is going on so that this crazed bitch is even on television in the first place. She’s lucky her momma is famous or she would be in some serious trouble.</p>
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